Started Tuesday October 23, 07.Well well, looks like you stubled upon my old TOW parody! :D :P The tale of woe and all its characters is (c) of Neopets.inc, I'm just making fun of it. :P
There is now a LDP parody! its at the bottom of this page.
Hooray! I've gotten lost a total of 179 times! I have officially broken the World record! WOOOOOOT! Anyway, I should stay with these random Gypsies that just HAPPEN to be here!
Oh hello little girl! Would you like to hear a SCARY story?
Sure! That sounds great!
(One scary story later)
And then, they had to wait for 6 MONTHS FOR THERE PLOT PRIZES!
AHHHH that was scary!
Now, would you like to here about neovia?
Once upon a time, there was an evil Krawk who turned everyone into monsters, then they asked a ghost to help them, but he turned them into ghost instead. The end.
COOOOL Well I'm going night-night now.
What a nice rest. Now, LETS GO GET LOST AGAIN!
Wow! I stumbled upon Neovia! Lets check out that burnt down building!
Cool! I found 1,000,000 Neopoints and a SoS! Oh, and this locket. Lets leave the rest of THIS junk behind and take THAT!
(Yet again later)
Hi Sssidny! Do you know this locket?
Hi random meepit! Do you know this locket?
AAAAAHHHHH (runs away)
Hi Philp! Do you know this locket?
Oh well…. I'LL GO GET LOST AGAIN!
Wow! A shack! I'll wait for two days outside!
(Two days later)
WHOA WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
I'm Gilly! Is this your locket?
Why yes it is! Please give it to me.
NOW GET OUT!
Hmmmm a big spooky cave……. I'll go in for no real reason!
(inside the cave)
OH NOES! IT'S A SHADOW! I better set a trap for it!
(sets up trap)
(Monster comes in, looks at mirror, and walks away)
DURNIT! (moves lamppost)
(Monster comes in, looks at mirror, and walks away)
DURNIT! (moves lamppost)
(Monster comes in, looks at mirror, and walks away)
DURNIT! (moves lamppost)
(This continues for some time)
(Monster trips over lamppost and misses chair)
GAAAA! (Grabs chair and slams bruno on head)
OW! That hurt!
DIE MONSTER! (Slams again)
(The following joke was made by neokitten322254)Bruno:
I'm not liking thisGilly:
DIE MONSTER! (Slams again)
(20 times later)Bruno:
I see shiny sparkles...Twinkle, Twinkle....
(500 times later)Bruno:
This is getting fun...
(1000 times later)Bruno:
And that kids, is why you never trust an orc with your shoes.
(Thanks to neokitten322254 for the idea above)Gilly:
DIE MONSTER! (Slams again)
STOP IT! (chases)
AHHHHH!!!! (Runs to shack)
Hey little girl! Have any OTHER memories of mine?
BRUNO! What happened to you?
I followed a small young boy who dueled some dude with a black mask with a lightsaber. After that, I made that cave my home. You?
(Explains) And after that, I started to collect One eyed kittys! (hugs)
I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!
…..Yeaaaa Lets go find Ilere!
Can I come?
Lemme think….. NO!
Go play with some mad kacheek whos obsessed with anagrams
LETS GO GET LOST!
Hey that's my line!
(Later ONCE AGAIN)
Hey lookie! A stick!
LET'S POKE THAT HISSI WITH IT!
You didn't poke me!
You didn't poke me!
You didn't poke me!
This is fun!
(After finding the right path)
Hey look a cliff! Lets make a vine rope!
YOUR ROPE IS TO WEAK
Oh, ok….WHOA WHO SAID THAT (looks around)
(makes another rope)
YOUR ROPE IS TOO WEAK
(makes another rope)
YOUR ROPE IS TOO WEAK
(makes another rope)
YOUR ROPE IS TOO SHORT
(makes another rope)
YOUR ROPE IS TOO WEAK
(Much, MUCH later)
Alright! I got the rope done!
And while you where doing that, I jumped off and landed safely.
And I used my stick to fly down.
So.... basically I wasted 20 hours makeing a pointless rope?
Yea pretty much.
Its not a total loss, it is tasty......
(After they remembered where they were going in the first place)Sophie:
Bruno, next time we decide to go to a evil earth faerie's house in the middle of the haunted woods........ BRING A MAP!Gilly:
COOL ITS A GHOST MEEPIT! I've always wanted one of those!
YOU MISS AND THE MEEPIT RUNS OFF!Gilly:
Fast little bugger isn't he?Bruno:
Oh come on. How long could this POSSIBLY take?
(Several hours later)Sophie:
GET BACK HERE YOU FREAK OF NATURE!Gilly:
*sigh* I guess we'll never catch them.... I know! LETS PLAY MEEPIT JUICE BREAK!Sophie:
(3 games of meepit juice break later)Bruno:
Wow gilly! How did you score 3000 points? I can't even get past level 2!Gilly:
I've gotten a lot of practice in between plot updatesSophie:
Gilly, whats in your pocket?Gilly:
Umm..... A glass of meepit juice......Bruno:
OMG! GILLY STOLE MEEPIT JUICE!Gilly:
NO I DIDN'T! IT JUST APPEARED IN MY POCKET!n00b:
LYK OMG I'l/l REp0tNG J00!Gilly:
N00B ALERT! *sprays n00b-be-gone spray at n00b*n00b:
(And so, with the n00b Repealed, Gilly and the gang continue to chase the meepits)Sophie:
If we don't catch these things in the next few minutes, they WILL pay....Gilly:
I know! Let feed them meepit juice! (gives)Bruno:
OMG IT WENT THROUGH THE MEEPIT! Oh well more for me.Sophie:
why didn't it work?Gilly:
Duh! they didn't like the color!Sophie:
OHHHHHH right! lets try.... BLUE meepit juice!
