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Zen's NP Guide FAQ

Why did you make that guide, anyway?

I guess I just felt like while some guides out there were really good, they never had a lot of the games that I thought could have been on there, so I just decided to make my own.
It actually started when I made a "Guild's Favorite Games" page for the guild I was in and then I started to add games to it so the members could get neopoints. Then I decided to make it into an official page.

Who coded your page? Was it hard? Could they help me?

Actually, I have coded all of it. I mean, of course, some things like Banners and background images were made for me or found on neopets, but everything with text, borders, color, blah blah blah...is all me.
Yes, it was very hard at first. But I learned my Html skills like most people do; trial and error. So I fiddled around with a bunch of different things until I made a suitable layout.
I am actually very bad at explaining how Html works. It's just something I kind of know how to do now, but can't really teach or explain to anybody unless you're right here with me (that way I can hover over your shoulder and tell you how to code stuff). Sorry, you guys! Just do what I did; trial and error! And when you find something that works for you, it will click!

I have a really good idea for your guide, should I send it in?

Of course! If you have an idea at all I will gladly look into it! If I find it suitable then I will put it in my guide, if not, then I'll explain to you why I don't think it belongs in my guide. I always respond to mail providing you're polite!

Why in your guide does it say "Don't stick to one difficulty either! Mix it up a bit and have fun! Make your own myusernamehere difficulty"?

Each difficulty is Lazy, Average, Hard, and Intense. Most of the games have a minumum score for each difficulty and tell you what you need to get if you choose a certain difficulty in a game you're playing. I tell you to "mix it up" so you guys can challenge yourselves and try different types.
Also, it says your name because in the html it says "# VISITOR" so it says whatever name you have logged in while you are viewing the page. ^_^

I don't understand the "difficulties" in your guide. Could you explain them in more detail, please?

Well, there is a description on what the "difficulties" mean on the site under the navigation, but let me explain in a little more detail:
Most neopoint guides out there say, "Get this score to get this point total!". Not everybody can get that score and may find it too hard or too easy for their own personal gaming ability. Remember, nobody is the same.
My four rankings of difficulties are there so the users that fall under those titles can see what type of score they need to get in order to win a decent amount of neopoints.
All in all, it's a mental thing and you can really play each game however long you want, but my difficulties are there to help you see when you think you have reached your own personal gaming ability and can send the score.

I don't understand what type of order the games are in, could you explain them to me?

Okay. Well...it's kind of weird. I put the games that I personally think take the least amount of time to play near the top and the games that take the most time near the bottom. So there's no real formula, it's sort of my own personal take on what I believe is a long game to play or not. But, you know, that's why I put the images at the top so you could click on them to get straight to the game. Easy access!

You don't have X game in your guide. PUT IT IN NOW!

If you ask nicely I will look into it, also, be sure to LOOK at the entire guide to make sure you didn't accidently miss the game through your scrolling.

Your guide doesn't work! I'm not getting any neopoints!

Try sending the score! : )
Seriously, if you give me a question like this, in noob form, then I will answer you and then block you! If you are actually a new neopets member and need help, then that's a different story and I will help you as much as I can, but most of the time, it's somebody that is trying to push my buttons, so don't bother trying!

You must have a ton of neopoints because of your guide! Give me some!

Yep, I do. And no, I won't!
Please know that begging on a pet site is really petty! Earn things yourselves, you'll feel so accomplished if you do! Begging is also a reportable offense, just so you know!

I'm a huge fan! Can I neomail you?

Well who doesn't like fanmail? I can promise I will reply to it too! (providing you're not rude or anything!)

I want to send you something extremely rude, forward, or annoying. How will you respond?

Oh, well, I won't. I'll just block you and go on with my life. If you persist through other usernames or any other way, then I may just have to report you for harassment! : )

Why didn't you answer my neomail?

I usually answer all neomails, but every so often I get a neomail where I have NO clue what you are even talking about or saying! So if you could please use some proper punctuation and grammar, then that would be great! I will understand you easily and will be able to answer your question quickly!
Also, once in a blue moon, I may accidentally delete your neomail to me and since Neopets doesn't really have a "recently deleted neomails" section, I won't be able to find out or respond to you. If this has happened to you, I am so sorry! I always respond to my mail, so if you think this may have happened, feel free to re-send in whatever it was that you neomailed me about.

Please be my neofriend I beg you! (actually happened)

Uh...*backs away* Sorry, I don't accept random/creepy friend requests EVER!