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…an unassuming intercom on the Cafe wall.
“Let me assure you that His Grand Majesty, Lord Sloth, will hear of your disobedience!” the voice continued. A staticky peal of laughter poured forth from the intercom. “Resistance is futile!”
Darzix and Enar exchanged looks as the speaker continued to boast of Dr. Sloth’s eminence. “Shall we make our escape?” Gorix whispered. “If we’re quiet, I doubt the boastful one will even know we’ve left.”
Enar nodded, eyes glimmering with hope. “Let’s go.”
At Enar’s response, Gorix nodded to an unassuming hatch in the wall, which opened neatly to reveal a hidden passage through the depths of the Space Station.
'This is NOT what I signed up for,'Darzix thought with a gulp. But before he could protest, Enar was making his way into the neon-lit corridor, leaving the delivery Grundo no choice but to follow into the unknown…
***
“…Shall we follow them, sir?” The voice belonged to Esterhazy, Sloth’s impeccably obedient right-hand Grundo. Obedient, and well-dressed – much like Dr. Sloth, Esterhazy’s idol.
Esterhazy was currently sitting before the space station’s sizable control panel, exultant at having successfully intercepted the rebels’ conversation via the ship’s bidirectional intercom. "I see them escaping right now over the security feeds. They'll be out of camera view soon."
Sloth grinned from behind his tented fingers. “Let them run. We shall commence Phase B of the plan immediately — even their grandest efforts will crumple feebly before the might of Transmogs 2.0.”
Esterhazy swiveled in his seat, keying his credentials into the console. There was a beep as the screen booted up. “I await your command, Your Excellency.”
“Chart our course to the Secret Lab Ray at once,” Sloth commanded. As a means of assuring his underling, he added, “It should be a simple matter of locating the coordinates on our treasure map, so I anticipate you can handle this task.”
Esterhazy’s confidence faded as the console flickered on. “Erm… sir…”
Sloth narrowed his eyes in disgust, as though staring at a salted Slorg. “You do know where this ‘Secret Lab Ray’ is located, yes?”
“Your Grand Vileness… about that…” Esterhazy glanced at the console, where an electronic rendition of a three-by-three map was displayed. Notably, all nine of the map pieces were absent.
“Out with it, Esterhazy!”
“…There appears to be a server error with the Secret Laboratory Map display, sir.”
Dr. Sloth groaned. “Backups, Esterhazy, backups! How many times must I tell you? Back. Up. Everything!” The Grand Overlord of The Known Universe shook his head, palm pressed against his forehead. “Establish a connection to The Shop Wizard,” he commanded at last. “We will simply rebuy the pieces that you have so ineptly lost. After all, our wealth is so vast in its extremity that no price could deter our scheme.”
Even as he smiled and nodded his agreement, Esterhazy released a nervous laugh. “Well, your Vast Intellectualness… the prices are… also quite vast. Not to say that Your Majesty’s coffers are not suitable to the task, not at all, but in the interest of frugality…”
“Cease your yammering.” In a moment, Sloth leaned over the console to inspect Esterhazy’s Shop Wizard query results. There was a long pause at His Great Lordship tabulated the cost of a complete map set. Esterhazy held his breath.
“ESTERHAZY, YOU IMBECILE!” Sloth roared at last.
***
Several hours on Neopia (and a woefully-dented net worth) later, Dr. Sloth and his faithful right-hand Grundo Esterhazy made landfall on the shores to the Secret Lab, sights set on nothing short of Transmogrification 2.0 for all of Neopia.
As the pair stepped out into unfamiliar environs, squinting at the sunlight reflected off the ocean’s rolling waves, Esterhazy spied a well-fortified metal hatch in the distant sand, and pointed it out with much elation. “Your Most Eminent Lordship, that must be the Lab entrance!”
“I have eyes too, Esterhazy!” retorted Sloth, quickening his pace to lead the way before his fallible minion. “I trust we will not have to expend another ludicrous sum for a laser device to cut our way in?”
“Be assured, sir, that I have prepared a range of devices in advance for that purpose.” As he said this, Esterhazy brandished a formidable laser gun with the words, “Cleaving Beam 3000” printed on its side in a red zigzag font. Then, as if realizing what he held in his possession, he fell to a knee and presented the ray to the All-Knowing Commander of Space. “For you, my lord.”
“Of course it’s for me,” Sloth said with a grin, snatching the device from Esterhazy’s clutches. “Thank you for the gift.” The duo proceeded several minutes further down the beach, at long last reaching the Lab entrance. Esterhazy stood to the side as Sloth prepared the Ray gun, looking on with reverence as his master took a wide stance and activated the beam, preparing to enter the Lab.
***
The Mad Scientist was enjoying a bubbling cup of Moltaran tea when the terminus of a laser beam appeared on the other side of the Lab kitchen, searing a hole in the middle of the wall clock he still hadn’t gotten around to setting forward an hour.
“I’ll be zapped where I stand,” the Scorchio muttered, taking another sip. “Looks like a Cleaving Beam 3000.” One of my finer creations, if I don’t say so myself. Though the 5000 model has a certain charm to it as well.