Sophie adds random stuff into the juice, and it turns BLUE!Sophie:
OK, lets try it now! (gives to meepit)
THE MEEPIT JUICE GOES THROUGH THE MEEPITS BODY!Gilly:
I guess they didn't like that color either.
TRY GHOST MEEPIT JUICE YOU DORKS!Gilly:
Oh that make sen......WHO SAID THAT?
Sophie adds more stuff into the juice and it turns Ghost!Gilly:
Here, have some juice!Bruno:
OH BOY! (tries to drink) Shoot! it went through my body.....Gilly:
NOT YOU! oh great bruno, you used the last of..... HOLY KAU'S! IT FILLED ITSELF UP AGAIN!Bruno:
AHHHHHHHHH! (runs away)Sophie:
Very big.... Not very bright.Gilly:
Very true.... Anyway...(feeds meepit)Meepit:
Awwww he likes it!Gilly:
Wait..... then that means he eats ghosts...... which he has to kill for....Gilly:
...........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (runs off)Sophie:
I gotta check the contents of her breakfast.
And so, with braveness and a disturbing need to run around in circles, Sophie collect all 7 meepits and made her way to Ileres big creepy doorSophie:
Mister Krawkly, just zip it, ok?
Hmmmmm I COULD knock on the door.... or i could make these meepits dance to open it! Yea, I'll do that!Meepit:
Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep!Sophie:
Meepits do rap?
The door opens......Gilly:
How did you....Gilly:
Ilere Made us cookies!Bruno:
What happened after you two ran off?Bruno:
We ran off?Sophie:
Hi Sophie! Want a cookie?Sophie:
MY COOKIES! *attacks Ilere*Ilere:
BAD BRUNO! NO COOKIES FOR YOU! *zap*Bruno:
Ow...... Sophie! Ilere zapped me! ;~;Sophie:
NO ONE ZAPS MY OLDER BROTHER! *zap*Gilly:
YAAAAY! MAGIC FIGHT! *grabs popcorn*Sophie:
TAKE THIS! *zap*Ilere:
That was nothing! TAKE THIS! *zap*Sophie:
I laugh at that pitiful zap! *zap*
Ok, you win..... What where you doing here again?Sophie:
No clue.... Oh right! we want to know about the SoSIlere:
Well for starters, it does 15 dark icons anSophie:
Nonono The Spirit of Slumber, not the Sword Of SkardsenIlere:
Oh..... He died. that all i know.Sophie:
Outside the gladeSophie:
Well that was a huge waste of time.Gilly:
At least we got cookies!Bruno:
What do we do now?Sophie:
Hmmmmm..... I know! We'll summon him with a potion! All we need is his name.Gilly:
Why do we need his name?Sophie:
.........Ummm..... Because to book says we do, OK? NEVER QUESTION THE BOOK!Gilly:
.....Ok.... Lets ask THE BRAIN TR-Sophie:
Why not? the brain tree knows a lot of stuffBruno:
Ya! If it weren't for him, my wallet would be in the stomach of meepits! Thankfully, I was able to keep it safe thanks to his advise.Gilly:
What happened to your wallet?Bruno:
I ate it.Sophie:
YOU ATE YOUR WALLET?Bruno:
It was good too!Gilly:
Is there anything you WON'T eat?Bruno:
Well yea. I won't eat neopets.Gilly:
.......Hey look we're at the brain tree!Brain tree:
SOPHIE! Why did you stick the item I gave you on my back?Sophie:
It was FRIGGEN WORTHLESS!Brain tree:
Well what do you want?Gilly:
Do you know the Spirit of Slumbers real name?Brain tree:
Yes, but you must tell me when he died! MWHAHAHAHAAAABruno:
Awwww..... Lets go ask the Esophagor!Sophie:
Once again, NO!Gilly:
He asked me for an unbuyable, so I zapped himBruno:
Your good at making enemies, huh?
(At the Esophagor)Esophagor:
SSSOOOOOOOOPPPPPHHHHHHHIIIIIEEEE!!!! YYYYOOOOOUUUUUU DDDDDDIIIIIIDDDDDNNNNNN'TTTTTTT FFFFEEEEEEDDDDDD MMMEEEEEEEEEEGilly:
Do you HAVE to talk like that?Esophagor:
No, but its funner.Bruno:
Really? Let me try! DDDDDOOOOOOOO YYYYOOOOOUUUUU KKKNNNNNOOOOWWWW WHHEEENNNNN TTTTTTHHHHEEEEE SSSSSPPPPIIIIRRRRRIIIIITTTTT OOOOFFFFFF SLLLUUUUUMMMMMBBBBEEEERRRR DDDDIIIIIEEEEDDDD? Wow! he's right!Esophagor:
TTTTHHHAAAAAATTTTSSS NNNNNOOOOTTTTTT HHHHHIIIIIISSSSS NNNNAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE. TEEEEELLLLLLL MMMEEEEE HHHHHIIIIIISSSSS NNNAAAAMMMMMEEEE FFFFIIIIRRRRSSSSTTTT.Sophie:
Great! Now what do?Bruno:
I know! LETS DIG UP ALL THE GRAVES IN THE WOODS!Gilly:
ALRIGHT! Wait why?Sophie:
Yeah, why? We need a good reason so whoever takes care of the graves will let us.Bruno:
Ummmm.... How about, 'We need to make sure everything is in the right place'?Sophie:
Nah that won't work..... How about 'We need to find the Spirit of Slumbers bones so we can save a town'?Gilly:
THATS A GREAT EXCUSE! LETS GO!
