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last updated: August 6th 2012

The master plan is top secret, naturally. But we're hoping you'll want to be a part of it. After all, we'll need many able bodies to sacri- get things rolling here. We're very laid back, we enjoy plotting (all kinds- demises, escape routes, evil deeds, revenge). We keep active, obviously. Tough stuff taking over the wor- gardening. Yes, gardening. We love our sunflowers and daffodils. We talk a lot, mostly about enslavi- collecting very small rocks. Errr. Well, we talk a lot. We're tight knit. We can keep an alibi like nobody's business. We've cornered the market on undercover ops. There's usually always something to do, but it's not too much because not frying our brains out is key to our success. We keep a low profile, we like to know everything about each other. We've also tapped your phon- investigated you thoro- got a small screening process for our own protection. And a non disclosure agreement. And you have to sign it in blood. You understand.

Welcome to the official website of The Master Plan guild! Here you will be able to browse around how we do things around here so you may have an overview of what you are going to see -some- within our base of operations.







getting briefed.

It probably goes without saying, but we're private. Why? Well, would you want just anyone to have access to your most private inner plans to basically rule the ea- I mean, private inner thoughts. No, you wouldn't. That question was rhetorical in case you were wondering. We're also mostly literate. In codebreaking, if you accidentally shorten a you to a u, Neopia loses a Grundo. And unlike faeries, clapping does not bring them back. We've done extensive research, trust us. Plus, if the plans are poorly written and you tell someone to get 2 da left n go upstares b4 teh b0mb gos of, well, there goes another Grundo; and possibly some valuable valuable minions. Contrary to popular belief, there is not an essence of everlasting Grundo. Again, extensive research proves. We don't do drama. Internal Affairs dictates we must be a well-oiled machine. No civil wars, rebellions, attempts at usurping the big chair, mutinies and general havoc-wreaking activities. You got a problem? Take it up with management and keep it off the boards. Leave it at the door. We've got bigger fish to fry.

the master plan timeline.

Click here to go to the TMP timeline! - The TMP timeline is basically the history of the going ons at the master plan. This page goes way back. Even before the time we knew how to use the almighty marshmallow slingshot. Written by our very own Joxie & Sarah. If you'd like to take a trip down our evil memory lane, then this is definitely the place to go.







the cause

Look, the bottom line is that we're awesome. You might be thinking 'Oh, another private guild who claims literacy and just popped up out of nowhere one day. Great. Next' and that's fine. Move on. But you're missing out. Because we are literate and we are selective. Which means that our members are top notch. It means that our guild is a step above. We don't make promises here. We don't have a name that no one understands. We don't follow trends. We don't have four million leaders. We aren't out there to be the next big thing. We're out there to be out there and all grand schemes aside, you'd be as lucky to have us as we are to have you. But hey, we're not for everyone, and we get that. But if you want a cool place to hang out and meet people and just escape those flash in the pan, three thousand membered guilds, then ask for an invite. We're different. It's not a promise. It's a statement of fact. And that whole thing about the dark side having cookies? Totally true. And stellar new age dungeon art deco. Seriously.








the initiation.

You're still here?! I'll have to thank our PR representative for being so on the ball. I'm sure it has nothing to do with those QX-92 Neutrino Blasters digging into your back. Or the threat of impending cruel and unusual punishment if you don't follow us blindfolded into our base of operations. So how does one go about fighting for evil? Ask and you shall receive. Literally. Send a neomail to any member of the Investigations Committee or any member of the guild council and let them know you're interested in joining. We'll run a background check (we can also do this on the guild boards if you see us advertising and ask for an invite). We'll probably ask you a few questions about yourself: why you want to be a part of the master plan, three interesting quirks you have, any murderous inclinations, and your favorite Neopets item. It's not always the same questions. It is entirely dependent on the level of whimsy of the council member you are asking. This may seem really dumb, but in a guild dedicated to destroying good, you can't begin to imagine the assassination attempts and plots to overthrow. Not surprising really since plotting is technically what we do. But it's rather different when someone just barges in with a clearly malfunctioning Wand of Ultranova and demands better working conditions, the big chair, and 26,918 Raspberry Sweeties. Especially if that someone has poor aim. We do ask that you be active. We need lots of brains to power our evil doing. Every two weeks, there's a members sweep. Basically, we remove members who haven't posted at least once during those two weeks. I should mention that in the past during these sweeps, some Neopians were never seen or heard from again. However, we've spoken to our engineers and clarified what exactly we meant by members sweep and well, things have been running a lot smoother. The missing persons posters have decreased by about 78%. Still a few minor glitches, but we're hopeful about the future.








the investigations committee.

If you'd like an invite please neomail one of the following members (click on the link and copy paste the username of the member):

swisscat
zip_lyon
spotsofazebra
etresage
finaldecree

Try not to neomail more than one person in the investigations committee. The committee does not like being rebooted due to multiple applications and background checks. Mix- ups cause our computer to go *boom* and we don't like that happening. If you have been waiting for more than a week- then neomail again and ask nicely. If however, you have been asked and you've answered but did not get a reply from the investigations committee in the span of 2 weeks then you did not make it.

Once you neomail one of the members of the investigations committee you will be asked some questions. Like we said: It's not always the same questions. It is entirely dependent on the level of whimsy of the council member you are asking.

