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LEXAPRO (LEX-UH-PROE) AKA the "BIG PEA
...the pea with the big ideas and grand plans, but small body and funds...
lex thinks he is adam's gift to neopia! he demands excellence from all near him, yet he doesn't hold himself to the same standards. he is all about "bluff n puff"... scare the opponent with words and hope they back down!! one day this little pea is going to get into some hot water (mmm-pea soup?!)...but for now, it has carried him a great way thru his quest for neopian domination... creator of "the world domination for salad chias" method, lex is a great leader to many many humble edible chias and bane to many self-righteous lupes...
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HEPARIN (HEPP-UH-RINN) AKA "Hollywood
...ahhhh, faniciful, carefree Hep...where do we begin? the sole girl chia in a family of rowdy boy chias, she was merely a young pet of 10 days when she joined this rag tag family of rogue chias... the bane of lexapro's daily plans, she would follow the little pea around all day long... Lex made it very clear that he would not tolerate a female chia, let alone an asparagus, and tried many times to feed her to pango pango...many times her stalks were shorn off and she came home crying and wilted... but she perservered, and has become an asset to her chia family. Known as "hollywood" to her kin, she uses her paparazzi skills to relentlessly pursue the elusive nana chia since she is positive he holds the key to the chia neopian domination!
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PRESTITO (PREHS-TEE-TOE) AKA "sir squishy pants
...a real girl's pea chia...longing to be a real "man" pea, Tito is constantly being overshadowed by Lex's ebilness...his lack of self esteem makes him more of a liability to the CREW rather than an asset. Nicknamed "squishy pants" due to the fact that he is constantly staying in the sun too long and losing his firm pea skin and becoming rather mushy.... Tito's main role in the CREW is comic relief. The other members use him as a target for practical jokes... and as everyone knows, happy chias are focused chias!!!
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METABOLITE (MEH-TABB-OH-LIGHT) AKA the "Jammer
...meta is the newest addition to the core CREW family, and is considered the glue that keeps everyone "stuck together"--quite literally!...AKA the "jammer", Meta has the enviable ability to turn himself into a sticky, sugary "jam" when heated! In the midst of a battle, Meta can be seen running circles around the opponent until a light smoke forms and his heated grape body turns into a sweet jam! He then envelopes the opponent in this sticky mess until they are immobilized! Quite an asset to the CREW! However, due to the intense nature of Meta's ability, he is often times saved for "special" battles of the most importance!
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PEATURED (PEE-CHURE-DEH) AKA "Spike" AKA "mr stink
...the most "armoured" of the CREW, Peatured is a no-nonsense chia. He is the work-horse of the group. His sheer size and texture makes him the perfect battering ram so he is normally found at the front line. He is also the chief security guard, as his spiky body makes for a great trap against intruders...as they try to drop into the CREW's camp, they become stuck to Peatured and that is just not a favourable place to be! The stench of a durian chia is not a good replacement for coffee in the morning!!
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THE RIPPER (RIYP-HUHR)AKA "Piney Pete
...Pete is another work horse for the CREW... his natural spiky pineapple scales are a built-in armour so he, too, spends most of his time on the front line. When an intruder attacks the ripper, his piney scales will actually "rip" off of his body and pierce the intruder--kinda like a buzzer's stinger--causing the intruder to be disoriented so that the CREW can overtake them! Of course, the downside to this is that Pete is unable to be hugged :( He is quite anti-social due to this....
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COOLWHIP (KULE-WIPP) AKA "fluffy
...Mr Whip is the CREW's "tribal elder"...He holds a wisdom few chias could ever comprehend...Using knowledge passed down through many generations of chias, Mr Whip can make an any rival feel as if they are in a "fluffy cloud" and causes complete sensory anarchy. While under the fluffy "hypnosis", all thoughts/knowledge/secrets/plots/etc can be obtained from the rival. This is an enourmous asset as it allows the CREW to know the opponents every move and plan before it is actually made... This skill however causes severe aging and fatigue on Mr Whip so he is treated to a luxury meditation recovery suite every week.
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THEION (THEE-OHN) AKA "X
...this aubergine chia uses it's height to his advantage! He gathers electricity from the atmosphere and uses static charges to immobilize an opponent... when touched by this chia, small electrical sparks shaped like X's will manifest! Of course, being a tall purple stalk can be cause for ridcule by some, so Theion uses humour to make friends...he does "party tricks" by dipping his toes into small water puddles and shooting coloured sparks into the audience!