(At the game graveyard)Gilly:
*sniff* Rest in piece Techo says. You where my favorite game. *hugs tombstone*Bruno:
OMELETTE DEFENDER!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!Sophie:
If your done mourning, lets head for the caretakers house.Gilly
*Sniff* Ok, I'm doneBruno:
That tombstone was tasty....
(at the grave keepers house)Grave keeper:
HELP! SOMEONE STOLE MY BOOKS!Sophie:
Oh really? We'll help you find them!Gilly:
I bet if we get REALLY, REALLY LOST, we'll find the books TOTALLY by accident!Bruno:
Sounds like a plan to me!
(After getting really, really, REALLY lost.)Sophie:
How does that blumaroo do this?Bruno:
He wanders around in no particular direction till he finds what he's looking forGilly:
Look! there are the books!
Suddenly, the pant devil comes out of a trapdoorPant devil:
NOOOOOO SOMEONE FOUND MY SECRET HEADQUARTERS!Sophie:
So you mean that everything you've ever stolen is down that door?Pant devil:
You saw nothing.......(runs away)Gilly:
..... Well that was weird, what say we return the books and then come back here after the whole plots over?Bruno:
Sounds like a good idea!Sophie:
Why don't we just take everything now?Gilly:
What kind of an idea is that?Bruno:
Yeah! That would be stealing!Sophie
Fine, well come back later.
(back at the grave keepers house)Grave keeper:
YAY! MY BOOKS! (Hugs books) Your safe and sound! And I'll NEVER lose you again!Sophie:
Can we borrow them and dig up all the graves in the woods?Grave keeper:
Your books.Grave keeper:
I have books?Sophie:
I'll just borrow them myselfGrave keeper:
(at the graveyard)Sophie:
Well, lets do this together! Gilly, you can run back and forth from my shack to here and grab the stuff I ask for. I don't label my potions, so your gonna have to guess. Bruno, you run around like a manic with this shovel and dig everything up.Bruno:
Can I eat whatever I find?Sophie:
Aside from the bones and the shovel, yes.Gilly:
What do we do after Bruno digs up a grave? Throw a bunch of the potions on a bone and hope it doesn't explode?Sophie:
That's EXACTLY what YOUR going to do.Gilly:
And what are YOU going to do?Sophie:
I'm gonna stand here, and mix this pot.Gilly:
I'm getting the bad end of this deal, aren't I?
(After Sophie started the project, Bruno and Gilly went off to do there jobs....)Bruno:
Digging rocks! Although a little hard, the handles big enough, but the digger is to small and has a small hole in it.Gilly:
Bruno, your holding it upside down.Sophie:
Gilly! I need liquid meepit!Gilly:
OK! (goes to shack)Gilly:
HOLY KAU! How many items are up here?Gilly:
Ummmm.... I'll take THIS ONE!
(Gilly runs back to the graveyard)Sophie:
NONONO! Not Jurble Juice! LIQUID MEEPIT!Gilly:
In my defence, all your stuff look the same, You may want to think about labeling them.Sophie:
Well you got a point, here, I made a batch of bone tester, go test a bone.Gilly:
(One explosion later)Gilly:
This isn't working, Bruno has dug up a total of 2 graves. I can't find the right ingredient to save my life, and Sophie is getting impatient.Bruno:
I know! lets make everyone ELSE in neopia do it! and promise that they can keep what they find, while WE sit down and do NOTHING!Gilly:
Sounds like a plan to me!
Good job! We found the spirit of slumbers bones!Gilly:
Too bad Bruno ate the headstone.Sophie:
I was hungry.....Gilly:
Well what do we do now?Sophie:
Simple! Lets cross off EVERY GRAVESTONE in EVERY GRAVEYARD in the haunted woods!Gilly:
Whatever is left MUST be the SoS Real name!Bruno:
Why don't we just look at the gravestones around him? He's gotta be around the same age. Then we go tell the brain tree when he died and he'll give us the name.Sophie:
True, but MY way will take DAYS!Bruno:
Well, shes got me there.
And so, with a quick link to the house and 100 Gallons of red paint, Bruno, Gilly, Sophie, and everyone in neopia Start to mark the gravesGilly:
Theres an unmarked gave!100 Neopians:
(Gilly gets trampled)Gilly:
Hey Gilly! I marked a grave! See?Gilly
Bruno, you didn't HAVE to pull the stone out of the ground.Bruno:
Lets find the name!Grave keeper:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OUT!Gilly:
AHHHHHH! (refreshes screen)Gilly:
Hey he disappeared. He must be magic!Sophie:
Silly Gilly! Magic doesn't exist!Gilly:
But your a-Bruno:
I Found the book! Wow! 20 people died on Christmas last year!Gilly:
Did you mark the name we found?Bruno:
Yep. Hey wait.... He was a robot jetsam.Gilly:
....How can a robot die and leave bones?Bruno:
I dunno. Oh well! (crosses name off)
(This continues for about 4 days)Sophie:
ALRIGHT! We found the Spirit of Slumbers real name!Gilly:
YAY! But who would name their kid Jubart Igig?Bruno:
I had A friend named Herman Dorfdrap. We played all day long.... Until the potion anyway.Sophie:
Oh ya! I remember him!I hope he's not mad.Gilly:
Lets go make to potion so I can meet him!
