Mrs. Lovett: Seems a downright shame...
Todd: Shame?
Lovett: Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice, plump frame
Wot's 'is name has...
Had...
Has!
Nor it can't be traced...
Bus'ness needs a lift,
Debts to be erased...
Think of it as thrift,
As a gift,
If you get my drift

No?

Seems an awful waste...
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When you get it,
If you get it...

Todd: Ah!
Lovett: Good, you got it

Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop
Bus'ness never better using only tabbycats and toast
And a tabby's good for maybe six or seven at the most
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste

Todd: Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
Lovett: Well, it does seem a waste...

Todd: Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always!
Lovett: It's an idea...

Todd: Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived
Without you all these years, I'll never know!
How delectable!
Also undetectable!
Lovett: Think about it!
Lots of other gentlemen'll
Soon be comin' for a shave,
Won't they?
Think of
All them
Pies!

Todd: How choice!
How Rare!

Todd: For what's the sound of the world out there?
Lovett: What, Mr. Todd?
What, Mr. Todd?
What is that sound?
Todd: Those crunching noises pervading the air!
Lovett: Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, Mr. Todd!
Yes, all around!
Todd: It's man devouring man, my dear!
Both: And who are we to deny it in here?

Todd: These are desperate times,
Mrs. Lovett. Desperate measures are called for
Lovett: Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven

Todd: What is that?

Lovett: It's priest. Have a little priest.
Todd: Is it really good?
Lovett: Sir, it's too good, at least!
Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh,
So it's pretty fresh.
Todd: Awful lot of fat.
Lovett: Only where it sat.
Todd: Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
Lovett: No, y'see, the trouble with poet is
Ow do you know it's deceased?
Try the priest!

Todd: Heavenly!
Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps,
but then again, not as bland as curate, either!

Lovett: And good for business, too -- always leaves you wantin' more!
Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays!

Lawyer's rather nice.
Todd: If it's for a price.
Lovett: Order something else, though, to follow,
Since no one should swallow it twice!
Todd: Anything that's lean.
Lovett: Well, then, if you're British and loyal,
You might enjoy Royal Marine!
Anyway, it's clean.
Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!
Todd: Is that squire, on the fire?
Lovett: Mercy no, sir, look closer,
You'll notice it's grocer!
Todd: Looks thicker,
More like vicar!
Lovett: No, it has to be grocer --
It's green!

Todd: The history of the world, my love --
Lovett: Save a lot of graves,
Do a lot of relatives favors!
Todd: Is those below serving those up above!
Lovett: Ev'rybody shaves,
So there should be plenty of flavors!
Todd: How gratifying for once to know
Both: That those above will serve those down below!

Todd: What is that?
Lovett: It's fop.
Finest in the shop.
And we have some shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd on top!
And I've just begun --
Here's the politician, so oily
It's served with a doily,
Have one!
Todd: Put it on a bun.
Well, you never know if it's going to run!
Lovett: Try the friar,
Fried, it's drier!
Todd: No, the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy!
Lovett: Then actor,
That's compacter!
Todd: Yes, and always arrives overdone!
I'll come again when you have judge on the menu!

Todd: Have charity towards the world, my pet!
Lovett: Yes, yes, I know, my love!
Todd: We'll take the customers that we can get!
Lovett: High-born and low, my love!
Todd: We'll not discriminate great from small!
No, we'll serve anyone,
Meaning anyone,
Both: And to anyone
At all!

Sullivenne - Name:♣
Late 20's - Age:♣
♀ - Gender:♣
5ft' 7" - Height:♣
Yellow-Orange - Eyes:♣
Slender - Build:♣

Rivenhood/Sradichi - Friends:♣
none - Brother(s):♣
none - Sister{s):♣
unknown - Mere/Père:♣
Flux [Cybit] - Pet:♣

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Rivenhood! I swear when I find that miserable creature-- I'll kill him!

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