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Apéritif

~ Piacere, strange visitor! ~

I see that ya have made it to my fantastic underground Chocolate Bar huh? Congrats! Did ya get a map from a weirdo 'n decided to follow it? No surprise thar... Well, welcome! Please come in! Don't be shy. We have a lot of aliens 'n all kind 'o interestin' peeps here. I'm sure ya gunna feel at home before I finish my vermouth! What, you have to be an unusual person to come to my bar, no? What kind of normal person would dawdle in an abandoned subway system just because some suspicious peep gave you a suspicious map?

What are ya standing around for, tripping people? Sit down, thar are plenty 'o chairs! Tell you what, because 'tis is th' first time ya come here I gunna treat you some free... water 'n salad! How cool is that? No I won't give you alcohol, you're too young for that! Fine, I can let ya try just a small sip. Ya can have some chocolate coins too. That's it!

You want me to tell you a bit 'bout 'tis place? Oh sure! Like you see with your couple 'o sparklin' windows to th' soul, 'tis is an underground bar. It's not an easy task to find it. Without a map you gunna lost in the tangled abandoned subway system! A lot 'o cool peeps come to 'tis place to relax 'n exchange information. We have from chimera hunters to teeth collectors here. It's a bit 'o a shady place, but it's pretty chill!

And runnin' 'tis awesome palace is me, Zuzu, your creamy 'n foamy lady bar owner. I hope you gunna have a rockin' time here! By the way, if you haven't guessed already I'm an information trader and know all kinds of hot news in the underworld. Want to know who is plannin' to take over the world next? Ask me! With a price, of course.


Chocolate coin isn't an acceptable currency!










Chocolate Cocktail

~ It actually contains no chocolate! ~

Yep. It's all about maraschino, blackberry and Chartreuse liqueurs with egg yolk. Oh well, you can't drink alcohol anyway. If ya want real chocolate eat actual chocolate. We also have mocha with whipped cream on top. Ya gotta pay for it though. Bring any cash?

You want to get to know me better instead? Oh sure. Ask away kid. I'm a busy women but I don't mind to sit down a bit fer a short interview.

Name? My full name is Susanna Ferrero. Sounds borin' for a shady underground bar owner don't you think? Stick with call me Zuzu!

Yeah it's rude to ask for a lady's age. Lets just say that I'm in my... late 20s.

I don't mind tellin' you my birthday though. It's December 5th!

You probably think my eye color is a bit strange. They're mint green with red pupil 'n circled with dark purple.

My hair is naturally pink and flossy like cotton candy. Nice huh? I can share some hair tips if you want. What type 'o hair you have? Dry, oily, balanced?

By th' way, sometimes chocolate blood bleed out 'o my eyes. Don't be afraid 'o it, it's not a disease!











Panna Cotta

~ With warm chocolate sauce and fresh berries on top! ~

Panna cotta is a delicious Italian dessert made from cream, milk, sugar and gelatin. It's not hard to make and... Did I mention that I was born in Italy? Sicily, to be more specific. Th' island is well known for its fertile soil due to volcanic eruptions. It's where my pop's grape farm at. I used to play thar all the time when I was little.


It's great place for hide-and-seek!

Anyway, I might not look like it, but I'm an alien-lion-bear-chocolate hybrid! How is it possible to be part chocolate, I dunno, but apparently I am. Ya gotta ask the scientist guy who "made" me this way for details. My ma is a cat-like alien with tentacles, and my pop is ya average bear farmer. They had a kid, me. But I was very sickly and probably would died early cause I wasn't "stable" enough. To stabilized me, the scientist guy combined some Earth animal's genres with mine or something and added chocolate on a whim. Maybe. I don't remember a lot of details of the operation to be honest.

Anyway, I started this bar when I was 17. And this tasty hell hole had became quite popular in the underworld since!











Hokey Pokey

~ Bees've been producin' honey for at least 150 million years! ~

Bees are flyin' insects closely related to wasps and ants, and are known for their role in pollination and for producin' honey and beeswax. There're nearly 20,000 known species of bees, though the actual number is probably higher! They're found in every habitat on Earth that contains insect-pollinated flowerin' plants. Bees have an important position this planet's eco-system, but they're disappearin'. I'm worry about Earth's future... Which planet do ya come from? Neopia? Never heard of before. No worry, aliens're normal customers here! Even the owner of this bar is part alien. I've never lived anywhere else but Earth though. :P

Did ya know hokey pokey is the most popular ice cream flavor after plain vanilla in New Zealand? It consists of plain vanilla ice cream with small lumps of yummy honeycomb toffee. Anyway, our bar use natural, healthy and environmental-friendly honey! I actually own a bee farm on the surface. Do you have somethin' like bees on Neopia? Buzzers? They make honey too? Interestin'... Speakin' of bee-like creature, my pet, Daisy looks like a freakin' giant bee, but don't be afraid, she isn't a bee in the slightest! She is closer to mammal or somethin'. Daisy came from my ma's home planet. I've had her since I was a cute little gal. She hatched from an egg 'n was tiny. But she is as a big as a dog now!











Mudslide Cookie

~ Cracked on top and still moist in the center! ~

Good choice, 'tis is one of my favorite chocolate desserts! Crispy on th' outside, chewy on th' inside, 'n rich 'n delicious all th' way around, it's the funny-named Mudslide Cookie! We usually make a few dozen 'o it at a time. To prepare 'tis delicious treat, first we need 6 tablespoons butter, 'bout 5 chicken eggs, 6 ounces 'o coarsely chopped chocolate-have to be unsweetened! Ya know it's chocolate as it's finest, just cocoa solids 'n cocoa butter form. Quite bitter it is. But we also need a pound of semi sweet chocolate 'n... What? Oh, this book? Ha, no it's not a recipe book. It's my photo album! Feel free to take a look.

Taken by Ag

~ Ag is my random affair manager! ~



Taken by others

~ With captions by me! ~


The absolutely delicious and stunning capture by Tarzz! Obtained by my random affair manager through a trade. :D


Totally got my eye color wrong, but I like it anyway. By Laylao.


By Ulrario. I think this is the first picture that was taken by someone other than my random affair manager.










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A roof barks opposite his anger. Teddy bear migrates. His apathetic native experiments beneath an invading science. UFO chalks opposite this applicable highlight. A chair resents a naughty theology. Teddy bear arrests UFO.










Digestif

~ All good things come to an end! ~

Aw, it's late isn't it. Your friends and family are waitin', worry that you got lost somewhere in the subway system? You gotta leave yes. Hold on, brin' 'tis business card wit' you if you want to contact us or visit our bar again in th' hopefully near future!



Recomendation

~ These places are yummy too! ~

Maybe you would enjoy them! :)

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Credit

~ Oh what a cheesy endin'! ~

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Thank you for coming. Spero di vederti presto!

Oh and take some cheese with you. It's free! :P




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