And so, Gilly Bruno and Sophie went to Sophie's shackGilly:
OK, now what are doing?Sophie:
We're going to make a potion, whoever drinks it will be inhabited by the SoS.Gilly:
Who would be DUMB enough t-Bruno:
We found our man!
OK, it changed color, thats a good *BOOM*..... DURNIT!
Is it Suppose to be all black and bubbly like that?
I don't think you used enough of that brown stuff.Sophie:
OK! This should work! (puts in neocola can)Bruno! You thirsty?Bruno:
OH BOY! NEOCOLA!(Drinks the whole can)
Bruno grows A lot of hairBruno:
COOL! THE CURE FOR BALDNESS! WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!Sophie:
If any neopet in neopia HAD that problem, yes we would.Gilly:
Back to potion making?Sophie:
Back to potion making.
SHOOT! I dropped the spoon into the pot.
FINALLY! OK Bruno, Have some more neocola!Bruno:
COOL! A one time use DOWNSIZE!Sophie:
Hmm... We can get rich selling that...
ITS GONNA EAT US! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Wow! That went a LOT quicker!Gilly:
Probably due to the fact that we locked Bruno in the closet, huh?Bruno:
Can I come out now?Sophie:
Sure! i got more neocola for you to!Bruno:
The Spirit of Slumber shows upSoS:
What do you want? I was taking a nap.Sophie:
We want you to....Wait you take naps?SoS:
They call me the Spirit of SLUMBER. What do you expect?Sophie:
Right.....Well can you cure neovia?SoS:
Sure, but after that, LET ME NAP!
(And so, they all headed for neovia)Gilly:
(Starts singing) Boys and girls of every age, would you like to see something strange, come with us and you will see, this our town of halloween..Sophie:
This is halloween, this is..... DARNIT NOW THAT SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD!Gilly:
Hey Sophie? Wana go trick or treating after this?Sophie:
Sure sounds fun.Gilly:
The best part is, you don't need a costume.Sophie:
Yeah thats.....Wait..... GIL-SoS:
Ok, We're here.Sophie:
How are you going to cure them?SoS:
Poof! All done!
The SoS LeavesBruno:
Wow, that can of neocola warps you! COOL!Gilly:
OH NOES! THE TOWNSFOLK ARE MONSTERS!Bruno:
Yep, Hermans still mad.Sophie:
O....M.....G...... I LEFT MY MEWCLOPS ON FIRE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (runs off)Gilly:
......OK, What are WE going to do now?Bruno:
LOOK! ITS KRAWKLY!Krawkly:
Hey Gilly! Want to play tag?Gilly:
OH boy would I!Krawkly:
Try to catch me!Gilly:
WEEEE! (runs off)Bruno:
...Great.... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH(runs away)Gravestones:
NOW WE WILL GET REVENGE FOR YOU MARKING US WITH RED PAINT!Gilly:
OH NO! This calls for A WEAPON! (grabs shovel)Gilly:
RUN! SHES CRAZY! (hops away)Gilly:
Wow, that was easy.Krawkly:
Come and catch me!Gilly:
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!Gilly:
Oh noes! More baddies!Tree:
Looks like its time for the mask...Tree:
Shes putting something on here face...Gilly:
PHEER THE NINJA!Tree:
(Being a kids site and all, I don't think I should show the rest of the fight, so I'll skip right to the asylum)Krawkly:
Now lets play hide and go seek!Gilly:
Hmmm.... WOW THAT SOUNDS GREAT! LETS GO!Krawkly:
just go inside this big spooky house, I'll hide as a flower.Gilly:
WE'RE MAD AT YOU!Herman:
I'll go first!
Bruno is attack by HERMAN DORFDRAPBruno:
Look! Its a meepit!Herman:
Where? (Turns around)Bruno:
*POW* Thanks Meepit!
Bruno wins the fight! You gain 100 EXP!Bennie:
HERMAN! NOOOOOOOO! GRRR!Bruno:
Bruno is attacked Bennie the Jub!Bruno:
6 ARMS??? ARE YOU KIDDING?Bennie:
I know it was a stupid wish, but hey, they are fun!Bruno:
Be you can't touch your toes without bending your knees!Bennie:
Your on! Eh.......eh.... Can't.....Reach...Bruno:
*POW* I WIN!
Bruno Wins the fight! You gain 349 EXP!Townsfolk:
LETS GET HIM!Bruno:
Figures that this path leads to a dead end.Townsfolk:
Now, LETS GET HIM!Bruno:
WAIT! Before you turn me into mushie paste, I gotta know. Where did you get those H4000 Helmets?Townsfolk:
....Well uh....You see..... PANT DEVIL HE'S ON TO US! (they all run away)Bruno:
..... I better take this chance to run to my parents basement!
Poor mewclops! Are you ok?Mewclops:
OK, I better make a potion to cure the townsfolk! I hope Bruno is ok!
Ok, Lets start by drying out 9 grams of brainroot!
17 seconds laterSophie:
HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?
10 minutes laterSophie:
I'm growing OLD here!
8 minutes laterSophie:
At last! Its done drying! Now to SOAK IT!
(After she EVENTUALLY Figures out the right combo)Sophie:
Hmmm... Who to test it on....Mewclops:
Yay! A new lab rat!Mewclops:
Your Mewclops will now be call Pooky McDroolish!Pooky:
A NAME CHANGING POTION! I'M GONNA BE RICH!
