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Updates

7/8/09

Funniest Newbie Topics of the Day has closed...

Unfortunately, there was a misunderstanding and the owner has decided to shut down the page. Ah well. Hopefully we will be able to get a Funniest Newbie Topics page up and running again sometime soon.

Thanks so much to everyone who checked it out! This page would be nothing without the people who frequent it.

7/5/09
WE ARE EXPANDING!!

Funniest HC Topics of the Day is expanding! Now we are going to be adding Funniest Newbie Topics of the Day, as well as hopefully pages for the other Neoboards sometime in the future. Though it is not yet ready for business, the page listing all of these Funny Topics pages will be http://www.neopets.com/~morganlefaythegood . Check back soon to see when these things are up and running!

And another HUGE thanks to everyone for their support! Lately I have been getting almost 200 hits a day. I never thought that this page would become so popular, or that I would be expanding!

More info will come soon.

7/4/09
First off, Happy Fourth of July to all of the other Americans out there!
Wave a flag and eat some corn on the cob.

Secondly: Last night I encountered a problem that I hadn't encountered before. I was unable to post a board because I was really busy. In the event that I am totally swamped at work, or otherwise unable to post a board to allow the HC to vote on their favourite funny topics of that day, I will compile a list of the funniest topics and neomail it to my mailing list the next morning. Then my mailing list members will be able to vote on their favourites, and the top five nominees will be listed in order on this page as soon as I get a chance. Yesterday, I had not yet thought of this, so I just asked a few of my real world friends to decide on which ones they thought were funniest.

6/27/09
In order to keep discouraging the spammers, I am now going to be keeping track of the Usernames of the topic creators. Any person whose topic has already been listed on this site will not be considered for a little while. This keeps any one person, or group of peeople, from dominating my site. Also, topic titles that have absolutely no relation whatsoever to neopets will no longer be considered. Ones that are semi-related will still be taken into consideration.

A.K.A. DO NOT make funny topics just to get them on this site. It will not work, and people will probably just flame your board. Thank you :)

6/20/09
Topics involving Edward Cullen will not be considered.






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... Drumroll Please...


The Funniest Topics
from Each Day!
All topics are listed in order of most to least votes, and are organized by date.

June 17-June 21 . June 22-June 28 . June 29-July 5 . July 6-July 12 . July 13- July 19


July 14, 2009
1.THE HC IS ALL UP IN MY GRILL
2.ARE ALL THE FAERIES SISTERS?
3.How much is 10.7 M ?
4.Chicken Pot Pie World
5.wat how did tnt manage to ruin soccer

July 13, 2009
1.Someone just accused me of cheating because I have a MP in my trades.
2.Tomb Chips?
3.SPACEY FAERIES, TO ARM, MENS!!!
4.My avatar is showing up as BGC on the stalker bar. Help?
5.what is salena fabulous pride?

July 12, 2009
1.Have you gone Kau tipping in Meridell lately
2.Codestones for Dummies... Help please
3.my neopet suffers from Achy Head whats the cheaps cure?besides rainbow fountain
4.If I wanted to trade my Cybunny for a baby How do I set up trade?
5.Would you call a gelert a dog ?

July 11, 2009
1.well...my dad and i are arguing bout ways to punish pet
2.Do you have a truly evil pet who is NOT painted Darigan?
3.ATTN HC: old men
4.DO I ANNOY YOU HCers?? 'CAUSE IF I DO...
5. ATTENTION HC, i'M GOING TO STOP SPAMMING


July 10, 2009
1.ARE NEOPETS REAL??
2.My dad would like to know some facts about neopets (he's trying to bond with me)
3.FEROCIOUS NEGGS ON THE LOOSE!!!
4. If I paint a chia orange, will it turn into the fruit?
5.dose any1 know how to get ahold of the offishals?

July 9, 2009
1.I BET OBAMA PLAYS NEOPETS!

July 8, 2009
1.If you need help don't come here ask your Neofriends
2.It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's just another faerie quest board...
3.How do you customize your shop? Do you have to be a special member to do it?
4.Whats the cheapest illness for neopet?
5.The game Challnge Ticket is expansive.

July 7, 2009
1.Does a baby paint brush turn your pet into a baby?
2.Second time Scammed!!! help me out!! NEED ADVICE!!!'
3.Why is it always Neopets 7th Birthday Goodie Bags falling from the sky???
4.does nelly furtado have a neopets account
5.QUITTING! FREE PETS!

July 6, 2009
1.Please, take my word...
2.what is the name of the splat-a-snot avatar
3.Stalking good pet names~
4.Forgive me if this is illegal but I need to know
5.Anyone have rain dorf ears they can model?

July 5, 2009
1.Are Peach Paint Brushes Rare ?
2.MY PET IS in a potato sack!!!
3."Are Kougras Limited Addition?
4.I HAVE NEO POINTS BUT DONT KNOW HOW TO SPEND THEM
5.IS THERE ANY GUINEA PIG GUILD

July 4, 2009
1.Why is a ham casserole so... sparkly?!??!?!?
2.If you have right-click and copypasta, you can help me.
3.You know you have no life when...you try to steal peoples accounts on NEOPETS~
4.If you were Jhudora and you could /devour/ any player...
5..I'd ask for you to rate my UL, but I know I'd be called a scammer.


