The Gulper By Box543

I'm a little Gulper,
As happy as can be.
I swim around my little bowl,
To see what I can see.

The glass is sort of bluish.
The water's kind of green.
But when I'm with my Neopet,
I feel like I'm at sea.

The human owner put me up
Inside a metal box.
With lots of other cast-off stuff,
Like Plushies, Motes and Socks.

As days ticked past, I sadly sat
Unwanted, undesired.
And when the owner pulled me out,
My fate was sealed: RETIRED.

My Kadoatie By Staroe

Oh Kadoatie, my Kadoatie,
why do you cry so?
I feed you when you're hungry,
and dress you warmly in the snow.
My pets love to care for you
and love to hear your high-pitched mew
but still you cry and wail and moan
that your soft cotton bed feels like stone
and you're far too dainty for this heat
when it is only 60 degrees!
Oh Kadoatie, my Kadoatie
why do you not want this ice cream?
I've offered you cakes
and fruit and milkshakes
and you've turned down every one.
You want the best and nothing less
and so I think that I might have to sell you.
"But wait!" you say,
"I'll try not to complain.
Because I love you, Mommy
I love you!"
And you look at me
with your big, beady eyes
and it's no suprise
that I give a sigh and say,
"I love you too, My Kadoatie."

Happy Mistakes By Best_in_the_west

Once upon a sunny day,
A little Warf went out to play.
And on this very splendid outing,
He saw a Petpet, crying and pouting.

"What is wrong?"
Asked the Warf with worry.
"I was running in a hurry.
I ran past The Rainbow Pool
On my way to Petpet school.
I fell into a rainbow puddle!
And now I sit in a cold, wet huddle."

"But look at your fur!" the Warf exclaimed,
"What a beautiful color you coat became!"

"Why, so it is!" the Petpet said,
"It's so vibrant! From toe to head!"
The lesson here today, of course.
Sometimes good comes from remorse.

It was the Warf and his Petpet friend,
That inspired an awesome trend!
As a result, Petpets now can boast
Handsome fur from coast-to-coast.

Petpet Limericks By Keroberosclow

Airax
The Airax is a silly thing.
It flies through hoops and bally rings.
It chirps when it's glad
And roars when it's mad,
But windows crack when it sings.

Splyke
There once was a Splyke whose chin
Resembled the point of a pin,
So he had it made sharp
And purchased a harp
And played oddly tunes and hymns.

Eustabee
The Eustabee, used to be
A horrible monster from the sea.
But one unlucky day
He said hi to Sloth's ray
And hated his cuteness did he.

Sludgy
Never ever call a Sludgy
The insult word "Pudgy."
For if you do dare
You'll be sorry to every hair
Because you'll be head to toe fudgy!

Felly
There once was a Felly named Kelly
Who was mistaken for jelly!
A Skeith took some bread
And the Felly he spread.
She was never seen again,
the poor little Felly.

Petpets Pet By Hutchby

I have a little Neopet
I love her very dear
But I found her getting lonely
Cos I wasn't always near

One day I checked the news
And was so pleased because I found
A Petpet to keep her happy
For when I was not around

Now there's only one small problem
When I'm playing with my pet
Then the petpet is the lonely one
Guess I need a Petpets pet.