(Sadly, Sophie forgot what she did, so she decided to make another potion)
Lets try something HARDER!Sophie:
Ok.... now when the Sansum Is totally burned, I'll Crush it then dry it out.....Wait, if it's burned, then its dried out already.... and how can I dry it out after I crush it? ARGG!Sophie:
Ok! Its ready to go!Pooky:
Pooky grows a Bearhog head!Sophie:
Cool! It chases itself!Pooky:
Now lets include something I don't know how to make!Sophie:
I think I'll let everyone figure this out, my TV shows on.
And so, after HOURS of potion mixing, Everyone decided that we should ask Sophie for a hint.guest:
Figures I was the one who got the short straw.
Come on.... Come on..... TOUCHDOWN! HAUNTED WOODS IS GOING TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP! HAUNTED WOODS IS........guest:
You like football?Sophie:
You saw nothing. What do you want?guest:
We want to know how to make Spectral Essence.Sophie:
Ummm.... I think you need Bloodfern loaf and Slorgblossem...guest:
Ok. thanks for the tip....Sophie:
If you tell anyone, your a mortog, got it?
(And so, The neopians eventually made the potion right)Sophie:
Ok! Lets give this to Pooky!Pooky:
MWHAHAHA! THE WORLD IS MINE!Sophie:
Oh drat. That didn't work eitherSloth fan:
ALL HAIL DOC SLOTH!
After the sloth fan stole the entire pot, Sophie turned him into a mootix and sold him for 800K. Oh, and they also started to work on the potions again
This is so dang ANNOYING! Ok, I'll try the second most complicated potion EVER, If this doesn't work, i'll set a new record for most.Sophie:
OH! Roo Island plays altador today! I gotta see how this turns out!(Leaves)guest:
....Yeah, Lets get started.
A big hand to carazay_ for this joke!Gilly:
We interrupt this boring potion mixing with these news messages: Bruno has caught the villagers with H4000 helmets-will they be convicted of stealing? Find out the juicy secrets! (holds paw to ear) Hold on! I'm getting a newsflash! Someone's telling me to... stop?Sophie:
Ok! Lets feed it to Pooky!guest:
I Think that Pookies getting full...Pooky:
Fine... I need something to test it on...N00b:
OMG! I WnT @ P@NTBSH!Sophie:
The n00b turns into Picasso art!Sophie:
Hmmm I bet we can sell him to a museum. How does an asking price of 1 Million neopoints sound?guest:
More then he's worth, but hey, why not?
I can't believe Roo island won! I'm so upset, I'll make the final composite one of 3 different things! MWHAHAHA
(After everyone in neopia worked on this problem for a while, they had found ice plasm! The ones who had it gleefully taunted those who didn't, and those who didn't continued to search for it)guest:
Sophie! PLEASE HELP US! We've been at this for DAYS!Sophie:
Fine. I'll write a list of what to do for each. *Writewritewrite* Here, now leave me alone. (Slams door)guest:
Great! Look guys! She gave us a list!Everyone who didn't have ice:
OK! For Mist we.....Uh-oh.... I can't read it!Everyone:
(After hiring a detective to understand the writing, They found out how to make the stuff)Sophie:
OK! I'm not going to bother to test this one, so LETS GO TRY IT OUT!
Boy, Krawkly is good at hiding! I've look for about a week now and I can't find him.Gilly:
I guess he's not in this room. I better look in another one!Gilly:
Lets go through this door!Gilly:
Hmm... this room looks familiar....I better go through THIS door!Gilly:
WOW! this room looks like.....the last...one...Gilly:
I wonder....(opens door) (runs across room) (Opens door)Gilly:
Now, I'll Put my arm through one door and....(Arm shows up in other door) HOLY KAU!
(Gilly EVENTUALLY finds the room with the lamppost)Gilly:
Hmmm... This Lamppost might come in handy! (pulls out of ground)Gilly:
Now where am I going to put this thing.....Gilly:
Hmmm.... I got outside.....Now what?Gilly:
I better find a room full of zombies!
And so, Gilly runs around for several hours, until she finds the room....Gilly:
Eh? RUN! SHES GOT A LAMPPOST!Gilly:
....OK... Hmm.. Doesn't look like that guy under the table is gonna make it, I'll go though his pockets.Gilly:
Wow! A key! No neopoints though. ;~; oh well.
Gilly continues to run aroundGilly:
Hmm... another dead guy... LETS GO THROUGH HIS POCKETS!Gilly:
DURNIT! Would it kill them to carry some spare neopoints? Wait never mind.Gilly:
Lets open this closet.... COOL A SHOVEL! (grabs) Wonder if Krawkly Buried himself outside, I'll go see.
After Gilly digs up the entire gardenGilly:
Shoot! Just found a bone, no Krawkly. Well, I better find the owner of this bone!Gilly:
Awww... its a cute little zombmutt!Mutt:
Want a bone?Mutt:
RUFF! (grabs bone)Gilly:
I bet he would like the pile of bones I found. I'll set him lose after i explore this place.Gilly:
Hmm... 6 doors... I BETTER OPEN THEM ALL!Gilly:
Darn, this one won't open.Gilly:
SHOOT I BROKE THAT HANDLE! (Tries to glue back on)Gilly:
THIS ONE OPENED!(looks inside)Gilly:
I found you Krawkly! (grabs flower) I better go show Sophie!Sophie:
Ok, Maybe neovia is this way.....Gilly:
I found mister Krawkly! (gives flower)Sophie:
...Ummm... Thats a flower....Gilly:
Yeah! Krawkly said he was disguised as it.Sophie:
I better put this in my potion!Sophie:
Good work Gilly! Now we can save neovia!
