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Below you'll find all the witty titles we at SoLiD have come up for the upcoming AC! You'll also find fun off season titles as well.
Contact Amber if you'd like to add a title!
*coltzan* SoLiD :// Thinking up original witticisms is too hard
*coltzan* SoLiD :// 33 hours: Time to start refreshing
*coltzan*SoLiD:// I don't think you're ready for this, jelly
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Don't look now but you're melting in the desert heat!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// I know jelly is sticky, but this is ridiculous!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// The Jelly Keeper says... NO more for you!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// We can see right through you guys! It's not pretty!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Oh look, it's a pack of Lupes! Now who let those in? *snicker*
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Your YYB game is as ugly as your goalie!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Countdown to Domination
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Feeling hot, hot, hot
*coltzan* SoLiD:// 100% King Jazan Approved
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Grains of Sand and Scores of Fans
*coltzan* SoLiD:// THIS. IS. YOOYUBALL!!!!!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// SPF 9001+
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Palm trees,ocean breeze,that endless summer,take me there...
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Like the white crayon in the box...no one ever picks us!
*coltzan* SoLiD://One goal;Outpwn Mankey/esh/Grant/everyone else
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Oh no yooyu didn't!!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Even our team colors scream Gold!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// We won't desert each other. We're in this together.
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Serving up just "deserts" for our competition
*coltzan* SoLiD:// We're so good, we make the competition cry for "mummy.
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Bringing the heat this year, Wave after wave!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Because you can't make fruit out of lava
*coltzan* SoLiD://Even with your extra firepower you can't win
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Sand beats lava. You can't make fruit out of lava.
*coltzan* SoLiD://Your goalie is asleep, but we aren't magma
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Catching their goalie asleep on the job is 100% easier than the lava pool
*coltzan* SoLiD:// With so much soot in their eyes they can't see to score
*coltzan* SoLiD:// No, the goggles will not help you score
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Only team getting burned is yours
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Where gears grind to a halt
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Why so Stone-hearted, Mor? Oh, that's because you're made of stone
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Prepare to walk the plank... like an Egyptian
*coltzan* SoLiD://Even Dasher got tired of his own team
*coltzan* SoLiD:// it's not really Krawk Island anymore, it's more like Bori island...
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Eye patches?! How can they expect to see to score?
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Their ocean can't save them from our desert sun
*coltzan* SoLiD:// They're sunk
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Cannonballs are not yooyuballs o.O
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Who's got the bowling ball?
*coltzan* SoLiD:// We have Kings! You have... a guy in a tiki mask...
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Don't worry. After the match, you can still have a booby prize
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Go have a Tiki Tour instead. It'll be more productive
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Haiku Generator? Shouldn't that be Shenkuu's gig?
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Shouldn't you be making sure Jhuidah isn't getting lost again?
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Eww, I think I stepped in some Geraptiku o_0
*coltzan* SoLiD://Let's eat friend Lenny tonight.
*coltzan* SoLiD://Todays speciality: friend Lenny and drumsticks
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Why does your Temple avatar say lost on it? is it because you think we're better?
*coltzan* SoLiD:// How we are so epic? It's a mystery!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Yeah, you're going to need some 'brains' to find the goal...
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Be afraid. Be VERY afraid
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Where's Stitch?
*coltzan* SoLiD:// You will ROO every day you play us.
*coltzan* SoLiD:// How does Blumaroo Steaks for dinner sound?
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Why don't you go help the Janitor clean up the Darkest Faerie statue?
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Don't you need to count some potatoes or something?
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Even Kayla doesn't have a potion strong enough to help you now.
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Have you been kissing your mortog again? I see little warts everywh- oh, hi Windelle.
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Go roll down your cheese hill, you might win that one.
*coltzan* SoLiD:// LD... just sweeping the rubbish out of this dump.
*coltzan* SoLiD:// No wonder your King is so grumpy, the way some people play
*coltzan* SoLiD:// If only you would wake up easier than Turmie... you might have had a chance!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Trying to defeat LD, now that was a sucker bet!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Might we suggest berry picking as a better sport for you.
*coltzan* SoLiD:// LD hits a Bullseye! We are right on target for this win!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// It's no illusion, LD's winning and your not!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Tis merely a flesh wound!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// You silly english K-nig-et!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Be gone, or I shall taunt you a second time
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Don't look now but your knights keep falling in the rubbish dump.
*coltzan* SoLiD:// You pulled your own Lever of Doom going up against us
*coltzan* SoLiD:// After we win, you're gonna need some space
*coltzan* SoLiD:// You know how in movies the good guy wins? Coltzan VS. Sloth? Yea...
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Stop distracting us with quests! We're still going to win!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Sorry, I got sand in your muffin
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Wow, you really fell flat this time!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Are you sure your not still made of stone?!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Why are there so many kikos in the Altador Cup?!?!?
*coltzan* SoLiD:// You'd been better off staying lost!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// You scratch your card... And you win nothing in both the card and the match against us!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Stay out of the desert, you might melt
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Our wheel gives cooler things than yours!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// You're toast!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// I think you meant to call your restaurant 'Help!' instead of Kelp.
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Ever hear of evaporation? You're about to!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Your bubbling pit is no match for our Desert heat
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Listen to your giant seaslug... Go Away!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Kelp called, your reservation has been cancelled!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Kelp called, they're serving sushi tonight!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// No school of fish can survive our sand storm!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Go crawl in your shell and hide while you can!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Your Whirlpools gonna dry up in our heat! No way home for you!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Where sand and ocean meet, fish fry in the extreme desert heat!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// We don't care if you showing Jub Zambra, we're still going to beat you!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// It'll take you as long as the Wheel of Monotany to re-think your strategy after we win
*coltzan* SoLiD:// yeah, it's not a good thing if your biggest tourist attraction is a soda machine...
*coltzan* SoLiD:// We'll send you back to the moon!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Is your chief export Soggy Old Boxes?
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Stick to Cellblock, you have a better chance
*coltzan* SoLiD://LD for the AC because a DC could never reach it!
*coltzan* SoLiD:// Purple is the color of defeat
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