Welcome to my FAKE guide to getting the 12th constellation! It was made entirely by me (antrow).
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It all started when I noticed a strange carving in the city wall:

Click on it to get a closeup.

After biting, scratching, kicking, reciting magical incantations, and burping on it, I decided that this marking is just a red herring. I then went off to the Hall of Heroes to look for more adventure.

Circled is a strange grey smudge. To get a better view, click on the Dancer's statue and click on the tile in the corner of the floor.

You will be brought to this page:

Click on "Pull the lever" and this will happen:

Aw well, it was worth a try. Let's pull some more levers! How about at Follie's farm?

Hmmm, maybe if we distract the janitor, we can pull the lever! Let's go back to the janitor and see if he has anything new to say.

Well, we all expected something like that to happen sometime. Even the archivist:

Maybe we should try to find the book. There are 8 clickable notes in the archivist's office (indicated above) and each of them has a random amount of random numbers, like this:

The numbers are different for everyone, and when you find one that has exactly 2 numbers (like the one above), you can use these as coordinates in the main archives. Since the two numbers in the screenie are 87 and 43, we should use those as x and y coordinates in the archives:

Then click the book and you will see this:

Go back to the archivist...

And then back to the main archives, where the newly-found book is on the floor.

Click on it to get this page:

The astronomy club might have some gizmo to help us.

Now let's bring it back to the book:

Chocolate cake, eh? Who would've thunk? Anyways, maybe the Exquisite Ambrosia shop has some cake.

Yay. Hooray. Now take the cake to the janitor:

That's distrurbing. Now let's go back and FINALLY PULL THE LEVER!

Darn it. We spent all that time for nothing. Aw well, let's go back home.

Hey, wait a minute! the staircase to the observatory is gone! How will we ever find a constellation now!? Oh, I know! let's pull that lever back up!



What the? Is this some joke? If you click on the hand, you will find that it actually IS.

Hold on, something seems fishy... Aha!

Hoo-ha! Now back to the observa- Oh, that's right. It's closed. Let's ask the janitor for help.

Gahh, he has us running all over the place! Maybe one of his relatives knows where it is?

Whee, I was right! anyways, back to the old janitor.

Now let's find that constellation!

What, you thought it would be the hunter? Pfft, as if! Let's see what the archivist has to say.

Oh dear, this seems to be getting strange... Let's hope the janitor is still sane.

O_o Wow, this is some twisted plot. Anyways, at this point I went off in search of more adventure, when I noticed a little difference with the Hall of Heroes.

THE WHOLE DANG STATUE DISSAPEARED! Well, not dissapeared, but replaced:

I wonder what the janitor has to say about this.

Aw well, he probably went off the find the guy who kidnapped Susie and knock him senseless with his bucket of water. I was curious, so I decided to investigate.

There he is! I wonder who those legs belong to? MAYBE I FOUND WALDO!

Nah, just Adam. Oh well. I explored around altador some more and found Adam practically everywhere!



In that last location, clicking on adam will reveal this:

Wow, that's... Really, REALLY disturbing. Oh well, might as well go look for it.

Yay! There's the bunny!

O_o Never mind, that's just a frog dressed up as a bunny. But the text says it's Mr. Snooflybear, so it must be what Adam's looking for.

Aw man, that was a crummy prize. After a few minutes of walking around with it, I couldn't stand the smell, so I decides to try and get rid of it.





Yes, finally! I'm free of the horrid smell of asparagus! I hope Adam won't be too upset that we gave away his asparagus to random strangers.

Oh dear. At this point, I fled Altador and never returned. This plot is way too creepy. But as I was leaving, I noticed a very peculiar thing...



Super Susie sent a telepathic image into my mind that I should do the right thing and save Altador from the asparagus zombies. Wow, this is cheesy. And so, I set off to find and destroy the zombies.

I was about to storm over to Adam and give him a piece of my mind when I discovered another way to get rid of the zombie.

Oh yeah, take THAT, you twisted asparagus zombie! On the the next one.



Just one more left to go!



Altador is free of the zombie plague! Gee Whillikers! Adam will probably give us a treasure trove of Super Attack Peas and Bony Grarrl Clubs!

Oh, yippee. A... Crown... That's strange. At this point, I decided to leave Altador and brag to everyone on the plot chat on being the first to find this uber-spiffeh crown. However, I remembered something... The carving!

Oohh, something happened! Hey, wait a minute... Isn't the inside of the wall where Adam is? Let's go check if he's alright.

Wow, something good is about to happen, I just know it... Click on the light...

Whoo! We found the almighty treasure of Altador and completed the plot! Huzzah!

Well anyways, we found a constellation, made the archivist cry, reunited Adam with Mr. Snooflybear, destroyed all of the asparagus zombies, and found half a million neopoints. That was fun.
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