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SLORG DAY SPECIAL

Slorg Season
By Stariell

This is the season the Slorgs love.
A month where marrows ripen and
Grow fat in their patches, delicious
To any slimy, slithering passerby.
Where morning sees silver trails
Wind their glittering way across the
Orchard. Leaving holes right through
The middle of the reddest, ripest apples.
Lattice edges chewed into the lettuce
Leaves, rendering them delicately inedible.

A season where harvests are reaped and
Why shouldn't a Slorg take its share? They too
Have a long winter ahead, where pickings
may be lean. Let them grow fat while they can,
I say. The farmers disagree. Their shouts,
Red-faced and furious at the loss of all their
Freshest vegetables can be heard on many
A Neopian night. Meridell's cupboards won't
Run bare. Slorgs may grow fat, but they remain
small in comparison. We can learn to share.

Still, take heed when your mother nags
At you to eat your vegetables. You should,
Before the Slorgs can beat you to it.

Oh, Banana Gummy Slorg
By Lily2b18

Oh, Banana Gummy Slorg,
I put you on my sundae.
And soon they'll make a strawberry,
Chocolate, or vanilla one day.
I'd have an army of gummy Slorgs
With you and grape and lime,
And eating each one of you
Would simply be sublime.
You're sour and delicious, too,
With just the right amount of chew,
And so you can now see why
I want a million of you.
Oh, Banana Gummy Slorg,
You're my favourite flavour
And I promise, when eating you,
Your taste I'll always savour.
You're coated in a tasty layer
Of sugary crystaled delight,
And I tell you, with you by my side,
I won't be alone tonight.
Oh, Banana Gummy Slorg,
You're so perfect and so cute,
You look perfect with all your friends,
And you're also cheap, to boot!
Oh, my little gummy Slorg,
You're really quite the blast,
But oh! Delicious gummy Slorg,
Why must you go so fast?

How to Draw a Slorg
By _Razcalz_

Lines and sketches o'er the page,
Slorg Day is approaching swift.
Celebrate by drawing one,
'Tis an ideal gift.
Grab a pencil (not a pen!),
Find someplace and take a seat.
Let me teach you how to draw,
A Slorg on thin white sheet.

Start by drawing three round shapes,
(The head, the body, and the tail.)
Connect these three to form a shape,
With lines that simply trail.
Now you have the Slorg's outline,
But something's missing here.
Circles two above the head,
To make its eyes appear.

Cheerful Slorgs do need a smile,
So does yours! Draw a grin.
Mouth is open in delight,
Add a tongue within.
Extra lines should be erased,
To form a Slorg of white.
Draw on spots and pupils black,
But no teeth to bite!

Finally, just colour in,
With hues of olive green.
Perhaps you want to try others:
Purple, Glowing, Halloween?
Either way, your picture's done,
For Slorg Day, just in time!
Now you have your very own
Slorg that trails no slime!

Slorg Nightmare
By Tahirah

Strolling through Meridell,
I slowly approach a garden.
Leaving behind my putrid gel,
I approach the rows of marrows.

But, alas, I see some Yurble ears
Sprout up, as he smells my trail.
From around a bush I see him peer,
He'll soon be on my tail.

He takes matters into his own hands,
His battle cry: "Slorgeriser X4!"
And right beside me, guess what lands?
A ball of Slorg-B-Gone!

Conversely, to his surprise,
Behind me an army forms.
I see the farmer's eyebrows rise,
I don't think he was expecting more.

Pink Slorgs, blue Slorgs, red Slorgs too!
He misses so more draw near.
This sad old Yurble shall soon be through,
His marrow fields almost clear.

"You won't get the avatar this time!"
We screech as his points stand still.
He's overwhelmed by the mounds of slime,
He gives up, and hits SEND SCORE.

Slorgs on Parade!
By Anjie

Trumpets bellow, music played,
Celebrations, Slorg Parade!

Confetti toned in wildest green,
Does scatter down on festive scene.
Beneath a sticky, dripping arch,
Parade of creatures slide and march.

Kaleidoscopic, colours shine,
As Slorgs do march in single line.
Soaring high as they would dare,
The faerie Slorgs light up the air.

Each one a vision in the sky,
A fragile bundle, gliding high.
So with a merry slide of slime,
The mutant Slorgs do lead the line.

Behind the crew, so barely seen,
Are those who're painted Halloween.
The other Slorgs keep back, polite.
(For fear those fangs could really bite.)

It must be stated, for it's true,
The dung Slorgs get avoided too.
Maraquan Slorgs in purple shell,
Share whispers of that dreadful smell.

Amidst the sea of lime green tone,
One disco Slorg does dance alone.
And though the glances seem discreet,
It's clear he hears a 'different' beat.

So crazy is this Slorg parade,
The music tempts, a serenade.
The Slorgs are here, so let's begin,
Just start to slide, my friend, join in!

Trumpets bellow, music played,
Celebrations, Slorg Parade!



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