This is like a sub-background check to find out if you are literate and mature as well as having to thouroughly investigate you for the signs we seek. Remember, we'll need many able-bodied minions to run those big machineries. So we'd rather not have minions who are trouble makers. Don't get us wrong! We love trouble...but you get our point.

reminders.

Please enable guild invitations and mailings to be sent to you before asking for an invite.

How to Enable Guild Invitations

1. Click on my account on the neopets navigation.
2. Click on Set Site Preferences under Account Preferences.
3. UN-check the box that says Block Guild Invitations to allow us to invite you into the guild.

How to Enable Guild Mailings

1. Click on my account on the neopets navigation.
2. Click on Set Site Preferences under Account Preferences.
3. Check the box that says Enable Guild Mailings to allow mailings from your guild to be sent to you.








rally the troops.

You've made it! You're a part of the master plan! You need to order new personalized stationary, decorate your cubicle, and encrypt all your sensitive data files. You also may want to start collecting underminions. Head to the guild boards and direct potential participants our way.

Again, we're so happy to have you. And we're sorry about the chains and padlocks and handcuffs, but really, we can't let you leave. Too dangerous now. Someone will be by shortly to deliver your meals. 3 square ones, except for when the Grundos revolt. But that hasn't happened in a few months. In that case? Well, we encourage you to have an emergency stash somewhere. Better yet, have two.








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the ranks.

So everyone starts out making coffee. Nothing you can do about that. We all have to start somewhere and evil needs coffee, and I'm definitely not going to go and make it myself. So get moving.

Plotting: - 125 messages.
This one's easy enough to get too. You just have to talk a lot. We figure everyone should be able to plot easily. It's what we're all about.

Codebreaking - 400 messages + a show of spirit.
Deck out your userlookup in the master plan garb/Make some guild graphics/Design a guild layout. Go crazy! We dont think we are asking too much here. Evil has to work twice as hard as good after all.

Undercover - 750 messages + taking part in activities + a show of spirit.
This one is the hardest to get to. You need to post A LOT of messages. You need to partake in almost all the activities. And you need to have a show of spirit. If you want to host an activity or plan one, neomail swisscat (head of activities) to get it approved.

Evil Mastermind - Being a member of the Sub-Council.
This is representing a member of the tmp sub council.
This rank is only offered to exceptional members.

We do make some exceptions. Small ones. Evil has to have strict boundaries after all.

We ARE NOT currently accepting council and sub council applications.

If you have any more questions don't hesitate to neomail finaldecree.

the rules.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA. Well, *ahem* You'd think an evil empire has no rules? Think again! Think again, minion! Every evil establishment needs rules, if not then the megabot1234567 ultra alloy androids wouldn't be functioning. O.0 Or we might just lose another grundo. Well then, you'll just have to follow these rules! Or it's off to the dungeons with you!

1.Follow TNT's rules
Even though we will be dominating neopia..no the whole world soon, we all still need to follow neopets rules. For if you break them, you will get that cold account shoulder treatment. And we don't want that happening to you guys for there is no one to tes- exami- bake cookies! Yes cookies, do we ever.

2.Be -dare we say- nice
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "Scrub those floors, wax those tiles, do the laundr-" *cough* Even this goes without saying, you have to be nice! No, we don't want drama in the boards, no fighting,no screaming, no squeeling- Uhh, no wait! Screaming and squeeling is perfectly fine! Just be nice, m'kay? You have to accept everyone freely, and we are an evil establishment you know, we are like family...we are family! And an evil one at that. O.O Incoherent fighting causes our database to go boom!

3.No spamming and keep literate
Oh, we don't want spam either. No, not the spam that comes in cans! The spam of pointless posts in beyond numerous dynamical numbers. 0_o Three posts in a row should be fine, and your post has to contain at least 2 lines. You should also keep literate, what do you think is one of the reasons why we ask you those three questions? Hmmm?

4.let us know you're still breathing
No I'm not being sarcastic. I'm just saying to post once in a while, so we know that you're still alive and you have enough evil aura to go around the guild! Since we do have member sweep, we ask that you be active and post at least once every two weeks (its not a big ask really, is it?). If you're going to disappear for over two weeks with a good reason then that's just fine. We're evil, but we do understand.

note Any serious offences done within the guild will be taken in with the boss. If you are found guilty and would not apologize for your misbehaviours, you will be removed from TMP.

to sum it all up.

Highly Frowned Upon
- If you don't follow Neopets Site rules.
- If you -in any form- harass another member.
- If you Spam.
- If you cause any kind of disturbance and inappropriate behaviour within the guild.








our looks.

Here is a preview of our current layout. Past layouts can also be seen below, just drag to your address bar. =)



Our current guild stats as of May 2nd 2012



Previous stats.








page credits.

Everyone at the master plan, our minions, our family for keeping the guild evil and happy. (:

Neopets for the hosting of this page.
xsnowstar101x for the layout/graphics and wording additions.
PLOTWHOLE is the person who worded this page but sadly, she is now gone. ):
Bulletsby Swimchick and thumb's down by Amber's Pixels. and you for having the courage to venture into this page. Thieves will suffer the consequences.

NOW BE GONE.




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