Average Teen: This is the teenager that knows what twilight is but the only reason they go to the movies is to get away from home and spend time with their friends. They don't care which team they are on as long as their best friend is on it with them. They will bring their ipod along with them to the theater.

The Squeal Machine: This is the fan that knows what Twilight is, they have picked the team that they will be on and when they go to the movies they might wear the cullen bracelet from Hot Topic. They have read the books but they do not search the fansites every two minutes for new information on Rob and Kristen's love life.

The Ultimate Fan-pire: Now these people will scare you! They eat, sleep and breath Twilight and they will fist fight to prove that either Jacob or Edward is hotter. When one of the male characters and the word shirtless are used in the same sentence, they faint. When they go to the theater they are decked otu in everything Twilight or they are dressed as their favorite character from the book. They hunt the fansites every two minutes for new info or they own one of the fansites themselves. They buy tissues off of Ebay from when Rob supposedly wiped his tears after Kristen told him that they needed to take a break from their relationship. They are outrageous!

When I was merely three
My mother gave me a cookie
It was sugar with sparkly sprinkles
And when you put it up to the light it twinkled
I loved it so much that I kissed it everyday
So I decided I would take it with me to the lighthouse by the bay
But alas, a pigeon named Frank stole my cookie that day
And now I sit here sulking my life away