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The wind is fierce as the desert's warm rays...good thing for sunblock, you're safe from them. You suddenly stop, and look around. It seems that the wind is singing...how peaceful...

Hi!" You suddenly here a kinda low toned voice behind you. A handsome stallion stands before you. His pelt, or most of it if you will, was jet black, and his face and bottom leg parts and hooves were white, tail and mane brown. "Um..." you studder...

All of a sudden, the stallion tricks you up onto his back. "Come, you must be an honoured visitr!" He rears and sets out at the wildest speed...It seemed like he was dancing...

.:.Story.:

Soon...mortal...

.:.Stats.: Name:TheLastAlchemist Nickname:Alchem Age:46,547,687,890,387,698,987 years Breed:Desert Horse Dad: Dead... Mom: Dead... Crush: Not at this time... Siblings: Gone.... Love: I have nobody... Foals: ...

Love

I have no love. Hmm...who ever heard of a king with no queen? I suppose I could give it a try...after a little heartbreakin' first. ^^

::.Friends.::

I have none...I'm alone in the world...except Lanilil...

Lanilil: She has a crush on me, it's pretty obvious...but hey, WHO doesn't? XD Yea, she's gorgeous, but, ol' Lani's got to tell me before she becomes mine, of course...

::.Foes.:: How can I have them? I barely have any friends...

Trinkets

Little Treasures

::.Family.::

I know nothing of them...not yet...

::.Desert Take-Along's.::

Alchem smirks. "Perhaps you'd want to take some trinkets and treasures along with you, aye? -chuckle- You're alright, kid. I have many ta choose from...":

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.:.Reference Sheet.:

Put this in the address bar: Soon!

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.:Roleplay Tip-offs:.

*He is SOMETIMES very wise, so he might disagree with some of your uni's ideas of 'fun'. Note that I said sometimes...|D
*He hates being inferior and, though he hates fighting he will if needed.
*He loves racing, it...relaxes him...
*He's part ghost...so things can somewhat go through him. He cannot control his powers yet.
*He's always searching for someting.
*He is very protective of his petpet, Sheilla. You'd have to be a very best friend of his to go ANYWHERE near her.

Listening to: I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me and You)-Fall Out Boy

Last year's wishes Are this year's apologies Every last time I come home I take my last chance To burn a bridge or two I only keep myself this sick in the head Cause I know how the words get you {off}

We're the new face of failure Prettier and younger but not any better off Bullet proof loneliness At best, at best

Me and you Setting in a honeymoon If I woke up next to you If I woke up next to you Me and you Setting in a honeymoon If I woke up next to you If I woke up next to you

Collect the bad habits That you couldn't bare to keep Out of the woods but I love A tree I used to lay beneath Kissed teeth stained red From a sour bottle baby girl With eyes the size of baby worlds

We're the new face of failure Prettier and younger but not any better off Bullet proof loneliness At best, at best

Me and you Setting in a honeymoon If I woke up next to you If I woke up next to you Me and you Setting in a honeymoon If I woke up next to you If I woke up next to you Me and you Setting in a honeymoon (Honeymoon) If I woke up next to you If I woke up next to you Me and you Setting in a honeymoon (Honeymoon) If I woke up next to you If I woke up next to you

The best way To make it through With hearts and wrists intact Is to realize Two out of three ain't bad Ain't bad

Me and you Setting in a honeymoon If I woke up next to you If I woke up next to you Me and you (Honeymoon) Setting in a honeymoon (Honeymoon) Me and you Setting in a honeymoon (Honeymoon) If I woke up next to you If I woke up next to you Me and you Setting in a honeymoon (Honeymoon) If I woke up next to you (Honeymoon)

.:Reflections:.

.:Adopts:.

Likes/Dislikes

Flirting Misfit My Comrades Deserts Mares Apples

Impolite people Winter Darkness Death Boring imbeciles Ser

Fanart

Hmmm...I happen to not have fanart...too bad for me...

Sheilla

Sheilla's not really my pet, but this little darlin' just pops up out of nowhere sometimes. Strange really, but she's my property, I guess...it's also strangely ironic that her collar and eyes are similar to that of mine...

A Little Bit 'Bout My Accesories

Alchem: Witch gave them to meh as a welcoming gift into the family. I love her as an owner and will be as loyal as I can. -smirk-

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Alchem: Heaven knows what this is from or for, but ever since the day I was born, with this necklace I was able to invent my own way of wind-dancing. I will never take it off. Never.

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Alchem: These beads were given to me by Misfit, my half-brother. What I mean by half-brother is he's in the family too, which is what the kids say, 'righteous'. Anyways I love the pattern. Maybe the ladies will see it? ^^

Witch: -rolls eyes-

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Alchem: These piercings are from my days as a Pharoah from a part of the desert not too far from here. Queenless, might I add...

Witch: Wonder why...X3

Alchem: Shuddup Witch...

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Alchem: These, too, were jewels passed down from my father and mother. they were engagement bracelets...one belonged to my father and one to my mother...

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Alchem: Last but not least, my golden long hair! -flips it arrogantly-

Witch: Pathetic imbecile...

Alchem: Shuddup Witch. The ladies LIIIIIIIIIKE the long hair! ^w^

Witch: I don't...X3

Alchem: -mouth agape- BUT YOUR HAIR IS LONG!!!

Witch: 0.o -backs away real slowly- Moving on...

My Patch

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Other Parts of the World

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The proud stallion stops and sniffs the air. "My friend, your comrades are missing you terribly..." He gallops up a sanddrift. He ruuns down it saying, "I wish you well..."

."Credits".