Ew Meh Gawrsh!

Ember got a new layout for her About Moi page?! -gasp- Yes! Tis true. I got tired of the old page, so here it is, brand new. I'll try to make this a little more information-ous. xDD HAHA! I just made a new word!!

About The Wonderful Ember

Haha. I love this. I can say such great things about myself. xDD Anyway, I'm very tall for my age. I'm 14, about 5'10", in the 8th grade. I really hate my teacher. -twinge- I hope she burns in hell. Okay, enough about how much I hate my teacher. My friends describe me as funny, tall, stupid(in a fun way), and polite. I have a very ... colorful taste of humor. I can find anything funny. I'm sure I can make you laugh and smile, too. I can put a smile on anyone's face. I'm rather dramatic in real life, I like to exagerate my emotions. Rachel knows that. One day she asked me what I thought a fangirl was, and I was /very/ over-dramatic. I said A fangirl is someone who goes... -starts screaming and falling to my knees shaking- OHMIGOD! OHMIGOD! OHMIGOD!! GERALDWAYY!!! OHMIGOD! GERALD WAY IS SO HAWT! --- And yes, I do realize I put 'Gerald' instead of 'Gerard'. Because that's what those damn preppy fangirl losers do. Mhmm. I'm an Avenged Chemical User. Ray said we should change Used Chemical Avenger to Avenged Chemical User because there's already Avengers out there. I think ACU sounds like a college, and Avenged Chemical User make us sound like druggies. My ACU name is Mikey Vengeance, btw. And just let me tell you something. Just because I'm labeled "gothic" doesn't mean I don't get along with "preps". Some of them are okay.


COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!

She Has A Thing For Drummers...

Yea, she likes drummers. Bob Bryar? Gorgeous. The Reverend Tholomew Plague? Amazing. Tre Cool? Awesome. Jussi? Love 'em. Adam Carson? Current "fangirl obsession", as my friends call it. NO I am NOT a fangirl. I just have a wittle crush for Adam... Okay, a big one. O_o But still. All drummers are awesome. You do realize, if it wasn't for drummers, rock music would fall apart. They carry all the beats and make all the cool sounds. Yea, they're that important.

She Likes

~Playing guitar
~Shopping on eBay
~Listening to music ♥
~The Reverend Tholomew Plague, AKA James Owen Sullivan ♥
~Skateboarding
~Making people smile
~Writing/reading fanfics
~My buddies
~Texting my friends
~Ice Cream
~Pizza
~Annoying my dad by playing my music too loud
~Avenged Sevenfold ♥
~The /shade/ black
~Being an outcast
~Being different
~Being non-conformist
(NOTICE- all three of those things are basically the same)
~Hats
~Belts
~Alternative Press magazine (AP mag)
~AMP magazine (I forget what AMP stands for xD)
~Making long lists
~Goth, 'emo', and scene people, as they labeled. The people that dress in black. They're really nice.
~Typing
~Going on the internet
~Editing HTML/CSS to my liking
~Computer graphics and imaging
~My mom's homemade macaroni
~Clam Chowder
~My grandma's homemade lasagna ♥
~Sleeping
~Frozen french fries
~Hot Topic
~Meh wifey, Matt-nessa. ♥♥
~Chatting
~Ice cream ♥
~Adam Carson ♥ ♥
~More will be listed later

She Dislikes

~School
~Homework
~The 8th grade teacher -twitch-
~Talking on the phone
~Hollister
~Abercrombie
~Aeropostle
~Sleeveless shirts
~Skirts
~Being tired
~Bert McCracken
~Eating(I'm not anorexic or anything, I just don't like to eat. Weird, I know.)
~The Fray
~Being a girl
~Being 14
~Those damn stuck-up people (cheerleaders, preps, jocks... as you stereotypes call them ._.)
~That damn clapping smiley
~People who can't stand people who curse
~People who go 'potty-mouth!' when you curse -twitch-
~My dad (overprotective emotionless jerk)
~Country music
~Probably you
~Dogs
~Being poked
~Her friends being poked
~Hiphop
~Rap
~Country music
~Stereotypes
~The color pink
~Avril Lavigne (or however you spell her name)
~Jessica Simpson
~Paris Hilton
~Al Gore
~"Global Warming"
~Cupid's Chokehold (cover) -by Gym Class Heroes
~A bunch of other stuff

Her Friends(That she knows face-to-face)

~Rachel
~Ginny
~Ester
~Ted
~Dalton
~Micheal
~Ariel
~Mariah
~Karyn
~Ryan
~Houston
~Mrs. Rozak
~Catherine
~And a bunch of other people. Don't worry if I didn't name ya; I stall gots plenty of love for yins. :)

Her Bands

~My Chemical Romance ♥
~Avenged Sevenfold ♥
~Rammstein ♥
~Dir En Grey ♥
~The Used ♥ ♥
~AFI
~The Vincent Black Shadow
~Aiden ♥
~Godsmack ♥
~Metallicca
~Fort Minor
~Linkin' Park
~Atreyu
~From First To Last ♥
~Three Days Grace
~HIM
~69 Eyes
~Papa Roach
~30 Seconds To Mars
~Good Charolette
~As I Lay Dying
~On The Last Day
~Bullet For My Valentine
~Eighteen Visions (R.I.P.)
~Breaking Benjamin
~Lostprophets
~Guns 'N' Roses
~Red Rider
~The Academy Is...
~Underoath
~SlipKnot
~Ima Robot
~Madina Lake
~The Confession
~Escape the Fate
~Kill Hannah
~The Killers
~The Lashes
~Less Than Jake
~30 Seconds To Mars
~Green Day
~Funeral For A Friend
~Billy Talent
~A bunch of other crap

The /Shizz/

These are basically my bestest buddies on neo. They own ya mama's face.



