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It is a matter of truth.

How it started

Uncanny Soap.
I created it on the neoboards; with the headline...
i said i wanted mac'n'cheese, right, and then she was all, finish eating the...."
and always finishing with
(stay tuned to uncanny soap.)"
The posts along the way, kept me going.Greatly appreciated!
These Soaps/Stories are written by me,acollins8.
No you can't claim them as yours, because there not, and dont even waste your time to say i took them from somebody, because i didn't.
You are free to critique though!

uncanny soap

i said i wanted mac'n'cheese, right, and then she was all, finish eating the....
fish soup, and i was all no, it is nasty So I accidentally spilled the soup into the garbage bag,but then there was a hole in the bottom causing a leak.
ewwww
(she hadn't noticed it yet, even though it was really obvious) So i got up and was bout to clean the garbage can...
(stay tuned to uncanny soap.)
I took a sponge out and reached in not realizing that my arm, was not long enough to reach the bottom,however I reached &reached anyways but then i fell in, upside down into the garbage can..Oblivious to me, she sat there quietly not knowing i was literally behind her, upside down in the garbage can, covered in the nasty mess of fish soup...
(stay tuned to uncanny soap.)
shall i continue
I tried to scream, but considering the soup was nasty and it gave me a sore throat, i could not. So, it was up to me to get out of this mess. I was staring to be enveloped in the smell, which was extraordinary disgusting, a mixture of rotten tuna, and old cabbage.Thinking quick on my feet i tried to push my body out, but gravity was pulling me down
(stay tuned to uncanny soap.)
Considering that my arms and hands were tightly squished between me and the can, they were of no use.I could now feel the pressure of the blood rushing to my head, trying to remember to breath and relax, that all is fine,but somewhere deep down inside i had the thought that i would not be fine.
(stay tuned to uncanny soap.)
She was either ignoring me or in need of a serious hearing checkup, possibly she disappeared.
I didn't know considering, I was head first into a trash bin, of which was filled with fish soup. Trying to remember if there had been any thing I had recalled about being suspended upside down but nothing came to mind I opened my eyes, sensing all of my hair had been soaked in this soup.
(stay tuned to uncanny soap.)
I was correct. I could feel the goo of a soup, on my scalp.
yuck I sniffed, but the terrible stench, plugged my nose. Opening my mouth to breathe, i almost gaged wishing i had not.
(stay tuned to uncanny soap.)
Shall I continue, is anybody even reading??
I had wondered if my weight could tip the can, maby if I could do so, I would be able to break free....
hmmm... I tried to shift my weight from side to side hoping the can was light enough I could do so, it was rocking, ."yes, i'm getting out I thought. It landed with a thud but my face was down, towards the soup, which was not good.....
(stay tuned to uncanny soap.)
I tried to move my head so I could reach some air, my nose only lifted out so, that was my way of breathing. I opened my eyes, they burned, I shut them. I panicked and breathed out from my mouth, only causing bubbles,causing the soup to get all over my face. I had to think quick, my only way to get rid of the soup was to stand up or eat to it.
(stay tuned to uncanny soap.)
I though, prefer.....
muscular strength?
or endurance?
I have to get up I though , I am getting a head ache, but if I do the soup will dump out from the cracks of open space spilling onto the new hardwood floors...hmmm?? For some reason, I though standing up was the best idea, as well as the fact that I really don't like fish soup! Just enough of my body...
(stay tuned to uncanny soap.)
was hanging out out the can that I could bend my legs somewhat and stand.wait, I must hold my breath i though, for the soup will drain past and on my head. I got up held my breath, and just in time for the next breath of air, had the soup had drained finished draining.At last standing up right again, the blood flowed back through my body.
(stay tuned to uncanny soap.)
THE FINAL SCENE:
The soup slid around my body, as I imagined. Like butter it loosened the can from my body
I AM FREE, i exclaimed!
I looked but She was not there. She poofed from nowhere!
Sense you did not eat your soup, you had to use it to your advantage" then she disappeared,
strange" i thought,
but then again i was just stuck upside down in a garbage can of soup.
(stay tuned to uncanny soap.)

thanks for reading

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