Welcome
Welcome, one and all. I am Dr. Emp Xweethart and I am here to introduce you to an exciting new product. I call it Super Emp! Super Emp is a miracle cure-all, suitable for Neopians of all ages. I encourage you to try it out today.Super Emp is easy to use. Simply apply in one of our Emp-treatment facilities, or even in the comfort of your own home. Even a small dose will have you feeling right as rain again!
If you have any questions or concerns you can address them by reading on in this lovely brochure. Enjoy, and I hope it convinces you to purchase your very own Super Emp.
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Usage
Follow instructions carefully when using Super Emp. Failure to follow instructions or unreasonable expectations could result in sarcastic backlash, or reduced effectiveness.Take one dose of Super Emp for:
- Acceptance
- Listening to Problems
- Practical Advice
- Coding Help
- Reassurance
- Relief of Anxiety
- Understanding without Judgement
- Dry Humor
- Kindness
- Friendship
- Fun
- Random Statements of Devotion
- Homework Help
- Staying Up at All Hours of the Night to Help
- Affection
- Unexpected Gifts
Maintain Your Super Emp's Effectiveness
Cleaning your Super Emp is easy. For optimal attitude, simply wash regularly with warm water and appreciation.Your Super Emp runs on standard energy of most types (see interactions section for more detailed information). To keep Super Emp running smoothly, ensure she is well-energized!
For your convenience, Super Emp is available most times of the day, but most often in the evenings. If Super Emp is unavailable when needed, a delayed response is possible.
In the unlikely event that your Super Emp breaks down or becomes recalcitrant, gentle coaxing and understanding may be needed. This will allow Super Emp to self-repair herself and be good as new!
Regular maintenance will help your Super Emp calibrate better to you, to continue improving her reactions and effectiveness over time. So remember to take good care of your Super Emp!
How Super Emp Works
Super Emp is a highly-developed college student (graduate!) focused on Computer Science and Computer Engineering. This background enables her to code lovely stuff for friends, as well as be knowledgeable about computer stuffs in general. Super Emp is currently studying in graduate school to hone her skills even further.Super Emp's mentality is one focused on calmness. In this way she can impartially listen to what you have to say and give advice on how to solve problems. She also does not much care for most conventions of the world, so will not judge you, only try to help you improve your situation in a stable way. (For more information on what qualities Super Emp approves/disapproves of see the interactions section), When things don't work out she can commiserate.
Super Emp is also somewhat experienced with many emotions and events in life, and can show understanding for many common problems. She can make you feel like you're not alone.
Super Emp's mind also works differently than most, so she can be a resource for crazy ideas and creative suggestions. Research suggests that this quality derives from Super Emp's geekiness.
Interactions
Many drugs can have unusual interactions with other drugs and lifestyles. Make sure you check to see that Super Emp can work together with your pre-existing conditions. Non-compatibilities may result in decreased effectiveness.Super Emp Likes (and works better in the presence of):
Music, Tea, Gentleness, Xweetoks, Anime, Cheese, Math, Nice Smells, Pasta, Friends, Correct Grammar and Spelling, Reading, Laughing, Light Rain, Writing, Scarves, Bare Feet, Chatting about things of no Importance, Korbat's Lab, Electronics, Geek Jokes, Lurking, Milk, Swimming, Chocolate, Pomegranate, Inspiration, Dancing, Moonlight, Cheesy Poetry, Hats, Rune Factory, Soft Breezes, Board Games, Kingdom Hearts
Super Emp Dislikes (and is at risk for poor performance together with):
Malice, Tomatoes, Unsafe Driving Habits, Onions_ Cell Phones, Loose Socks, Peppers, ch4tsp34k, Selfishness, Anyone Taking Themself Too Seriously, Sugary Candy, Headaches, Mob Mentality, Spiders, Mindless Violence, Cooked Spinach, Nail Polish, Scraping Noises, Golems, Begging, Cheating, Pushy Advertisements, Opt-Out Spam, Being Too High a Profile, Getting Sick
FAQ
Q. Does Super Emp Provide Free Pets?A. Not usually. Asking for Super Emp's pets will reduce or even totally block the benefits she can give you. However, Super Emp does occasionally give away pets to good friends. Cultivate your Super Emp and you may find yourself with one when you least expect it. Super Emp also often has pets up for adoptions. Click below to be directed to details and current UFA Pets.
Q. Does Super Emp Provide Free Items?
A. No. Super Emp may occasionally give gifts to close friends, but this is not normal behavior. Strangers or those new to Super Emp will likely not see such activity.
Q. How do I get a Super Emp Super Neofriend Slot?
A. By repeated positive interaction with Super Emp. Super Emp must be calibrated to target you specifically before a Super Neofriend Slot can be allocated for you. Large quantities of data on you must be obtained before Super Emp can be fully calibrated. One of the best methods of giving crucial data is chatting and/or applying for a Super Emp UFA pet.
Q. Can I get a layout like the Super Emp one?
A. Absolutely! Super Emp does custom layouts for anyone who asks politely. Click here for details on how to request a layout. Super Emp has also begun a campaign of premade layouts, which can be viewed here.
Get Started With Super Emp
It's easy to get started with your very own Super Emp. She can be found often on the pound boards or reached via neomail here by friends and for emergencies.It is highly recommended that you begin Super Emp via the free introductory chatting package available on the pound boards. Once you know Super Emp better and are sure she is right for you, you can apply for one of our limited Super Emp Super Neofriend Slots. This offer may be somewhat difficult to get, but it never expires!
If you've been convinced that Super Emp is the one for you, then call or log on to give Super Emp a try today.