My Moehog's Special Wish
by Lenora1961

I’ve had this Moehog for a while,
Repoocaronel is her name.
Although usually a contented pet,
she has a special wish just the same.

Repooc is a very basic Red,
though not from lack of trying,
she wants to be a certain color,
so much she just starts crying.

My sweet Repooc, I always say,
I will buy a paint brush for you
in any shade that you desire,
yellow or green or blue!

Halloween or Christmas,
Silver, Gold or Snow,
Checkered, Spotted, Speckled
Strawberry or Shadow.

Is a Morphing Potion better
for the color you desire?
Electric or Disco,
Rainbow, Brown or Fire?

No, my dear Master,
My little Repooc would say,
I want to be WATER,
that would make my day!

So beautiful, so calming,
in shades of foam and blue,
WATER is my one true wish.
Please, TNT, make my wish come true!

A Meeting
by Sarcasticdeath

One fine eve a meeting was held,
The evil on the street was quiet and quelled.
Neopia's finest villains all presided,
A new villain union head to be decided.

Shadow Usul said, "I rule the night,
being the head is my birth right!"
"I am appalled at this declaration,
I should be head!!" said the beast of taxation.

"But I do the mischief and menace," said Jabhal.
"Don't forget me just because I am small!"
Boochi jumped to get some attention
None heard him amongst all the tension.

The meeting was going nowhere 
and there seemed no hope.
Until our beloved and feared
Dr. Frank Sloth spoke:

"You fools are like kids fighting over candy,
A simple poll might prove to be handy!
And know you all this right now
Vote for me or else be chow!"

With that the issue was ended.
It was democracy they pretended.
But evil is what evil did.
Be thankful it's Sloth and not some kid!

Collectable Cards
by Vinylchloride

I love exploring shops to buy collectable cards
Though some are pricey, so it can be pretty hard.
Shadow Usul, Mokti, Uggsul, and Jelly Chia,
I want to collect every single card in Neopia!

When anyone visits my userlookup they can see
All of the cards bought and collected by me.
Compared to most players, I've got plenty
But compared to others, it's not that many.

Lord Luparn, Pomanna, and Bug Eye McGee
I want to collect each and every one, you see.
Trrygdorr, Green Scale, Midas, and Fire Paw
I really cannot wait until I collect them all.

Rollay Scaleback, Tylix, Hagalugg, and Uzarro,
I've got more cards than you may ever know.
Scorchio Mage, Grimilix, Venuqin, Valkyrie,
Advisor Wessle, Uncle Tharg, and Chimi Magi.

To be the master of cards is what I seek
Two Rings Wizard, Lavender, and Bacheek.
How long until collect them all, I wonder?
Right now I've already collected a hundred.

My pet Bori
by Harley_and_flash

A Kougra may have flashy stripes
And I'm sure he's got some stories
But nothing in Neopia
Compares to my pet Bori

Her claws are quick, her eyes are sharp
In battle she never falters
She's cheeky, playful and very kind
With her I'd never alter!

So many colours I could choose from
Island, Pink and Cloud
But red is the only colour
My Bori is allowed

She's perfect to me in every way
I wouldn't ever change her
I know some other owners
Would want to rearrange her

Her ancestors may like the cold
But she prefers warm weather
Her armor makes her look so heavy
But she's light as a feather

My Bori loves to play and joke
And she loves to read and bake
She reads books like Claw of the Bori
And bakes banana Bori cupcakes!

Armin the Small is her hero
And she hopes to aspire
To be exactly like him one day
No honour could be higher

At night I tuck my Bori in
And wish she has good dreams
She tells me that she loves me much
And you don't know how much that means

Asparagus Woes
by Dustymine

Asparagus! Asparagus!
That’s all I seem to hear.
This vegetable obsession
Seems to me a mite bit queer.

Apparently our Neopian friends
Cannot entirely see,
That a plain old greenish vegetable
Is all it’s going to be.

Asparagus! Asparagus!
That’s all I seem to taste.
To spend your time cooking it
Is really quite a waste.

Of asparrot drinks and asparagus dishes,
I’m not a loyal fan.
I still can’t believe what’s on yogurt pizza,
And what’s put in Borovan!

Asparagus! Asparagus!
That’s all I seem to see.
This new crazy fashion trend of ours,
Just looks silly to me.

Scarves and gloves are fine, I guess,
There shouldn’t be much more- AH!
Sorry, I was just surprised
By a tall green Chia… Oh, Fyora…

Asparagus! Asparagus!
I’m sick and tired and worn
Of this massive irrational epidemic,
Which into I was born.

I’ll tell you now, it’s nothing great,
It’s just something you eat!
Asparagus is very good for you,
But that’s no unknown feat!

So stop, you fangirls
You fanboys, you creeps,
Just sit down and chill
While my advice really seeps.

I know you may like Jimmy James,
Or the popular morning drink,
But you are going way too far with this,
Wouldn’t you think?

So put down the asparagus!
Just for a day or so.
And watch as others scramble in their craze,
And you’ll know.