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IOVELIE (LUHV-LEE) AKA "iLuv
...Ms Lovey is best known by her techie friends as iLuv! She is the technical backbone of the CREW... She configures, coordinates, illustrates, facilitates, inflates, deflates, salivates....ok ok ok... i think you get the message! anyhow, she takes care of all the important little details that make an operation successful! From making a fresh pot of coffee, to laying wire for a trap, this pear knows how to do it all... Fragile by nature, no other pear is this tough! When Lovey gets bruised, she simply turns to the other side and creates a matching bruise!!!... Without this CREW member, we'd all probably be sitting in our neohomes playing with TCGs or something....
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*TO BE UPDATED SOON...BIO PENDING*
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*TO BE UPDATED SOON...BIO PENDING*
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SPOONY (SPOOW-NEE) AKA: no known alias
...Spoony, the blueberry chia... this chia is so round it can't even stand up straight 0_o there is NOTHING good to be said about blueberry chias!!...Spoony is an honorary CREW member since he threatened to stain everyone with blueberry juice if we didn't allow him to join :(
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THE DIRECTOR (DYE-REK-TOOR) AKA "Brainal
...The Director is the keeper of lists. List making is tedious work that is perfect for this anti-social, personality-lacking chia...His job is solely to catalogue and record all known chias in Neopia. Once a chia is registered by the Director, he will display it for all of neopia to admire and will try to track all colour changes. His hope is that by registering, the species will remain Chia and therefore aid in the Chia Neopian Domination, ie: The Advent of CHIOPIA!!...The Director remains secluded at the CREW headquarters away from the battle lines since he can be holding up to 300 chia names in his head at any given time. His goal for the future is to stop procrastinating and record in a more efficient manner...
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BUB (BUHB) AKA "Chamokato
...Mr Bub is a fairly new and mysterious addition to the CREW... he is a master of disguise... While his "normal" skin is a harmonious shade of powder blue and brown, don't be deceived! his spots can instantly turn to "camoflague" allowing Bub to blend into the most obscure environment! While this skill would be priceless on the battle field, Bub prefers to use it by spying on Peazo and Heparin :O
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LIL_PEAZO (PEE-ZOH)AKA the "commander choco"
...Peazo seems to be the "good cop" in this operation. She is the sweet side of Lex....literally. While she may seem to be sweet on the outside, she has that gross coconut filling on the inside. She is secretly plotting with Hep [her only sister chia] to overthrow Lex and take Neopia for herself. She is a good example of that old saying: you should never judge a book by its cover, or in this case, a chia by it's chocolatey goodness.
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GEORGE (GEE-ORE-J) AKA "Pouty Pants
…You would think being a baby George would be a crazy little fellow that couldn't control himself. Ya, well that's your average baby. George, too, plays a big part in this operation. He is another one who tries to stay on Lex's good side but hangs out with Prestito. George is a caring little guy that stands for what ever he believes in. He is currently joining forces with Prestito to overthrow Lex and bring World domination Peace!
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SHAKEYBAGELS (shake-e bay-gulls) AKA "Nervous Wreck"
Shakey is not quite as boisterous as "you know who." He is laidback and dignified. He is gentle and loving, but it takes him alittle while to warm up. This pea is....eh of course a Nervous Wreck.If he ever asks you if you would like to come along for lunch..DON'T.Like he can drive *rolls eyes* What was that Joe?"-Shakey. Uhm, nothing sir. Sheesh he can't even get offsomeone's back for five seconds. Ahhh, pea's....can't live with em'can't live without em'. (thankfully he isn't ok-ing this entry...shhh)
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SOURPINKY (SAUER PEE-IYNK-EE) AKA "Lemon Shot
…The one chia that is not sweet on the outside, not sweet in the inside. Yup, she's sour ALL OVER. In this case, you can say that this is the ONE book •err, chia• that you CAN judge by its cover •I mean, looks•. She was named evil ever since she squirted lemon juice into the eyes of innocent baby lupes. Now that's one evil chia to honor!
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SUGARYPINKY (shoog-arr-ee) AKA "Sweet Tooth"
...She seems so sweet (ah-hah! alliteration! see, she's so smart), so harmless...I mean, she is petite and bright - what harm could she do? Well, BEWARE. Turning even a brighter shade of red when her orders are ignored, she will squirt red pigment onto your new white clothes. At other times, when feeling sly, she will switch the salt and sugar jars around so that your potato chips taste revoltingly sweet and your peach pie like sea salt! Eww?
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