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*UPDATED 30 APR 04*

Sorry folks.  I can't do custom meepits anymore (or at least for a while)... too swamped with real life and what not.  Scroll down to the F.A.Q. for more details.)

Ever find yourself lacking in opinions?  Do you wish you had a cause that would set you apart from the dull, homogenous status quo?  Do you ever worry about what sort of sandwich the cool, rebellious people order at a restaurant?  Friend, you have come to the right place!  Why?  Because I say you have, and I am undoubtedly cooler than you'll ever be, right?  Of course.  So why are you fighting it? 

Good.

Have a seat.  Drop everything that you're doing.  Forget those saps that are striving for world peace, mutual understanding, and other tired old causes!  You're different.  You're a non-conformist, just like us!  Not only that, you look good in camouflage. 

Yes, that's why I propose that you back our formidable Meepit Army in its mighty conquest for absolute dominion of the Beauty Contest Chat forum.  But how?  Why, by housing and feeding a Meepit Soldier, of course! 

What?' you say... 'Isn't war essentially evil?'  Yes it is!  It's also quite bloody and violent!  And, as we all know, violence has been hard at work for centuries keeping our world's dictators, lunatics, and sundry sports fanatics happily amused.  After all, were it not for random acts of misdirected violence, where would our society be today?  It's a scary thought.  I say 'Why stop now?'  Join in on the mindless, demented glee and find a place in your heart for one of our cuddly and ruthless killing machines today!  It only takes a few clicks (and preferably a human nervous system with a brain capable of rudimentary cognitive functions), and you'll be hearing the hearty, savage meeping of victory in no time.

Trust me.  You'll never live to regret it. :)

Our Meepit Soldiers come in a variety of fun and fashionable colors and flavors!  Yes, that's right - flavors.  It's a failsafe device - if ever you find your Meepit Army trying to incite, say, the apocalypse, all you have to do is start eating.  Or, in Sergeant Stench's case, flush or incinerate.  Yep, you definitely would not want to eat that one.  0_o

 

To adopt a Meepit Soldier, simply copy and paste the appropriate HTML code onto whatever portion of your petpage or website that you see fit.  Images optimized for dark backgrounds are on the left, and light backgrounds on the right. Do not alter the code in any way, derive any work from the images, or claim any of this as your own.  Doing so will result in immediate action  and steps will be taken to ensure that your account is frozen and that you are forever known as a filthy, no-good art thief.   Also, the Meepits will come to you at night and meep into your ears until your sanity is sapped and you are left a gibbering, ear-batting looney.

F.A.Q -

Q: The Meepit images say "by fizzstickle" but sihchu's owner is apparently "wobblyheadedgod".  What gives?

A: Actually, I usually go by fizzstickle.  Wobblyheadedgod is my gag account - I use it to throw omelets at people's heads.  It's fun.  If ever I pelt you with scrambled eggs, know that it was done at random and try not to feel too special.

(UPDATED 30 APR 04) Q: Can you make me a custom Meepit? (UPDATED 30 APR 04)

A:  I've recently logged back in after a two month hiatus.  Having a job was proving a little too stressful, but I've since managed to cope.  Apparently, the secret was coffee and some self-inflicted permanent brain damage via hours and hours of staring blankly at paper work.  Who woulda thought, eh?   Anyway, I'm still pretty swamped, so I'm going to have to cut off all further requests for custom meepit soldiers.  Yep.  Why?

In August, my husband and I are expecting a new addition to the family.   I don't know for certain yet, but there's a 70% chance it's a demonic-hell-spaw... *cough* I mean, girl (Relax, no pink theme for her birthday -- I promise.  Unless it's meepit pink.).  Since parenthood is extremely time consuming, you can assume from here on that I'll be busy for the next 18 years.  Now, if you really want to wait 18 years for a custom meepit, then there's nothing I can say or do to try and stop you. I commend you for your patience.  And your complete lack of sanity.  Also, I am inching away slowly as we speak.  Please don't hurt me. *eep*

Q: Do you do art requests/trades?

A:  At the moment, no.  Lately, I haven't been able to summon the drive or creativity necessary to withstand the sort of pressure and demand that accompanies art requests and trades.  I'd probably flake out and someone would find me curled up in bed two days later, covered in pillows and mumbling about all the pressure.

Q: I m poor give me rare items/NPs plz will u b my neofriend/ Name/Age/SX/Location?/  so want 2 chat wit me?/ I m so stoopid it hurts lololololol!!!!1111

A:  Ack!  Go away, NOW!  *hiss*   Listen, if you really need the facts, my name is Kristin Stickle.  I'm 23 years old, married, an expectant mom and live in El Paso, Texas with my husband and four cats. I'm a very boring person, really.  I do not have time to chat about vapid pop music, goths/punks/freaks/(insert other common pop-culture title here), or reality television shows.  This doesn't mean I'm a rude person - it simply means that I'm honest enough to save you the trouble of wasting your time begging for items, mindless adoration, and/or smarmy, immature teen chat.

Q: Do you have a lot of NP?

A:  Not really.  I'm a stock market junky, so most of what I have is invested in Neodaq at the moment.  I'm not telling you how much, though.  :)

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