Screenies

I have THE weirdest friends and I love it. xD If you do not laugh at each and every single one of these screenies then you are a robot with no sense of humour. If you want to read more about us being complete and utter nutters, go here for our Senior Citizen RP board or go here to see screenies of our Avatar Rap Battle, or go here for Aleisha's page of weirdness. Also, sometimes Brett, Emily and I rock at pokemon, it's no big deal- it's just how we roll. Check those screenies out here!

Why is this not surprising?

This is Brett being rude as usual.

If I had a heart, it would probably be breaking right now.

ATTENTION: They both have Bieber Fever!!!!! That is all.

This was just shortly after Jem graduated from McDonalds Burger College.

Yeah I guess barbie dolls just do not count as friends anymore.

No context needed. This is Brett on a regular day.

The one time he uses any form of grammatical element is to
emphasize the fact that all Aleisha does is terrify children with her face.

It's like he has cameras set up around my house or something.

We love Kyle a lot, I swear.

The fastest way to her heart really is through her stomach.

I wouldn't want to imply anything but it's almost as if Kat has done stuff like this before.

I ♥ inside jokes. Even if they are used specifically to mock me.

Lets just say that creamy hot dogs are a personal favourite of his.

So sometimes Ray creepily stalks people from afar.

Kind of like what happened when I befriended lindsmoney and now she won't leave me alone.

Ari lives in a house made of cardboard apparently.

SAVANT: Where soulmates are found.

hahaheheheheh

The fact that my guild hasn't been deleted yet is basically a miracle.

Her naive optimism is adorable.

Just a day in the life of btcomsa12.

I think I would prefer not knowing what he is whipping out.

It's times like this when I think that if I ever saw Brett in real life I would probably pretend I didn't know him.

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

Clearly someone is just jealous of my beauty.

That is actually her only friend.

HAHAHAHAHAHA good one I can picture it now *eyes burning*

I tell people I don't know you.

I don't know what is going on here but I approve.

Kyle and his "priorities"

Stolen from Laura's screenie page because I wish I was friends with this person.

In SAVANT, our friendships are based solely on what we can get out of the other person.

Rude poetry about me seems to come so easily to her....

I'm reasonably confident that she will be adding biology to the long list of things that she
is no good at. Right next to being normal and having any form of personal hygiene.

I try not to judge people but sometimes it is impossible not to.

LOL mothersister finally got onto my screenies page! I thought this day would never come.

This screenie is rather amusing to me. Almost as amusing as
that time when mothersister blocked our entire guild from messaging her.

I sometimes wonder about their sanity. Or lack thereof.

In case you weren't sure if you parents hated you.

Victor + bribery = calendar model, clearly.

What a wonderfully romantic poem! It's enough to make any girl fall in love.

We really do love Kat...I swear...

It's good to see that you found some use for those kids before you abandoned them.

I cry myself to sleep at night because of people like this.

True love.

Kat probably knows this because those same people came to her house the week before.

Being humble is one of his finest qualities.

It's strange that Andi is apparently a zookeeper now considering she only just escaped from one herself.

This is actually a sad but true story.

Best board title ever. In a creepy sort of way.

Yeah...not going to happen.

You can tell that Kyle really cares about other people and isn't being sarcastic at all.

I think the fact that you have a Princess Unicorn font more than proves your insanity.

Wait what just happened.

This is nothing to laugh at. Neopets is serious business.

Don't worry Andi, the food at the buffet will never reject your love.

Sometimes you just have to resort to violence.

Mel always takes me by surprise with her creepiness.

One love♥

We're only a bit crazy. Really.

Aww look at them lying to make me feel better.

Bacon pet was obviously Mike's OTB for quite some time.

RUDEST BOY I HAVE EVER MET!

This is Kyle being wise.....and Brett ruining that for him.

Andi sometimes pretends that she doesn't have "issues" but we know better.

Probably the best pet names ever invented.

Apparently gigapets and tamagotchies are what we played with before we discovered neopets.

The fact that I stumbled across Aleisha's comment when I was going to
this board to post the exact same thing about Kat still amuses me.

He better have spent all his money on xmas gifts for me.

Yeah it's called "You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly" by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty.

I DO NOT APPROVE.

Raymond is speaking from experience.

The Air Faerie is definitely more inappropriate that I ever remembered her being.

For some unknown reason Brett is surprised by this.

Hey mom what does the word "running" mean?

Quoted for truth.

Her high horse actually tramples people into the ground. Beware.

Please? -shields eyes-

She lied because I did not get one single bear.

Young love is so fragile and fleeting.

Freakshows. Every last one of them.

Ray may have got 500 neomails from people wanting to be his friend hehehehe

Just another carefully documented case of Ray being rude to me.

He would.

As you can see, it's pretty obvious that we are super mature. -smug-

I guess not using soap really cuts down on the time it takes to have a shower.

Amazingly, I think Brett's alter-ego Belita is more arrogant and self absorbed than he is.

The truth hurts or something.

I really have no words.

Aleisha and Brett were made for each other and this screenie proves it.

This got really gross really quickly...

Somehow Brett got to be guild leader at age 7.

Yeah unexpected was the word I was looking for too...

Ray is special. ♥

Raymond is just super manly like that.

Our polls are almost never normal.

We support moustaches to the fullest.

I love Aleisha and her moustache with all my heart.

I'm sure they will be very proud. Or mock you. Either one.

I was so worried I would choose the wrong one ahh it was so nerve-wracking.

Back in the day, we in SAVANT were the only ones to appreciate moustaches in all their glory.

This is Ray being rude to me, as always.

They occasionally share romantic moments under the light of the moon.

I really have no idea what he is talking about. -halo shines brightly-

WHY IS EVERYONE RUDE TO ME.

It's a wonder we aren't all frozen by now.

Brett always knows just how to make a girl feel good about herself.

I think that was a dream.

Apparently I have 500 screenies of Brett so why not add another one in here.

He threatened my mom and forced me to lie to everyone about how nice and deserving he is of SuAP.

Maybe he is implying that I smell really fresh and beautiful like roses. Right?

We push down kids and steal their lunch money on a regular basis.
It's just something we do. We stopped caring a long time ago.

Her wisdom astounds me.

I am just so under appreciated. SUGH.

Sometimes I wonder about this boy....

Well I guess I know what I'm doing tomorrow.

Brett pretty much only loves Ray.

Sometimes Aleisha lies and pretends that she loves us more than chocolate.

I wouldn't even be surprised to find out that he lives in a disgusting poop filled shack in the woods.

This pretty much sums up the relationship between Mike and I.

This is Brett being a woman.

I'm honestly just waiting for the day this comes out in theatres.

Story of my life.

Mostly we are all surprised at the fact that she is a girl. Supposedly.

Well SOMEONE needs to get it.

Male chias are super manly, cool and popular right?

I'll have you know that everyone was fooled by my clever tricks. Bazinga.

We even have popcorn in here.

Santa most definitely plays neopets. -imagines him busily collecting his advent calendar prizes-

She's only a bit sadistic.

HAHAHAHAH BRETT GOT BURNED.

OMG CODE RED! CRAZY HOBO ON THE LOOSE!