Issue 1

May 1,2007

Monthly Theme:Newspapers and books!!

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Not from the Editor - If you have any articles, comics, drawings, ideas, or anything else that you would like to include in the guide, then PLEASE send it to me asap! aashbash, aashnishah2, or aashnishah.

Coding Tip of the Biweek

If you want to center your information, then you just have to put your information in between these HTML tags:.

Thank-you Kdhorserider.

Fearless Jargon

Jargon for this biweek: A monkkey is a good luck charm to our guild at the moment.

Thank-you Kdhorserider!

Guild News

People will be able to write in to be included in the news. This will be broken down into several categories to include:

Upcoming Events

The referral prizes are going to be revamped pretty soon.

Also we will be going public as soon as Dung-chan catches up with everything.

A new theme is coming soon. Hot Dogs are in the lead with 14 votes followed by Guild Newspaper/books with 10 votes, Music with 5 votes, Neopets Customization with 3 votes, and Neopets Games with 1 vote.

Who are you person who's being an inadvisable?!?! Come out and show yourself! (Kidding).

Some new classes will also be starting. Yay!

And last but not lest some new pet and pet pets will be able available at the adoption agency.

Thank-you code_lyoko_7!

Member News

Dung has finally come back, and caught up with most things in the guild! Hurray Dung!!!

Member Birthdays

Birthdays that will be taken place during the upcoming biweek:

May 1st: tweetygirl32145

Thank-you code_lyoko_7!

Neopet News

The Layout has completley changed, and Cybunny day came round releasing lots of new colors, and other stuff.

New Pet Colors

Cybunny's can now be painted in Chocolate and Snot at the rainbow pool!.

New Games

Roodoku has been brought back, along with a few other sponsor games...

New Avatars

None yet :( I hope we get some more soon!

New Items/Petpets

Since it was Cybunny Day, a lot of Cybunny themed items have been released! YAY! There are some new clothes, like this one: . There are also some sybunny themes cookies, like this delicious looking cybunny negg: There are also some new amazing cybunny transmogriphication potions! YAY!!!There are Christmas, Cloud, Island, and Rainbow. Start saving up for them now!

Neopian Holidays

May 2nd - Lupe Day

May 4th - Hissi Day

May 12th - Tyrannian Victory Day!!!

For a full list on all the upcoming days, click here.

Screenie of the Biweek

This week's Screenie of the Week honor goes to xxx for their screenie of xxxx.
If you would like to add a screenie, please send me a neomail!

Neohome of the Biweek

This week's Neohome of the Week honor goes to kal_daka87! Good job! Have a look at her neohome by clicking here. I think it looks really good! what about you?

Shop of the Biweek

This week's Shop of the Week honor goes to tweetygirl32145 for their shop that is dedicated to "the best guild ever"! I wonder who she means!!!Anyway, have a look at it, I did, and it looks amazing!!! click here!!!

Article 1

The first article will be written by Ardatia on scamming. It is quite interesting, and I advise you to read it as soon as you can. Here is the begining of the article, if you would like to read the rest of the article, clikc here.

The Scam Exam

So you think you can recognize a scam for what it is? Take this exam and find out. For each of the following instances below, state whether or not it is a possible scam.

Article 2

Here is another article. Thank-you maltrkx for the article!

What does every neopian want?

A guide to reaching your goals

Hi, I'm Max, today I am going to be your personal goal setter.

In the society of Neopia every citizen has a goal, which is why neopians play games, enter in contests and play in the battledome. You may want to win 50 gaming trophies or zap your pets into beautiful colours, what ever your goal is there are steps to reach it, no matter how hard it is.

1. What do you like?

To decide what your goals are you need to first think of what you like doing. Do you like to play in the battledome with your pets? If so do you want to make their stats higher or earn better weapons? Or if you already have those do you want to win a certain number of battles or the DoN trophies? What ever you like doing think of ways to improve.

2. What do you need to achieve that goal? Is it neopoints or good drawings? Write a schedule for what you need to earn. If you're good at sniping set a certain amount of time each day to earn your np or to draw your neopet for the BC. Make sure that you set a schedule that is easy to manage, if you're not that great at games don't set an unachievable amount to earn each day. Use your strengths to your advantage, if you are good at poetry, enter the competition to earn neopoints to help you paint your pet.