July 3, 2009
1. UM...How do i pronounce my actives name?
2. 'REALLY, why are there NOT MARAQUAN KOIS, JETSAMS, OR FLOTSAMS?!?! '
3. Tarlie!
4. Asparagus Anonymous
5. Well... uh... why is a bruce called bruce?

July 2, 2009
1. So There's Global Warming - You going to blame that on IE too?? rant+q
2. How do you get to JELLOLAND???
3."What in the world do ya need THAT for?"
4. Help! I've had my feelings hurt via Neomail!
5.I'm honestly dying for help here ; xDD ♥


July 1, 2009
1. Can Anyone donate some balls?
2.NEOPETS ARE SPECIEST ASWELL AS COLORIST!
3.Do ghosts pick there nose?
4. Ive got a question, what is Neopets?
5.I admit it, I am official dumb


June 30, 2009
1.'SORRY SIR, MUST'VE SKIPPED OVER YOUR HOT PINK FONT. MY APOLOGIES'
2.Wishing Well ~ Is it a scam or a way to get items??
3.Um not sure what its called, it might be a siggy?
4.do the high school musical lyrics in my signature make you auto-dislike me
5.What are ways to make your pet heavier? C: 1


June 29, 2009
1. They dont have neo-prison do they?
2.do u imagine the hc as happy endless plains or gloomy mountains of despair??
3. If I kill my neopets, do I have to give them a funeral?
4. HELP! My pet is HAUNTING ME!
5.We need that link OR THE WORLD ENDS.


June 28, 2009
1. I don't wanna be a Mortog...
2. This just in: Billy Mays is the reason the newest CG thing is happening!
3. OH REALLY NEOPETS. -seethe- And what made you think THAT was a good idea!?
4. Once upon a time there was a poll, a question, and a girl hoping for answers.
5. Has any TNT staff member ever abused their power?


June 27, 2009
1. Desperate for the name of a neopets item with a UNIBROW!!
2. The fire faerie is HAWTTT!!!!
3. can acara on acara day get painted zombie for free
4. *Is having a seinor moment @ age 12*
5. Why did TNT make so many ads to become "macho"?


June 26, 2009
1. Buying Friends.
2. "Posting reported is also reportable"
3. Yo I found the secret building 2 buy the baby paint brush and royal pb.....
4. Found a pet in the pound... I'm allowed to keep it, right?
5. ugh! an absent minded faerie,


June 25, 2009
1. What the meepit was happening with my petpage?
2. are there any benefits to eating a faerie?
3. what can I do for fun on neopets? ... or anywhere
4. Can you still use a baby paint brush ? 0:
5. A Warning to All Snipers!


June 24, 2009
1.When you have a water faerie quest is there a time limit to paint your pet?
2. Isn't the Snowager supposed to be asleep?
3. Am I selfish for secretly wishing the new restockers would go awai?
4.HC-Lend me your eyes!
5.Oh, no!!! Your pet went down in intelligence! -- Since when?


June 23, 2009
1. Is the never ending boss battle really never ending?
2. Is there a key Quest cheating program?
3. neopets is a dream come true
4.Could someone please give me the link to the person that fixes things?
5. What were your weird neopet dreams?


June 22, 2009
1. Looking for a stalker!
2. Is there a better way to enter the symol hole?
3. SEEKING FAT PETS! BRING ME FAT PETS!
4. what would it be if you got an maraqua aisha and then u took to lutari island an
5. HOW DO YOU DELETE A NEOPET?


June 21, 2009
1. help my pet is beating up my other pets!!!! already tried a neointervention!
2.Looking for Fruit Lupe
3. How to win neopets?
4.Mutant PB not showing up in Trading Post- happening to anyone else?
5.COW DAY?


June 20,2009
1.Question about neopets.com's evil twin
2. Ogrin Stench?!
3. You know, when it comes down to eat, everyone on neopets are normal people
4. TNT's Most WANTED SCAMMER
5. anyone hav a morphin oogle ub?

June 19, 2009
1. Does this mean she is gonna kill me if I don't do her quest?
2.wow this weeks editorial was actually useful
3.Is there any way to give a disease to one of your pets on purpose?
4.any butty want to send me pant brush
5.Anyone want to take care of my account while on vacation?


June 18, 2009
1. Dumb question, but how do you post a topic-
2. The mutant kau looks like Davy Jones
3. I can't taunt the pant devil!
4. I Need Help! I have... squid problems
5. Fart!


June 17, 2009
1. So... my mom and I are having and argument about codestones
2. How do I spank my neopet?
3. Is the dark faerie having a baby or something?
4. What are popsicles?!? (write in)
5. Random event...Braces on the smiley negg!!!







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