Eko is in the BC July 15th!

Well, it wasn't always that long 'n cutesy-like. If you don't mind I'd prefer if you called me "Vaupou Eko" or something like "Vau", "Po", or "Eko". Though I'd really like it if you could refer to me as "The Almighty Vaupou". That's Vah-oo-poh-oo not "Vowpow". Now that the name thing is settled, What are you doing in my territory!? Oh...if there's one thing I hate, guest, it's a wiseguy who treats me like a pushover. Now if I was my real size I might decide to make a little snack out of you. How did I know your name? Because I'm magic! *laughs*

That's right, my REAL size. Long, long ago I was regarded as a god among the Mystery Island natives, and not one of those loving and gentle gods. I was mighty dragon, capable of crushing entire villages with a single swipe of my great tail...No mortal could escape my awesome wrath!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

*cough* Well then. After one too many sacrafices, they sent tribal warriors after my head. Many tried BUT ALL FAILED!! Of course, there was this one shaman who actually got through my cleverly-placed traps.
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Okay, there weren't no traps. He just happened to catch me off guard...sleeping...and turned me into this- this faerie thing you see now. I'm considered Unseelie among faeries...Something about being chaotic and impulsive they said. I have a good bit of magic now that I'm pint-sized, but I hate it. I HATE IT SO MUCH!
*gains breath again* Let's move on, shall we?
What you see now is what remains of my forest. From this tree I've been toying around with magic and potions on straying pets until I can finally be restored to my old form.

I guess it's not so bad, apart from the "small and insignificant" thing.
Speaking of which, take a gander at my collection of evil coconuts (each carefully posessed to do my evil bidding! haha. I'm just pullin' your leg. They are neat to look at, though.) I do love coconuts! There are so many different sizes, all of them much bigger than me, perfect for releasing upon the vulnerable heads of passers-by. Ever walk under a tree and find yourself unconcious the next moment? Your's truely. *bows*

Family? Love? Not since the last time I checked. These 'ere are the closest I got.

>>Name > Vaupou Eko >>Age > 28052 hours >>Birthday > June 27 >>Gender > Male >>Species > Island Faerie >>Guardian > aspen_untamed >>Indications > Black/white "skull & spine"/ Lunar Moth wings/white fluffy tail/Green Eyes/ Glowing stripes down sides/white beard/moth "fingers" on face/fascinated with beads and tresure

>>Length > 5 inches >>Weight > 17 ounces >>Family > none >>Petpet > none >>Occupation > Rookie Shaman >>Music > Electronica and Dance >>Friends > none T_T >>Level > 2 >>Strength > 10 >>Defense > 9 >>Hit Points > 10

Will you be my friend?
Please?

The only art of me is what you see now, love.

S that all? Then adeu, adeu. G'day and farewell. And hopefully you won't shrink to a critter fritter before we meet again. *wink*

I was just messin with ya! Honestly!
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