Cooper

Welcome to Cooper's Corner, fellow Guild members! For those of you that may not know me, I am the handsome devil that runs this nifty little Guild (with Shelby, of course). ^^ Most of this information is already on my Userlookup, but I thought I'd hit off the Yearbook by making a little bio about myself. I 18 years old and I do just about everything you can think of. I am a painter, photographer, surfer, snowboarder, long-boarder, soccer player, track runner, writer, HTML code writer, graphic maker, artist, guitarist, pianist, music composer, brain teaser solver, constructor, cupcake-eater, pancake-maker and a whole boat-load of other things. But most importantly, I am stuffed full of useless, random facts. :D I do not have a favorite color…I have four: black, blue, green and grey. I have three dogs, two horses, and some fish. My favorite bands include: Seether, Three Days Grace, Mumford and Sons, Fun., Brooks and Dunn, Rise Against, My Chemical Romance, A Day to Remember, The Beatles, AC/DC, and The Offspring, though I tend to indulge in a plethora of different music types (yes...even classical..). My favorite composer, hands down, is Hans Zimmer.

My favorite movies include: Pirates of the Caribbean (favorite by far), Sweeny Todd, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Hot Rod, The Ringer, Accepted, Ace Ventura, X-Men, A Knight's Tale, The Longest Yard (Adam Sandler movies, in general), Horrible Bosses, Sherlock Holmes, and Transformers. My favorite games (video and board) are Blokus, Scrabble, Chess, Call of Duty, Portal, Half-Life, Ratchet and Clank, Assassin's Creed, Army of Two, Atari games, Rummikub and Solitaire.

I am probably the most random and spastic person you will ever meet virtually. I am a cupcake hoarder. My favorite TV shows are Modern Family, CSI, Storage Wars and Tosh.0. I find reality shows to be the worst thing ever invented…besides the automatic toothpaste squeezer…
I like the smell of chocolate…and the flavor.

Fat Lip by Sum 41 pretty much sums up my views: I go against conformity; being yourself is the best thing you can do for yourself. Well that certainly sounds way too deep for me. xD I'll probably come up with something else to add later… Have fun. :D

I am Zoey

I am Zoey. The amazingly smart and awesome person who sits and rants on the Slorgishborg messaging board all day. Anyway, for those of you who don't really know me, I'll give you a quick memo about myself. I'm currently 17, (Turning 18 in September) and I live on a ranch with my grandparents and their adopted son Kyle, in Pennsylvania. My family owns a successful horse stable where we pretty much take in retired racers or exercise current competitors. Last spring I got to name and keep my own foal 'whom I adore. His name, picked out by the one and only me is Papa Swag. He is probably the most laid back colt you will ever meet and he loves to gallop along in the meadows with his long legs. I'm planning on keeping him hostage in my closet...seriously.

Back to reality, when I'm not at the stables I'm usually reading romantic novels or on Neopets...If you ever need help in math or calculas and need a fellow guild member for help, don't turn to me. I'll probably get you dropped out of the class. It is usually impossible to beat me in a 'Just Dance' match on the Xbox Kinect and I'm never afraid to battle you in a snowball fight. I'm a sucker for comedy films and I'm not that bad when it come's to running either. I love Halloween, I personally think it's better than Christmas mainly because you get to run around in a scary monster costume and scare a bunch of kindagardener's, and in my account, even their parents. Scary Stories are pretty intense too if I must be honest... I am the queen of making grilled cheese sandwich's and cookie cake, those two things make my life...food wise. I have a major OCD problem which everyone at school teases me about and when I'm not worrying about making my hand-writing even more neater I tend to party around in my room while listening to Lady Gaga. She's da bomb.

I play the Viola and Piano but if I had to choose over which I prefered more it would definitely be the Piano. Gold irritates me. Yeah I know everyone loves gold accesorie's but I prefer silver, it's such a prettier color. I've been in the Beauty Contest twice now, winning a silver and bronze trophy for my Bruce and Lupe. I didn't think my art would be that great but apparently it is. I honestly don't know what I'd do without my guild buddie's, whether it's Cooper, (His real name is actually Owen in my world) Shelby, Lauren or all the other fantastic people that I love. Now go read someone else's biography I can't think of any other interesting thing about me...