(At neovia)Mayor Thumburt:
HAHA! YOU SHALL NEVER GET TO THE WELL!Sophie:
Oh noes! Its the PENGUIN!Mayor:
My name is Thumburt.Bruno:
I'LL SAVE YOU SOPHIE!*POW*Mayor:
OW! That hurt! GRRRRRRR!Sophie:
OH NO! THE PENGUIN IS TURNING INTO THE HULK!Mayor:
My name is THUMBURT!Bruno:
Don't slip on that banana peel!Mayor:
O....M.....G..... ITS KING KONG!Mayor:
I'M THE PENGUIN! No, Wait... ARRRRRGGGGG!Gilly:
OK...Who does the final blow on him?
Voting is OVER! from least to most:
Bruno 4 vote
Reggie 4 vote
Sophie 5 vote
Gilly 15 votes
Kass 23 votes
And the winner is.....
HOBAN! 29 votesSophie:
OK Kong, take this! (points stick at mayor) Zap him!.....Zap him!...... What wrong with this thing?Gilly:
Hmm... I can't find my mask. Can't kick butt without the maskBruno:
Ummm... I took a bath in gasoline and.... if my eye itches during the fight I....might...go...blind...Sophie:
.....of ALL our excuses, yours is the most pathetic.Hoban:
(Hears cheers of fans) GIVE ME BACK MY HAT YOU FANGIRL!Sophie:
Hey look! HOBAN WILL SAVE US!Hoban:
Huh? I will? Who decided that?Gilly:
The 29 people who voted for you, have fun!(Runs)Hoban:
HOW AM I GOING TO BEAT THIS OVERGROWN TURKEY?Sophie:
Your problem. (Runs)Mayor:
..... Hey look over here or I'll pelt you with rubber bands!Mayor:
Ha! I'm not going to.....AHHHHHH RUBBER BAND ASSAULT!Hoban:
YAY! My rubber band plan worked!....Uh oh.Mayor:
Hmm... According to this map, I'M LOST! WOO!Mayor:
MY NAME IS...Wait no one got it wrong? YAY!Hoban:
Ok, NOW I'm on the right track. According to the map, 5 more steps and I'll find a swamp.(SLORP)...And I step in it and now I'm stuck.Mayor:
Best pair of shoes too...(POP) Well some fan girls gonna find that and sell it for 2 million, but I'm free! (Hops away)Mayor:
RA(SLORP) Hey! What the heck?Hoban:
WOO HOO! HIS MASSIVE BULK IS DRAGGING HIM TO THE BOTTOM! He'll break out soon, so I better run.Hoban:
Which I can't, cause I lost my shoe... I know! FLIP-FLOPS!Hoban:
Ow....ouch....ow.... never wear Flip-flops in the OW ...haunted woods. EE
Has anyone seen Hoban?Bonju:
I DIDN'T DO IT!
(back to the story)Mayor:
Oh crud! This calls for the power of my HAT! Now how does this thing work again? Umm... (Shake shake) No... ZAP HIM!....nooo..... Maybe I should just wrap it around my arm and punch him.Mayor:
RA(WAP) OW! (Thud)Hoban:
HORRAH! I BEAT THE PENGUINMayor:
MY NAME I(WAP) Ow (thud)Sophie:
Good job Hoban! Now I'll turn him into a petpetpet! *poof*Gilly:
HORRAY! Now lets save neovia!
(pours potion down well)Sophie:
Lets go home. Roo island is playing haunted woods for the championship tonight and I don't want to miss it.
(the next day)Herman:
Welcome to neovia!Sophie:
YAY IT WORKED!Reggie:
Hi! Who are you?Reggie:
...I'm your brother....Reggie..Bruno:
I have a brother?Sophie:
You forgot about Reggie?Bruno:
Never heard of him.Sophie:
Bruno! Drink the cure!Bruno:
...It didn't work.Bruno:
You mean I get to stay buff? ALRIGHT!Gilly:
Well, we beat the bad guys, saved the town and reunited A family..... TIME TO DANCE!
You kinda need to know the dance to get this Final joke. If you know the dance, CONTINUE! if not, learn it. NOW!It also helps if you have the song. If you have it avalable, play it!
Whoever's singing is dancing that part of the song.Sophie:
Bruno! Pop the CD into the player.. IT MACARENA TIME!Gilly:
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria MacarenaBruno:
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buenaSophie:
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, MacarenaReggie:
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria MacarenaBennie:
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buenaMayor:
Eep eep eep eep eep eep eep eep eep eep eep eepPooky:
COME ON EVERYBODY JOIN!Hoban:
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria MacarenaSoS:
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buenaIlere:
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarenaguest:
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria MacarenaNightsteed:
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buenaSloth:
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, MacarenaKing Kelpbeard:
Do we even know what these words mean?Sophie:
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria MacarenaDarkest faerie statue:
(Does nothing)Pant devil:
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, MacarenaGuroo:
are we done yet?Sophie:
One more round.Scarblade:
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria MacarenaMeepit overlord:
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buenaJudge hog:
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria MacarenaEVERYONE:
Ok we can stop now.....Gilly.... you can turn it off now....Gilly:
I can't! I CAN'T STOP DANCING!Bruno:
I can't either!Sophie:
And so, They continued to dance for about 3 days, until the CD started to skip long enough for Gilly to turn it off!
Hey Sophie! Its been about 4 months, but the plot prizes JUST came out!Sophie:
YAY! Lets go check them out!
PP stands for Plot Points.
Oh sure, HOBAN gets the most expensive prize.Bruno:
Hey this is weird, listen to the description: Hobans sandals. Just like any other pair, but Hoban wore them, which makes them special.
