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August 2, 2011; Happy National Ice Cream Sandwich Day! :3
August 1, 2011; Happy National Raspberry Cream Pie day & check out the newest segment of the site -
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July 31, 2011; Poll #1 is complete, and we've come to the conclusion that most neopians prefer comedies! You may see more results here. I decided to post a new poll every two weeks; +1 Affie
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July 29, 2011; Added a lot more content, and edited the layout a bit! Also, we were recommended at Elle's Help Guide!; +1 Affie
July 27, 2011; Started working on the site. I'm going to start adding the content!




randomfacts
#1. President Kennedy was the fastest speaker in the world with 350 words per minute.
#2. The most dangerous animal in the world is the common housefly. Because of their habits of visiting animal waste, they transmit more diseases than any other animal.
#3. The first video aired on MTV was "Video Killed the Radio Star" by the Buggles in 1981.
#4. The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year.
#5. Two out of five people marry their first love.
#6. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola it would be green.
#7. Colors like red, yellow and orange make you hungry.
#8. No matter how hard you try, you can never remember how your dream started.
#9. Porcupines float on water.
#10. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
#11. It's difficult to swallow twice in a row.
#12. Smelling bananas or green apples helps you lose weight.
#13. A person's hearing becomes less sharp after eating too much food.
#14. A duck's quack doesn't echo.
#15. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
#16. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be typed using only one row of the keyboard.
#17. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider.
#18. The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
#19. Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
#20. On average, 100 people choke to death every year on ball-point pens.
#21. In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
#22. 35% of people who post ads on dating websites are already married.
#23. The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the alphabet.


crazyphobias
#1. Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing
#2. Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air
#3. Ambulophobia- Fear of walking
#4. Anablephobia- Fear of looking up
#5. Anemophobia- Fear of wind
#6. Anthrophobia- Fear of flowers
#7. Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
#8. Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers
#9. Aulophobia- Fear of flutes
#10. Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights
#11. Barophobia- Fear of gravity
#12. Basophobia- Fear of walking
#13. Batophobia- Fear of being close to high buildings
#14. Bibliophobia- Fear of books



thingswealldo
#1. I pretend to write when my teacher's asking a question so I won't get called on.
#2. I throw my phone out of anger, then run to see if it's okay.
#3. When I have a sharpie in hand I write my name everywhere.
#4. The only reason I check my voice mail is to get rid of the little icon on my screen.
#5. I delete my whole secret word after typing one letter wrong.
#6. I go out of my way to kick a rock all the way down the street when i'm walking.
#7. I hate it when i'm just about to sneeze, then it goes away.
#8. That split second when you rock to far back on your chair's hind legs and you think you're going to die.
#9. I look all over for something, then I realize it's right in my hand.
#10. I find my pen about 20 ft. from where I dropped it.
#11. I eat because i'm bored, not because i'm hungry.
#12. I throw clean in the hamper because i'm too lazy to fold them.
#13. That awkward eye contact you make with you're teacher when you're trying to cheat on your test.
#14. I always peek out of my 3-D glasses, just to see the difference.
#15. I always up codenames with my friends for people I dislike so we can talk about them.
#16. When my parents have a friend over I hide in my room like a caveman.
#17. When I notice I'm walking the wrong way, I hit my pockets pretending I forgot something.



simplepleasures
#1. Re-reading your favorite book.
#2. When the vending machine finally accepts the dollar.
#3. Getting in line just before it gets long.
#4. Being in the car while it's going through the car wash.
#5. The look of a vacuumed carpet.
#6. Tossing something in the trash and making it in.
#7. The sound of the ocean.
#8. Walking into an air conditioned building after being outside in the heat.
#9. Waking up on your birthday.
#10. Letting your hair down after it's been ited up all day.
#11. Hearing interesting stories about yourself when you were little.
#12. Hearing the crumbs get sucked up by the vacuum cleaner.
#13. Receiving an invitation.
#14. Answering a question correctly in class.
#15. Opening a brand new book.
#16. Someone telling you a secret.
#17. When you finally understand the joke.
#18. A clean public bathroom.
#19. Friendly cashiers.
#20. Making a perfect signature.
#21. Holding the door for strangers when they say thanks.
#22. Waking up and actually remembering your dream.
#23. Watching old home videos.
#24. A simple compliment from a stranger.
#25. Finally understanding something.
#26. Seeing old couples.
#27. Coming up with a great pet name that isn't taken.
#28. The first time you see the beach every summer.
#29. Getting an A on the test you didn't study for.
#30. Singing along to the car radio.
#31. Hearing the sound of a baby's laugh.
#32. Watching old shows from your childhood.
#33. Getting mail.
#34. Inside jokes.
#35. Lazy do-nothing days.



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National Catfish Month, National Golf Month, National Eye Exam Month, National Water Quality Month, Romance Awareness Month, Peach Month, and Foot Health Month

August 1 Raspberry Cream Pie Day
August 2 Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 2 Ice Cream Soda Day
August 3 Watermelon Day
August 4 Chocolate Chip Day
August 5 Mustard Day
August 6 Root Beer Float Day
August 7 Raspberries 'n Cream Day
August 8 Frozen Custard Day
August 9 Rice Pudding Day
August 10 S'mores Day
August 11 Raspberry Bombe Day
August 14 Creamsicle Day
August 15 Lemon Meringue Pie Day
August 17 Vanilla Custard Day
August 18 Ice Cream Pie Day
August 19 Soft Ice Cream Day
August 20 Chocolate Pecan Pie Day
August 21 Spumoni Day
August 22 Pecan Torte Day
August 23 Spongecake Day
August 24 Peach Pie Day
August 25 Banana Split Day
August 26 Cherry Popsicle Day
August 27 Pots de Creme Day
August 28 Cherry Turnovers Day
August 30 Toasted Marshmallow Day
August 31 Trail Mix Day



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