He watched, leaned back in his seat, as the beam moved in a downward arc, searing thrifted wall decorations and photographs he’d taken at the grand opening of his colleague Kooky’s Petpet Lab Ray. Truly a wonderful mind behind that Kookith, he mused, rising from his seat to step nimbly over the traveling laser beam. He gulped down the remainder of his tea, set his “World’s Best Mad Scientist” mug on the counter, and turned to look curiously at the source of the beam, spiraled eyes homing in on the entrance hatch, which now sported a vaguely-circular hole.
“Most excellent, your Indomitable Eminence,” a muffled voice issued from behind the door. “Your laser work is as profound as ever.”
“I appreciate your grovelling, Esterhazy, but now’s not the time,” came another muffled voice, this one deeper and more authoritative. “Do you wish to alert the entire Lab to our presence?”
“Please pardon my insolence, Most Benevolent One, but… I think the laser might have done that for us already.”
“It is no matter,” the deeper voice was saying, until the Mad Scientist pressed a button on the wall to activate the Gravity Nullifier 7000 he’d just had installed, sending the slab of lasered metal hurtling across the room like an arrow.
Thus were Sloth and Esterhazy revealed mid-argument, the latter looking with wide eyes at the disheveled Scorchio before them. “May I help you?” inquired the Mad Scientist, madly.
To that, Sloth elbowed Esterhazy, muttering, “Set the Cleaving Beam to ‘stun’ for me.” After a moment’s fiddling by Esterhazy, Sloth pointed the ray gun at The Mad Scientist. “You can help us… by getting out of the way. I have a planet to conquer.”
***
Gorix, Darzix, and Enar met with the other members of The Resistance in their war room.
"Finally, we have a specimen!" Gorix announced with a wide grin as he took Enar's hand to shake and subsequently throw into the air. The room applauded and Enar felt very self-conscious.
"We've known for a while about Dr. Sloth's 'Transmogs 2.0', from some documents on The Resistance's VirtuLeaks exchange," Cylara commented, her expression neutral. "Sloth's been developing them in secret for a while, since he escaped containment..." The Cybunny trailed.
"Alas," continued Haryt, a Kyrii who seemed to be The Resistance's chief scientist. "We have no idea for what purpose Dr. Sloth has been creating TM2s, but we think it may have to do with making and growing a sleeper army. Nonetheless, part of why we're so unsure is because The Resistance has not before had one we could, ahem, analyze." He grinned, sheepishly yet calculating.
Enar grimaced. "Really? More tests?"
"To understand what you're capable of, and how we can best use that knowledge to stop Dr. Sloth, yes," Gorix interjected swiftly and empathetically. "But also, hopefully, to learn how to reverse you and turn you back to a faerie Grundo." He smiled. "It will not be quite so easy as simply applying a Paintbrush."
Enar felt a bit more relieved, but still wasn't happy about the situation. "And how did you not find another Transmog 2.0 before me?" he asked incredulously. "I've been sending that distress signal for months. I said I had contacts--"
"We, er, think Dr. Sloth has been silently 'eliminating' his experiments..." trailed Kyna, a faerie. She was the Space Faerie's apparent protégé, filling in for Mira while the Space Faerie spent time exploring deep space, searching for trouble, knowledge, and gifts for Kari. "So if you have contacts, great, but don't be surprised if--"
"In all fairness," Darzix interrupted, wanting to spare his transformed new friend the explicit news, "delivery drivers live hyper focused, non-adventurous lives. So it's not surprising none stopped to find you." He offered an awkward chuckle.
Enar had to slightly smile at that.
"We've made contact with The Defenders," an Alien Aisha announced, to general cheers from The Resistance.
Aisheena appeared on the big screen in The Resistance's war room. She explained that Dr. Sloth's heat signature was detected entering Neopia's airspace, but quickly lost as the ship entered cloaking mode.
The mood in the room was tense, until Enar blurted out, "The Lab Ray! He HAS to be going there. I know Dr. Sloth, I've seen some of the encrypted logs... He was planning to set the ray from random Transmogs to ALL Transmogs. He must have moved Phase B of the plan up since my discovery was made known."
"Then there truly ISN'T much time," Aisheena finished, a touch hastily. "Gorix, send your best fighters immediately to the Lab Ray. We'll meet you there. The maps are down due to a server error but we'll send you our saved backup coordinates." She grinned and clapped her paws cutely together. "Always back up everything!"
"Affirmative," Gorix replied with a salute before the communication channel ended.
Enar took a deep breath, mustering his courage, and turned to Haryt. "Run your tests. Dissect me if you have to. Just... Find. An. Antidote. Don't let Sloth build up his army." He gave a resolute expression, and forced a smile.
Haryt grinned, genuinely touched. "To my Lab, then, beautiful creature!"
"And we'll head to the Secret Lab," Gorix finished as he downloaded the coordinates into his ship. "Cylara, Kyra, come along with me." He looked toward Darzix and grinned. "Darzix, are you in, too...?"
How will this story end?
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