Welcome

Oh, hello there! You've reached the official website of the guild neo.anxious! We're glad to have you here, and would like to notify you that we are not responsible for any loss of memory, personal belongings, limbs, or teeth, and if you should develop a sudden urge to join Dr. Sloth's army, please be advised that we do not cover any insurance costs, but we will provide you with rainbow dung!

You can browse through the different areas of the site by way of the navigation bar, to your left. Or, you can randomly click around and hope that gets you where you need to go. If you have any comments or suggestions, do not hesitate to neomail one of the leaders or council persons!

Trenn: megaeragonlover
Summer: summerc15
Esslar: unconvence

About Neo.Anxious

Welcome to Neo.Anxious, a private NR guild. The big mystery is WHY are we are private? Simple answer, we don't like scammers, beggars, or illiterate fools. :( If you aren't any of those things, it's easier than slicing a cake to get in.

Neo.Anxious prides itself in its unique way of throwing the word 'guild' around. We're not just a guild, we're a family, a very tightly bonded family, like a bag of rubber bands all mixed up together.

Not only are we all friends and lean on each other for help, advice, support, or just someone to chat with, we have a lot of fun in the meantime, too! Not to mention, we're always welcoming new members into our little close knit circle.

We aren't NeoGods and Goddesses, and we understand that the ordinary Neopian isn't either. We know that you have a real life, we don't ask for your first born to join, and we don't expect that you dedicate every waking moment to the guild! We understand that your time on Neopets may be limited, and your neopoints are hard-earned. We don't require donations for rank upgrades, and we don't require your right hand, either! There are so many guilds out there that ask impossible things from their members, all we ask is that you have fun!

So, if you aren't a member, what are you waiting for? Click on the "How To Join" link to learn more.

How To Join Neo.Anxious

Like we already said, it's really not that hard to join us! We love to welcome new members to the family and are always sad to see one go; so we want to make sure you think this is the guild for you.

All you have to do is A. read the rules, B. complete an application, and C. neomail it to a member on MrLiteracy. We will post your application on the guild board for opinions from all members. If you're accepted (which, of course, you will be!), they'll zap you an invite. Chances are, unless you beg or use a lot of chatspeak, everyone will be peachy keen with having you here.
Make sure to check out the Rules page and feel free to snoop around a bit to find out if you're truly ready to join us!
Back so soon? You really think this is the guild for you? GREAT! We love you already! Just fill out this application and zap it over in a neomail to one of the members listed on MrLiteracy's petpage. You will receive some kind of response within 24 hours, and hopefully, it'll be an invite link! Make sure you have guild invites unblocked!

Application
1. What is your name?
2. Describe yourself in four words.
3. What is your favorite Neoboard and why?
4. What do you think about Rainbow Dung (the item)?
5. Why do you want to join neo.anxious?

The Rules

Sadly, every guild has rules and we're no exception. We look at it as a way to protect ourselves.

1. No chatspeak or spamming. This is our number one rule simply because we pride ourselves in being a LITERATE guild. If English isn't your first language, it's no big deal! We're not discriminating against anyone; we just feel that the English language was created to be used properly.
2. No begging or scamming. Beggars and scammers are lower than the lowest speck of bacteria on the smallest speck of dirt in the whole wide Neopian world. You really don't want to be that low, do you?
3. Participate and have fun. A guild policy we strictly follow is deleting members who have not posted in the past month, any members who have been in the guild for a week but have not posted 5 times, and any members who have been in the guild for two weeks but have not posted 10 times. We don't hold the guild together so Neopians can shield themselves from guild invitations (that's what the block button is for!). So post at least once a week or so, and try to join in on the fun! If you need to go away for a month or so, notify any council member/leader from the very beginning of this page so you won't get deleted. We don't bite, promise!
4. Be courteous to others. Acceptance of other members is something we hold very close to our hearts. We are a warm, welcoming family, we include everyone, and we have zero tolerance for making another guild member feel uncomfortable.
5. Follow the NeoRules. Anything The Neopets Team doesn't like, we don't like. Simple enough!
6. Enable guild mailings!! Although we cannot make sure you follow this rule, it is totally encouraged. We rarely send out guild mailing, but when we do, you can be sure it's important! It's also fun to be kept up-to-date on huge guild events, council elections, and new rules. To enable guild mailings, go here and make sure you check off the "Enable Guild Mailings" box.

1. For being illiterate, we will warn you once, suspend you the second time, and delete you the third time. Literacy is something we take VERY seriously.
2. For being considered inactive, you will receive an automatic deletion, with no warning.
3. For insulting any member, you will be immediately deleted from the guild. If you find that a member has insulted you, please contact any council member/leader.
4. For not following the NeoRules, if TNT hasn't frozen you already, we will block you.
5. For not enabling guild mailings, we will send Dr. Sloth's minions after you. Believe me, there are lots of them- and they're all equipped with long lasting hair gel!

Ranks

Every guild has ranks, but most require you to donate. Not us. No way. While donations are nice, neopoints aren't what makes a great Neopian! Below is a brief guideline of how to get promoted. Be advised that Committee Members and Council may adjust your rank for reasons other than post counts or participation in activities. We like to show members we appreciate them!

There has been a recent change in the rank system due to the overwhelming amount of people who met the standards for the highest rank. By making the requirements higher, we hope to increase participation and acknowledge those who are doing great things for the guild! Please note that if you are on the member adoption committee, you will be given invite admin. However, your rank will depend solely on your post count, because we think this is the fairest and most efficient way.

1. calm : newly adopted member
2. jittery : 250 posts
3. hyper : 1000 posts
4. dizzy : 2000 posts
5. anxious : Leaders and 'council' members.

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BOARD TITLES

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neo.anxious {private.literate.nr} :* Q: Guildless? :O A: Please leave a message after the beep. Beep. Q: There's an answering machine? Well, anyway, we're private which means you need an application, a good one, to get in. We're literate which means we're chatspeak free. Want to learn more? Go here: http://neopets.com/~MrLiteracy *sloth*

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neo.anxious. We are literate meaning: lit ● er ● ate {lit-er-it} - adjective 1. AMAZING; FULL OF GUSTO! 2. Worth all your time and effort to do. 3. Something having cookies. 4. The ability to know what literate is without looking it up in the dictionary. http://www.neopets.com/~MrLiteracy

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Got an ad that you want to be up here? Just neomail it to Taryn. Please note that not all advertisements will be accepted.

Note: If anyone wants to be the person to receive the board titles and such they should update this since Taryn is only using her name to keep the link.

The Friends

Like many other guilds Neo.Anxious has sister guilds, or affiliates. So even if you don't join us it would still make us happy if you checked these guys out too. ;)

AMTP: public, literate, themeless.
Cherry Blossom: private, laid back, nr, semi-literate.
Pocket Otaku: private, literate, Asian multimedia.
Redux: private, literate, nr.
The Box: private, literate, no theme.

These guilds have closed but we keep a link up in memory of them.
Fickle Cranberry Feathers: private, literate, nr.
Fweh: private, literate, nr.
Neo Fusion: private, literate, nr.
Nova Sponge Cakes: private, literate, nr.