3. Now that you have your schedule, STICK TO IT. This is where you actually try and earn your goal, if you thought that you could earn 100k everyday by playing games but you can't reset your schedule. I have seen many neopians give up on their dreams just because they haven't set their schedule out properly and give up instead of adjusting their schedule.

4. So you have now spent the long grueling hours trying for your goal, it's just in your grasp, don't run out of puff because your almost there. Come on, I know you can do it.

5. Finally you have achieved your goal, whether it was Adam's elusive avatar or all four pets are gold banned, now its time for a well deserved break. It is alright to take a break from the Neopian society, you've earned it. But try not to be satisfied with just reaching for your goal. Set a new one, that's what makes Neopets so exciting, and reach for the sky…

Article 3

There will be several people involved in this. People can do one-time write-ups or a complete series that can be done biweekly or monthly. The articles will have to be hosted on the writers' own petpage. The beginning will be located on the newspaper page and then a 'More' link will link to the rest of the article very much like the Neopian Times does with it's articles.

Fearless Mystic

This will be kind of a mix between the Island Mystic and a horoscope. The person responsible will do a little write up for each astrological sign. Whoever is responsible for this will have to be witty and be able to come up with amusing horoscopes each biweek.

Neofood Connoisseur

Someone with a great imagination can do a write-up of a few of the neopian foods. Talking about the preparation, the taste, etc. Maybe even make up a recipe on how to make the food.

Poetry Corner

Several poems will be listed for all to see. We will also have a link to the poetry page for the past poetry entries.

Top Gamer

Sorry for the mix up guys! Well, have you ever played the game Igloo Garage Sale? Here is a guide all about it!!!Kal's guide to Igloo Garage Sale. I cant wait to read some more of his articles:)

Fearless Speaks

Thank-you for keeping this on your petpage. If you would like to view the whole thing, click -invalid_word-here.

This is the current question, you will see the respnonse, ans more information on it wen you click on the above link.

If you could have any type of paintbrush in Neopia, which one would it be, and why?

Pet Talk

Thank-you for keeping the article on your petpage, if you would like to read the full article, then click here.

You have always wondered why a pet did this, instead of that, and how a pet managed to get POTM, well we can finally answer your questions! When asked what type of an ownder Sydney would like (he is a pet from the pound) he said: I would like someone who can at least do the basic HTML, and is on neopets a lot. If you would like to find out more from him, a random pet, or POTM pet, just click here.

Good Vibes

I would just like to thank-you Ardatia for doing such a good job looking after the Guild while Dung was away! You both rock!!! ~ from aashbash

If you would like to spread a good vibe, then neomail aashbash.

Get To Know Your Guild Mate

Each Biweek a different guild member will be interviewed so that we can find out a bit more about them. Get to know their like, dislikes, favorite, etc.

Comic

A comic (or two) will be included along with a link to the Comics page to show current or past comics done.

Art Of The Biweek

This is a really cute image of a cybunny thank-you to aldave for entering it!

Here is another picture done by Aldave - Isnt it adorable?

Quote of the Biweek

Quote for this biweek.

Stock Tip of the Biweek

Stock tips for this biweek.

Joke of the Biweek

Joke for this biweek.

Current Job Openings

Position: Stock Tip Writer Requirements: This person will be responsible for writing a stock tip each biweek to include in the newspaper.

Position: Cartoonist (Comic Writer) Requirements: There will be several people involved in this. Those interested will send in comics to be published in The Fearless Noize. This can be done biweekly, monthly, or done as a one time thing.

Position: Writer Requirements: There are several of these positions open. These people will be responsible for writing articles, short stories, etc. for the paper. These can be done biweekly, monthly, or as a one-time writing. This info will all be held on one of the writer's petpages.

Ask Fearless

Neomail your questions to aashbash. Several of the questions will be answered in the newspaper. You can even remain anonymous if you'd like. Just tell me what your question is, and I will try to the best of my abilities to answer them, or ask someone else who can answer them.

Classified Ads

A person can create an ad for their shop, TP item, etc. to be included in the newspaper. Each biweek there will be different ads. If you have something like a Paint Brush at a great price, etc then this would be the perfect place to advertise it. If you are looking for certain items at reasonable prices, then again, this is the place for you.



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