The Flamingo Takeover Prevention Agency HQ

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Here you will be briefed on the our enemies: the Flamingos. All their plans, recent activites, lists of their minions, brainwashing techniques, and much more can be found here. Any information regarding this organization will also be listed here. If you are not yet a member of the FTP, but wish to be so, follow the directions here to take the test to prove you have not been brainwashed.

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Our Mission

If it was not already made clear, our mission here at FTP is to deter Flamingo attempts to rule the Earth, and any steps they may take to get closer to that goal. Along with that, we are here to spread awareness of Flamingo plans and activites, and to teach you how to protect yourself from being brainwashed. We are the last line of defense between our beloved planet and the Flamingoes, which means that each and every one of our agents is vital to the survival of the Human species. We cannot let the Flamingoes win!

The Flamingo Takeover Prevention Agent Oath
I, as an agent of the Flamingo Takeover Prevention Agency, swear to protect and defend the planet Earth from the Flamingo menace, even at the cost of my life. I swear to protect myself and others from the effects of Flamingo brainwashing, and to spread awareness of their menace. Furthermore I swear never to reveal my identity, not to sleep on the job, and to remove and destroy any Lawn Flamingoes I may discover. Lastly, I promise to look awesome while upholding all these rules."

The Enemy

This, I'm sure you know, is the Flamingo:

(Flah-min-goe)

Beneath that majestic, beautiful, lovable exterior lies a heart of evil. Little is truly known about these villainous plotters, however. We know that the majority of Flamingoes on the planet are part of an organization called E.F.I.L. (Evil Flamingo International League), and that this organization is plotting to take over the world. But we do not know quite how deep their influence and corruption goes, nor exactly who these creatures are. Are they visitors from another planet, here only to dominate our primitive planet? Have they always been here, and only recently developed the desire to rule the Earth? Whatever mysteries surround these pink villains, one thing remains ever clear: They must be stopped.

Brainwashing Techniques and Cures

Through the group efforts of this organization, we have compiled a list of Flamingo Brainwashing Techniques, and suggested cures if you think you may have been subjected to one of them.

Brainwashing techniques:
-Microwaves
-TV commercials
-Mango Salsa
-Public Gyms
-Ramen
-Tomatoes
-Pasta
-Hetalia
-The suffix -ed
-Swingy shiny objects
-Swirly objects
-Swirly sparkles
-Throwing sparkles
-Chocolate(the fiends!)

Cures (listed from strongest to weakest):
-Obviously eighties music
-Less obvious eighties music
-LATE 70's music (We're talking 1979)
-Jellybeans
-Swedish Fish
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
-Other cleanly idiotic comedies
-Apostrophes
-Corn-on-the-cob
-Snapping your fingers(If hipnotized)
-Jumping in leaf piles
-Stomping in snow drifts
-Splashing in rain puddles

Supporters

First, meet the co-founders of the FTP: Pattrick
and Jonesy
Take a moment to salute our leaders for all their hard work and dedication to the battle against the Flamingoes.

FTP Agents

1. Naddy (biogirl1991)
2. Emily (emilyechevarria)
3. Soul (xsoulxofxaxdragonx)

Lastly, if you would like to join the ranks of the Flamingo Takeover Prevention Agency, please neomail Patt788. He will test you to ensure that you are not under the influence of Flamingo brainwashing before swearing you in.

Show Your Support!

Naturally, we need a link-back button! They are probably the most effective form of advertising on Neopets, and that's exactly what we need to spread awareness of the Flamingo Takeover.


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Allies

A list of pages approved by the FTP to be free of Flamingo brainwashing.



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