Look At My Entire DogAH YES MISTER DEVELOPER what is it? Well, sir, we just about removed all the tragedy from this here tiny robot dog! But sir, we worked for years to get the perfect sad backstory for this dog! We can't replace this lost time! There IS NO LOST TIME mister developer you see..he is a small robot dog. Merely two feet tall, right at the tippy top of his head. He's full of joy and happiness mister developer! Look at his sweet little robot doggie face. Well, you cant go wrong with that, sir. Not at all, developer! Besides, think of the people! Think how happy they will feel when they see this cute little robot dog just living his cute little robot dog life. He is a SMALL PAL JUST WAITING TO TELL YOU HE APPRECIATES YOUR EXISTENCE. A TRUE FRIEND. It's revolutionary!!
So mister developer, where did you put all of that excess tragedy we removed from the 5380 software? Easy to answer my friend! We funneled all that tragedy right into Trooper. I'd bet he wouldn't mind.
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→ Name: Project 5380
→ Alias: 5380
→ Material: Plastic, titanium
→ Fur: Dark maroon, synthetic
→ Eyes: Bright green, glowing
→ Ears: Generally floppy
→ Height: 2.5 feet at shoulder
Figure: Small and slim.
Breed: Italian Greyhound / Fox Terrier
Gender: None; typically referred to as male
Age: Nine years
Alignment: Neutral Good
There will be cute text here but right now I'm not dealing with that.
Art by Pup
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