Lauren

Hello people of the guild! Or random people who have stumbled upon this page. Here's a little bit about me (Lauren):
I am 16 and a junior in high school. I enjoy school, especially math, and I take it very seriously. I want to go to Arizona State University and bowl on their bowling team while attending Barrett, the Honors College. I LOVE Arizona and I refuse to leave! Besides school, the only thing I really do is bowl. I bowl on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and sometimes Sunday. Yeah I bowl a lot. My average is about 175. I also bowl for a high school team (we are undefeated). It's really the only thing I'm semi-decent at. On Wednesdays I volunteer (it looks good on those scholarship/college applications).

My favorite color is red. It's just a great color. I LOVE Dr Pepper although I've almost complete quit drinking soda recently. It gives me headaches because of the caffeine withdrawal but it's worth it. My favorite thing/food/heavenly gift is the bagel. They are my love. I write poems and other things about them. If you want to read one, let me know!

I am always listening to music when I can. I love various types of rock including classic rock, metal, hard rock/grunge, punk, and alternative. My favorites are the Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, Eric Clapton, Breaking Benjamin, Avenged Sevenfold, Our Lady Peace, Seether, Shinedown, Sick Puppies and tons more.

Shows I watch are: Family Guy, Spongebob Squarepants, Two and a Half Men, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, and various reality shows.

Random Fact: I love memorizing things. Like world capitals and digits of pi. I also love pie.

Katy

Well, if you're here, you must be doing some research on moi, Katy. Which by the way, I have no weaknesses.

Hokay, so. Who am I?

Well, for starts, I'm pretty sure I'm a princess. I'm 23 and I hail originally from the great state of Colorado in the good ol' USA. At 20, I met the most amazing Rajun' Cajun from Louisiana and married him at 21. Now, I reside in the great state of Florida. My lifestyle is your vacation. ;)

Yeah, I'm a princess. What else do I do?

When I'm not princessing around, I am forever a student. Currently, I am at a university studying Wildlife Biology and Elementary Education with the intent of getting into the field of conservation and marine biology. Save the sea turtles! and whatnot.

I am a surfer, a singer, a songwriter, a lover, a dreamer, a skydiver, a trouble maker, and an explorer. I love my Jeep like it's my child. I also have two dogs, Blue, my Siberian Husky, and Beaker, my miniature weenie dog. (Yes, he is named after the muppet.)

I'm super into health and fitness. I'm an avid runner and love to be active. I love being outdoors and going where the road takes me. For work, I'm a leasing agent (which is when I'm on Neopets... Working hard, yanno?) and by night, I am a promotions photographer/brand ambassador/brand model for Anheuser Busch. I love me some brews.

All in all, I'm a friend. I love a good conversation, and a great book. I am patient and kind, and I question. I practice meditation and am at peace with life, but I can be a little saucy and opinionated if I don't watch it. :3 Feel free to message me if you'd like to talk, have a question, or need a second opinion. I don't know any good jokes, (except for one inappropriate knock-knock) but I love to hear them. Hopefully, I'll talk to you laterrrrr!

My Accomplishments in the Guild

	March Avatar Event: Slorg Avatar Winner
	March Avatar Event: Evil/Overall Favorite Avatar Winner

Kaitlyn

Hey guys! I'm Kaitlyn and I'm 13 years old. I live in New Jersey. My favorite subject in school is Math. I love most sports. I was the co-captain of our school soccer team this year. I also like playing softball and running. I have two awesome golden retrievers that I love to death.

Ok. So now I'm going to list things I love (I love a lot of things!).

Favorite Singers: Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, One Direction, Kelly Clarkson
Favorite Colors: Blue, Purple, Green
Favorite Foods: Pasta, Apple Juice, Cookies, Cakes, and Candy
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games
Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, X-Men
Favorite TV Shows: Spongebob, The Big Bang Theory, Smash, Friends
Favorite Animals: Penguins, Dogs, Bunnies
Favorite Songs: What Makes You Beautiful, We are Young, Payphone
Favorite Holiday: Christmas
Favorite Things to Talk About: Niall Horan, The Hunger Games, The Big Bang Theory

Here are some things you better know about me:

-I hate Peeta from The Hunger Games. I'm Team Gale, but Finnick is awesome too.
-I love Niall Horan from One Direction.
-Sheldon Cooper is my hero.
-I will not talk to you if you hate penguins.

On Neopets, I'm saving for a draik. I have exactly one million neopoints now. I have a candy gallery. I hoard jelly and 1 np stuff. My favorite neopet is a kacheek.