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You know, I wasn't awlays this cute- weird, I know! Wanna hear my story? well sit back, relax and....read... :P
The cage door said "TLIF", but it seemed there was no one in there. Someone would stop once in a while, because short names like 'Tlif' are in style these days, but when they look to see what she looked like, they saw no pet, nothing, so they continued on their way. However, there was a pet inside this cage. A uni sitting in the back corner staring out her -blocked- Nobody saw her because she was invisible. "Hey?" she said. "Wait what? Who's that?", Tlif sat up and looked around. "Uhm, don't tell me what I'm doing, I already know that- who are you?!" Uhm, I'm the narrator? I'm telling your story. "MY story? Well if it's MY story shouldn't I be the one telling it?" Uh- well... I guess so, but this is my job. "You think I care? obviously in this equation Tlif is greater then the Narrator I think you should go and get a nice cup of coffee, buy a Teddy Bear for your kid or a necklace for your wife and let me do the talking." But I don't have a kid or a-"I DON'T CARE! just please let me tell my story- pleaaassseee??? uh, erm, well, ok... "Yay! now go and relax, I can take it from here." :)
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