Internet Doldrums On Line
Internet Doldrums On Line?

Yes, IDOL. An elite band of of extraordinarily bored people. How did this come to be? Well, I shall tell you.

One day, I was talking to ryry0903 via Neomail. The conversation went something like the following:
ryry0903 - I'm bored.
strawberry765 - Ditto. We should make a club.
ryry0903 - Yeah, we should.
strawberry765 - What would we call our club?
ryry0903 - I don't know...
strawberry765 - Hang on, I'll come up with something...

Some time later...
strawberry765 - How about IDOL? Internet Doldrums On Line.
ryry0903 - What's a doldrum?
strawberry765 - It means either a place with no wind, or a state of total boredom.
ryry0903 - That sent four times.
strawberry765 - Sorry! My computer freaked out!
And there you have it!
And the point of this is..?

The point of IDOL is for extremely bored people to come here and find other extremely bored people to talk to. Duh. I'm also working on adding some other un-boring stuff for all of you!

How do I join?

That's an easy question! All you have to do is neomail me, strawberry765, and say that you want to join IDOL! If my inbox happens to be full, chuck either a Tropical Fruit Smoothie or a Tchea Fruit at me and I'll know to empty my inbox. Then I'll add you to the list. YAY!

AWESOME MEMBERS!

  1. strawberry765
  2. ryry0903
  3. xgravex_xdiggerx
  4. jonandcas
  5. loadingplzwait

YAY! We have five very bored members!

What do I do now that I'm a member?

Umm... Act bored? Just kidding! You take one of these fun banners and put it in your user lookup. That way we can find more people to add to our very short list of members!


Un-Boring Stuff

Here are a bunch of ideas I came up with to un-bore you... Some of them are... kinda interesting. Just don't hurt yourself... Well, I suppose going to the hospital would be un-boring... Don't hurt yourself!

  1. Lick your elbow.
    Ok, so first, hunt down a digital camera. Then, figure out how to set the delay thingy... Try and get a picture of yourself licking your elbow. If it works, we'll all be amazed... If it doesn't work... at least we'll all get a good laugh out of it!
  2. Make a new banner.
    Open the paint program, and draw IDOL a new banner! All of our banners should be 100 pixels wide and 50 pixels tall. Then, send your beautiful creation to me... How you're gonna do that beats me though...
  3. Musical Hair-Ties
    Get a bunch of hair-ties. They sould be all different shapes and sizes. Stretch them over a shoe box or something like that. Arange them so you can make one of the few songs that have only three notes (Mary had a little lamb and Hot Crossed Buns). Good Luck

Shop Links

I just made this so restocking and stuff would be a bit easier.

Kreludan Homes

Spooky Furniture

Kiko Lake Carpentry

Faerie Furniture

Neopian Furniture

Neopian Garden Centre

Magical Bookshop

Faerieland Bookshop

Spooky Pets!

Peopatra's Petpets

Maraquan Petpets

Maractite Marvels

The RoboPet Shop

The Chocolate Factory

The Toy Shop

Kiko Lake Treats

Fanciful Fauna

The Rock Pool

Geraptiku Petpets

Neopian Fresh Foods

The Bakery

Huberts Hot Dogs

Healthy Food

Pizzaroo!

Slushie Shop

Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop

Grundos

Tropical Food Shop

Jane's Awesome Shop of DOOM!

Affiliates!!!




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