Whats my foam finger doing here?guest:
Ilere cookies: These little delights are made with Ileres super secret recipe.Sophie:
So whats in em?Ilere:
You don't want to know.
Sophie battle plushie? Durn, I spent to much points on the cookies. ;~;Gilly:
Don't worry. It only does like 4 icons.Bruno:
Oh good, I thought I missed something good.Gilly:
.....Of each type.
Must not....go back....to trauma....that was....vine rope.... part.....
YAY! I can buy my own book!Gilly:
Wait a minute....NOT A SINGLE ITEM HERE HAS MY NAME IN IT!Sophie:
SO? I WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE THING IN THE FIRST PLACE!Bruno:
Have a cookie.Sophie:
Whats REALLY Weird is the fact that I can find this stuff with less fancy names in a normal shop.Prize keeper:
Now remember to sell those when the hype about them is high before everyone figures out that they are worthless!ssonic5_return:
Now, you can choose a prize for your page! One per customer though.
Next parody will be lost desert! B)
YAY! I won some Awards!
Oh yes, Link to me pictures!
Lost desert parodyJazan:
Can I come in?Guard:
I'll pay you 4 neopoints.Guard:
Come on in!Jazan:
Hi princess! Can I marry you? We'll be happy and eat cookies and rebuild a city an-Amira:
Shut up. NO.Jazan:
Durnit. I'll be back later.Tomos:
Hey look Nable! A guy on a Uni is riding away! LETS FOLLOW HIM ON FOOT!
I hope the new plot is out.Fortune teller:
Come with me.guest:
I want to show you a big rock.guest:
I don't think i should...Fortune teller:
You'll get an avvie if you help me.guest:
COUNT ME IN! WOO!
Stupid idea. StupidStupidStupidStupidStupid Idea.Nable:
WHOA! A big, deserted city! Lets look for MONEY!
(Meanwhile again)Fortune teller:
Ok, here's how this works. I'll give you vague clues that you gotta figure out and find a scroll, then get lost in the temple of 100 tombs until you find. the ONE room thats on the parchment.guest:
Then what do I do?Fortune teller:
Then, take the dirty tablet and clean it up, put it in this big stone, and then do it all over again.guest:
Ok! Sounds fair to me! Lets go!Fortune teller:
I see.... Someone with a bunch of time on hand writing a parody of this plot...ssonic5_return:
Why do I have a feeling that I'm being watched?guest:
Ummm try again.Fortune teller:
Ok..... I see ancient pharaohs laid at rest.guest:
Hmmm... I know! I'LL RAID THE PHARAOH'S PJ DRAWER!guest:
Durn, no scroll. Oh well, I think I'll play a game now.Guard:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?guest:
OMG GTG BYE!guest:
For some weird reason, I'm going to play pyramids! WOO!guest:
Alright! All i need is a jack or a 9 and I'll win......DURNIT!guest:
Ok, now all I need is a king or a jack........DURNIT!guest:
......WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! I WON FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!
(Scroll falls on head)guest:
Ow! Hey look a scroll! LETS GO TO THE TOMB!guest:
Theres something written above the door!
Bright guardian of the night
Window into the soulguest:
That probably means something REALLY important, but I don't care right now, WOO!guest:
1,000 tombs.....I'm looking for one.....This could take a while.guest:
OK I'm looking for... a red do- no wait is that orange? Ok I'll go for orange door thats shaped like a little....egg thing....With a squiggly line....guest:
Hmmm... Lets go through THIS door! Its not orange, and is shaped like a square, but it DOES have a squiggly line above it!guest:
AHHHHH SPIKE PIT! I'll hang here for half an hour.
Durn, not one shiny object here. ;~;Nable:
Even the guy on the uni disappeared!Tomos:
Oh well, lets go home.Jazan:
WHEW! There gone. Thankfully, they didn't explore the west part, which is FULL of shiny objects!
So what have you found out about Qasala?Enarka:
It was a big city, but a sandstorm came along and ruined the city, and they all died.Enarka:
Unless of course the sandstorm was made by an evil king who wanted to live forever, but what are the odds of that?Amira:
Really? Wow, ok.
YAY! I'm out! now to find the stupid stone....
(many hours later)guest:
HERES the STUPID door! (Enters)guest:
OMG ITS A SLIME MONSTER! AHHHH!Monster:
Actually I'm made of jelly, do you want this rock?guest:
Yes please.Jelly monster:
Ok, here you go.guest:
Thanks! Now to go find a way to clean it!guest:
Of course! The toy fix-it shop!Donny:
I can fix that for 300 NP!guest:
Its a price for the plot..Donny:
Don't worry, dirt like this comes off quickly if you scrub it with nitro glycerin.
THAT WAS COOL! BLOW MORE STUFF UP!Donny:
I better go find another rock....Jelly monster:
My rock blew up. ;~;Jelly monster:
Well here have another one, I got plenty.guest:
Don't worry, THIS time it didn't blow up!guest:
No kaboom? Awww...Fortune teller:
YAY! Now put the small rock in the big rock!guest:
All done! Now what?Fortune teller:
Do it 11 more times.guest:
.....Well you know what they say!guest:
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless!Fortune teller:
I know I've heard that before.....Fortune teller:
Anyway......I see debris on a frigid battlefield.guest:
Ummmm..... I KNOW! Everyone is made that the snow beast won't show up, so they probably been throwing trash at him! I have to go clean the advent calender!guest:
Hmmmm not a lot of trash....... and no scroll. ;~;guest:
Hmmm? AHHHH SNOWBALLS!The scarf:
ALRIGHT! THIS MEANS WAR! SNOW WAR!
