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Welcome,guest, this is Cherry and Emilyne's page on the theory that a certain English teacher named Mr. Peterson has a secret alter ego:


Several clues have revealed that he is obsessed with ninjas and he believes that they pwn pirates....we think he is out to fight evil pirates and kick their booty!!!
Mr. Peterson is:
Your average english teacher, though his where-abouts may not be disclosed for his safety and ours.
He is tall....quite typical for tall ninjas....
He also refuses to disclose his home address, foan number, or personal e-mail address...
One persons has been recorded visiting his home. This boy is also very ninja prone....If you are convinced that Mr. Peterson is a ninja, neomail us to sign our petiton. At 100 names, we confront him! If you are from our school, please contact Cherry, Emilyne, Natalie, or Mice if you want to be on the petition!!! The petition is here More updates:here


1/16/o8- The theory is born


Cherry stumbles across a an idea that changes the way two students think of their teacher...(message translation: Hey, I think i kno why mr. peterson was absent today!
I bet he's sectretly a ninja that kicks pirate booty- get it? cuz thier booty is their treasure, and he doesn't like pireates!!!
Anywho, he is soooooooo a ninja. He is totally obsessed with them! Not to mention his sword in his classroom...
Soon, we concluded that he is the leader of a secret band of ninjas that are out to rid the world of pirates. Our only evidence: The power point against pirates he showed us in class and his extensive ninja paraphanila. However the powerpoint has mysteriously disappeared from his databases. We continue to search for more evidence. Your support is greatly appreciated.
1/18/o7- A new discovery
Today, as Emilyne was role-playing on her guild, she recieved a top-secret text message from Cherry contain interesting new information on certain ninjas. Wishing to inform the guild she (and Em) are members of, she posted the folliwing:

Obviously, Mr. Peterson was not alone...
Earlier that Day
Emilyne would like to add that during her English class, while discussing some random topic, Mr. Peterson displayed some of his mad ninjitzu skilliage. Also, he is nitorious for throwing pencils out the window of his second-story classrom (we're only allowed to use pens in his class) which might have been spawned by using certain star-shaped ninja weapons...
01/23/08-the page is founded
After noticing that the evidence was getting stronger by the minute, Cherry and Emilyne decided to create this page. Since then, we have been getting TONS of pageviews, and OODLES of petition signings! Thank you, guest, for all your support, and thanks to everyone! Rember to check back to see if we're updated, as we do that frequently!
Also...
On this day, we also searched on google for "peterson-ninja" and we dicovered SEVERAL Petersons, all of whom teach Ninjitsu(the ancient art of ninja-ing!)! A coninciedence? We think not!
02/03/08-more ninjas
Yesterday, as Emilyne was advertising for this very page, she made an exciting revelation: THERE IS ANOTHER NINJA ENGLISH TEACHER!!!!!!!!!! She throws paper ninja stars at her students when they answer a question wrong! We are pretty sure she is in legue with Mr. Peterson
Unfortunantly, the username of the student who informed us was lost, but if you are the one who told us, or happen to have a ninja teacher, contact us here. Your help is much appreciated!
02/17/08-Ninja bounty hunters
Cherry was just waiting outside of the local burger joint, waiting for her friend to come out with their milkshakes, when she saw it: A bike with the word NINJA sprawled across it. As she pondered this discovery, the owner of the bike and his friends appeared. Upon spotting Cherry, they began to mutter menacingly and glare suspiciously at her. Growing nervous, Cherry grabbed her friend and hopped onto their bikes, but not before sending Emilyne a hasty text. They pedaled off, but to their great dismay, the ninja bikers were following them!! Cherry took a shortcut to a safe place, however, and the two girls ate their burgers in peace. When Cherry returned to school, she immeadately informed Emilyne and they concluded that Mr. Peterson sent the ninja bikers as a warning: he had obviously caught wind of this page!




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