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HIIIiIIIiiiii! I'm Spazi. OOOOOR you can call me
 , cuz that's my real name. So I've Actually got two names! That's called binomial nomenclature. Cool, huh? It sounds kinda like Buy GNOME DIAL Gnome IN CLAY Sure. I like to buy things, but not gnomes, cuz they're ugly and one of them stole my red ball. It looked like this: O, only rounder and redder. Jizenna says it's only different because the real one was Three- dimensional, but I told her that nothing's Three-dimensional cuz we all exist within a virtual society of meaningless pixels. She looked kinda confused and asked me if I had a brain or not. I said no, cuz I'm not real. That would just be gross. Brains are squishy. I can't imagine having a big squishy BLOB inside my head. Unless I were jelly. Then all of me would be a big squishy blob. I guess I'd be real smart though.
I'm a rainbow Usul. Most people have to memorize the colours of the rainbow, but I don't cuz I can just LOOK at me to see what they are. I wish mom painted me multiplication instead of rainbow. That way I wouldn't have to memorize my times tables. They're not really mine though. I don't really know who they belong to actually. Finders keepers! Once I found a mutant Kadotie, but mom wouldn't let me keep it, even when I made Bambi eyes. Someday I will conduct a study on the Effect of Bambi Eyes for Persuasion of Individuals in Authoritative Positions and I'll publish the results in Neopia's most respected scientific journals. I will be rich and famous and retire to live in my head. This has been my lifelong ambition. Living in my head would be fun. Right now I live in Arx Hallex. Many of my relatives live there too, including Effri the Cruel, Iuvenna the Distracted, and Jizenna the Bossy. Emenai the Filthy-Rich occasionally visits also. Jizenna trains petpets in the garage for a living. Whenever a petpet escapes she chases after it and brings it back and shouts at me for no reason. Once I glued all the petpets to the floor so they wouldn't run off. Jizenna shouted at me anyways. Effri makes coffee at the coffee shop in the Catacombs. She won't ever give me any of it. How selfish. She acts as if it would be the end of the world if I got hold of any coffee. Iuvenna is probably the smartest of my relatives, but she's not really all there, y'know? Mostly she smiles and nods and has no idea what you're talking about cuz she's just not listening. Sometimes, if someone's not even slightly listening, they'll say yes when you ask if you can use their lawnmower to vacuum their room. This is me when I'm not listening. But my Deluxe Virtupets MP3 Player broke when my goldfish borrowed it.
Boo! I have a news box! So here's the news. Once again, my page has been modified. My page has been fixed. It's all better now, plus there are shoelaces. At long last, I have a new page. It is no longer just for firefoxes. Whatever those are. And a new link! This one won't give you a seizure! This page is made for firefoxes. What's a firefox? What's a fox? Mom says it's a kind of orange Xweetok with sharp teeth. I asked how there could be a firefox when a fox is painted orange, not fire. Mom said that's not the way it works and I gave her my best stop-saying-stupid-things-to-make-me-feel-stupid-because-I-can-see-right-through-you look. Pssst! I'm not suppose.d to tell you, but there will be Usul pixles on my page as soon as Mom "gets around to it." If only she wern't so lazy. I got a real petpage now. It's so spiffy! I got a NEW LINK! You can link to me! It's at the bottom of that other scroll box over there. I know Latin! Yay! Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Pellentesque neque orci, pharetra eu, condimentum sed, luctus at, ligula. In nisi. Donec suscipit vulputate tortor. Aliquam consequat. Ut mollis pede ut ligula! {Look DOWN for my ADOPTABLES} Hey, look! Shoelaces! Want some? OF COURSE YOU DO. Customs! These used to be boring, before I colored them. What are adoptables for, anyways? I bet it's some kind of evil scheme to conquer Neopia.
Link back to me, whether or not you are a rainbow Usul. As long as you're not a gnome, that is. Isn't it a pretty link?
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