Maya
Shika-Chels
Karri
Syn
Gerard
Sophie
Kali
Emma
Mia
Dria
Slasher-Chels
Zacki
Mikey
Sunshine
Lily
Steph




And last but most important, meh wifey.
Matt

Her Favorite Icons


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Trivia/Facts

Some random facts that you may want to know about her...

*She has an apparent IQ score of 130.
*She doesn't know if that's good or bad.
*She makes really good key lime pie.
*She's right-handed.
*She's going to marry The Reverend Tholomew Plague. He just doesn't know it yet.
*She isn't scared of anything escept her dad.
*She can play piano to "Blood" by My Chemical Romance. And sing along too. Or just do it for an audience.
*She doesn't like attention.
*She has her own fanclub. All the members are obsessed with her. She calls them her love-stalkers. She doesn't treat them any differently. She still talks to them, hangs out with them, and hugs them occasionally. But they like her. A litte too much.

She has a boyfriend...

All who are interested and hopeful, be filled with sorrow and grief.



Yes, she has a boyfriend who she's still shy around. His name is Ted. Apparently, he's liked her since December 2006, and she's liked him since September or October 2006. He texted her at a volleyball game on Wednesday, May 9, 2007. Asked if she liked him. She said he's probably going to ignore her now. He said he wasn't. She asked if he liked him. He said yes. She made a little face and sent it to him. It looked like this: 0.0 He asked "wat now". She said she didn't know. He put this: ... Ember said she was never in a relationship before so she was following his lead. He asked what that was supposed to mean. She said she was following him. He asked, in exact words: "Well will you go out with me" Her heart skipped a beat, and for once she felt happy. She replied, in exact words: "What the hell do you think? hell yea" He didn't reply. Ten minutes later she texted him: "Are you shocked or something". He said a little. She asked what he saw in her. He said, in exact words, "Great personality, beautiful eyes, a great body(-coughcough- O_o') and i could go on and on. wat about me" She said she loved how he could always make her laugh or smile. Great personality. She liked his hair. And that she could go on. The continued to converse for about an hour or two, then at about 9:30pm, he texted, in exact words: "O well i gotta go talk to you tomorrow I love you". Once more, Ember's heart skipped, he face flushed, and wanted to scream.



She is extremely happy and hopes that this relationship will always last.



Ember ♥s Ted

Her Favorites

Embah.
Embah.
Embah.
When will you learn? You shouldn't list favorites. They change almost every day. =o Oh well. It entertains you people.


Songs: I Won't see You Tonight (Part 1) -by Avenged Sevenfold-; MIA -Avenged Sevenfold-; Wake The Dead -The Used-; Earthquake -The Used-

Band: The Used

Music Video: Shoes -by Kelly-

Movie: Dead Silence

Color: Red

Shade: Black

CD: The Paramour Sessions -Papa Roach-

Flavor of TicTacs: Wintergreen

Past time: Texting her friends

Word: Bish

Phrase: DON'T touch me. -glare-
Brand of Ice Cream: My two other boyfriends, Ben&Jerry ;3
Color of nail polish: Black. Duhr.
Slow Song: Iris -by The GooGoo Dolls-
Her Theme Song: Iris -by The GooGoo Dolls-

Her job

Her job is to entertain, and help YOU. That's right. No one has helped her in her life, they just made it worse. She still suffers from depression, but she doesn't want you to experience the same pain she has for so many years, with more years to come. Yes, she hates herself. Yes, she hurts herself. But she doesn't want you to hurt yourself. She wants you to be happy, to actually enjoy life. If you ever need to talk to someone, let Ember know. She wants to help.

Her heart aches daily...

Yes, she has a boyfriend who keeps saying he loves her.
Yes, she has friends who keep saying they love her.
But she still feel empty and hurt, and that the words that everyone tell her are nothing but air and atoms.
She already knows that one day she will die of a broken heart.
You see, her heart was broken long ago, but she doesn't know how.
All she knows is that it will never heal, that all these people saying they love her are only band-aids, and those band-aids are losing their stickiness.
Her heart falls apart a little everyday.

Her Pictures

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That is Ember.
It isn't the best picture in the world.
She's very much paler than that.
She took it with her cell phone, what do you expect?
But she'll try to get a better one.
But she thought you'd like to see how ugly she is.
(:





That would be her thumb.
She got bored, so she drew a flame on it.
A blue flame.
She liked it so much she took a picture of it.
And wanted to put it here so you could marvel at it's glory.
But when she tried to wash it off later...
IT TURNED PURPLE.

Want To Be Her Neofriend?

Want to be her neofriend? Fine with her. But try to start a convo with her first. And don't make her mad. And once you're her neofriend, keep in touch with her. You don't speak to her for a month, she kicks you off the neofriend list.


Simple.
Good luck.

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