Better Than Me
by chatterboxchic

Oh my, oh my, look at this!
A new challenge I can't resist.
Commander Gormos, oh do you dare? 
I swear I will beat you, even if by a hair. 

Oh no, oh no, I must have mistaken. 
The Freaky Factory is not my haven! 
Those blobs move just a little too quick.
My failure's making me just a little too sick.

Come on, come on, 
Where's my hand-eye coordination? 
At this rate there won't be 
A means for celebration.
As terrible as it is for me to admit 
My scores are too shameful for me to submit. 

Okay, okay, just to be fair,
I didn't try hard, let's make that clear.
But, every week it is always the same.
"Better Than You," you are true to your name. 

Oh why, oh why, do players set such a high bar? 
I can't even score high enough for the avatar! 
Commander Gormos, you must obviously see,
that you are by far better than me.

Moltara Worms
by alicia7403

To seek us you must look beneath the ground,
A treacherous journey must be found.
To succeed you must enter the shack.
Now, we must hope you don't turn back.

Look for us deep inside the cave,
We will not put you to your grave.
Come find us all, we'll give you a prize,
We hope you will get a rise.
If you have us all you may see the light,
Or perhaps it will be as dark as night.

The secret lies within the sun,
This journey looks dangerous, not fun.
Take us deep into the night.
Turn left. Turn right.
It smells, it's hot, which way do you go?
The air is moving slow, as if with no blow.

At the end, you will find a treasure,
Then we must leave you forever.
You will not need us now,
For we will go out with a pow.
Don't worry he will gift you well,
You will always feel swell.
You can go back to the night,
Anytime you wish, for you have the right.

We come in many colours bright,
Of red, blue, yellow, pink, green, on your screen,
In rainbow, orange, purple, black and white.
For fear us not, we do not bite.
Come seek us, we promise
To not give you a fright.

Dung Everywhere!
by abfosters

Yikes, what is that smell?
Whoa, cosmetics made of dung!
That cannot smell nice.

I walk to a house
and I suddenly feel sick
I can sense the dung.

Once I step inside
dung as far as I can see,
from couches to chairs.

Dung is everywhere!
There is no way to escape
get me out of here!

When it's dinner time,
they pull out a dung pizza
so I walk away.

I walk down the street
and I see a nice young Grarrl,
but he's chewing dung!

In the Slushie Shop,
wait, just guess what I see there.
It's a dung slushie!

Dung is everywhere!
There is no way to escape
get me out of here!

I watch a quick fight
at the Battledome, and what's there?
Dung shields and dung motes!

At a Gormball game
I order a plain hot dog,
but it's made of DUNG!

In the library
I have to return a book
to its old dung shelf.

Dung is everywhere!
There is no way to escape
get me out of here!

It's been a "dung" day
full of smells that I can't stand.
Now I have to sleep.

I lay down my head
on my soft, pillowy bed.
WHAT? It's made of dung!

Dung is everywhere!
There is no way to escape
get me out of here!

Treasure Keepers
by moulinrouge21

Gold and rubies, jewels we seek.
Money to make, and treasure to keep.
Quests and tasks for us to complete,
Forever exploring, new people to meet.

Petpet in hand and ready to go,
Green or red, where it lands we don't know.
Facing statues of stone and hidden traps,
To one day complete this archaic map.

Our shop is open, for all to explore,
While we hunt for treasure to add lots more,
Wondrous items, all glittering and shine,
A new task could arrive at any time.

Gardens we see of emerald greens,
Completing the board without being seen.
Levelling up to achieve new goals,
Enticed already by taking on this role.

The Somber Tale of the Unforgiving Tomb
by aceshot_14

On this so-radiant a day,
I find myself bewildered,
Geraptiku is my course,
And now my bones are jittered.

For the lost tomb is my heading,
For dreams of riches and fame,
Each day I find myself back again,
Even though success is not my game.

Most days I venture into the tomb,
My dreams are unfulfilled,
A ghost Hissi frightening as can be,
Leaves my whole body chilled.

On other most disheartening days, 
I find myself unrest,
For a scary Petpet,
Bellows out his mighty chest. 

I have to say to top it all, 
This day is the worst,
On this day I venture for days,
To find empty treasure on its perch.

I curse the name who plundered that chest,
This tomb has put me through too many tests,
I wander back yet again in low spirit,
I find the exit and run when I hear it.

Then the day finally arrives,
The tomb will no longer tell its lies,
I venture in with a most majestic swagger,
Expecting nothing more but disheartening failure.

Upon the treasure room I attain,
I find a treasure I open in vain,
The treasure unnerving me for years,
Finally uncovered with me in tears.

I examine the treasure I have obtained,
It is not as satisfying as I would have named,
But fulfilling nontheless,
My treasure in my hand I do caress. 

I walk out of the tomb more proud than ever,
I show to everyone that I am clever,
For I found the treasure I searched for so long,
And that ends the tale of the sombering tomb.