(One snow war later)guest:
I AM VICTORIOUS! (Bonk) Owww! Hey another scroll!guest:
To The ToaTT!guest:
Hmmm maybe we should of named it the temple of a series of tomb, then I could nickname it TOAST.guest:
Hmmm.... Yellow door...... with a little....AWWWW its a cute little fishie....*ahem* And its a rectangle.....
(5 hours later)guest:
WOW! Its the door!guest:
Wow, a really big riddle....HEY A ROCK ON THE FLOOR! Forget the riddle.*leaves*
(Repeat Donny part)guest:
I GOT THE ROCK CLEANED!Fortune teller:
Good! Now.....I see a rivalry of five.guest:
A rivalry of five.... I KNOW! I need to fight 5 battle opponents at once!guest:
Wait, the poogle races are about to start! Must go there first.....
(At the poogle races)guest:
Ummmm....I'll choose....POOGLE NUMBER 5!guest:
And I'll feed him some omelette!Announcer of DOOOOOOM:
The races are about to start!guest:
Alri(bonk) OW! OH YAY A SCROLL!Announcer:
AND NUMBER 5 VINS!guest:
HORRAY! I won 400 NP and a new avvie! YAAAAY!guest:
Oh right.... TO THE TOAST!
|Something has happened!|
You eat a piece of toast! YUM!
MMMM... Now, TO THE TEMPLE OF 1,000 TOMBS!guest:
Heres the door i think.... WOAH ITS A FAERIE STATUE!
Whosoever shall speak the prophecy here, shall be rewarded with treasures beyond compare.guest:
Hmmm........ I know! *ahem* Cookies shall take over the world.guest:
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH(thud)Ow....I guess that wasn't it...
While we're waiting to find the tomb, lets check out the haunted woods news!Gilly:
Hello out there, we recently discovered a new use for anti-gravity goo, and also a power shortage near terror mountain, but first, heres bruno with the weather.Bruno:
HAHA bet you though you would never see me again huh? Anyhoo, from the looks of it, It will be gloomy all day over the woods, slight showers, and, depending on my sis's mood, it may or may not rain morthogs.Gilly:
Thank you, Bruno, In other news, a power shortage near terror mountian has been blamed on a mad scientists urge to create the perfect cookie, The scientist was trying to see if shocking the cookies with 40,000 volts would cook it evenly, he tried this stunt every day for 30 days. More on that later, for now, heres Sophie with sports!Sophie:
GO HAUNTED WOODS! WOOOOO! THEY WIN THE CHAMPIO... How long have you been standing there with that camera?Bruno:
Yep, its gonna rain morthogs today.Gilly:
Poor camera man..... Well thats all for today, thanks for watching!guest:
That was weird....Well while you where watching that, i found the rock and cleaned it!Fortune teller:
I see fortunes cast upon the waters.guest:
....I have NO IDEA what that means....guest:
Maybe i should go SCUB DIVING!guest:
Cool! I'm breathing like Darth vader!guest:
No scroll.... Well lets go fishing!guest:
Curses, another boot.guest:
...Ok, where is it? it hasn't fallen on my head yet.... Cool its in the boot! It didn't fall on my head!
*Lather, rise, repeat*guest:
Heres the rock.Fortune teller:
I see countless eyes.guest:
Hmmmm countless eyes..... Well i have two.... Not Countless....guest:
That kacheek has 2.guest:
That Meepit has 3....wait.... AHHHHHHHHguest:
That 40 head hissi has....80.guest:
I wonder how many eyes a potato have? LET GO COUNT POTATO EYES
(Much, much, MUCH later)guest:
5,362 5,363 5,364 eyes on ALL the potatos!Alton:
Ummm.. i asked for number of potatos.... and there are only 268 of those...guest:
...CR*bonk* WHY DO ALL THESE SCROLLS FALL ON MY HEAD????Sloth:
My plan is working! MWAHAHAHA!
I'm running out of stuff to fill these spots, so next time I'll bring you a recipe for chocolate chip cookies! MMMMMguest:
Got your rock, what now?Fortune teller:
I see a great deal of fun.guest:
A great deal of fun? Well that leaves out the Wheel of Mediocrity!guest:
Hmmm.... A great deal of fun.... LETS GO DO SOMETHING FUN!guest:
Pirate treasure, no scroll.guest:
Throwing hoban overboard, no scroll.guest:
Creating an army and attacking merdell, no scroll.guest:
Going to disneyland, no scroll.guest:
Robbing the hidden tower, no scrollFyora:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
(Much, much MUCH later)guest:
NO SCROLL! GAAAAA!guest:
Fine, I'll go play the wheel of mediocrity.guest:
Come on.... ARRG! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!guest:
I'll spin agai*BONK*.....GAAAAAAAA
*Insert a bunch of bad words*guest:
Ok.... This time it leads me to this room... OMG A scroll on the floor! I'll just pick it up....Whats this gas?...*Yawn* nap time......*SNNOOORRREEE*Skeleton:
Great, this one snores.
Well, while we wait for guest to wake up, Lets do some exercises!
Welcome to 30 minute workout! Hosted by THE SNOWAGER!Snowy:
Welcome to the workout! I hope you'll ha....What are you doing?.... GET AWAY FROM MY STUFF!Snowy:
Well now that my keychains are safe, Lets start with some curls!....Hmmm how am I going to do this ummm....Snowy:
Ok, lets do PUSH-UPS!....Wait I can't do those either....Snowy:
Ummm... ok, lets..... OH forget it, I can't do any exercises at all!Snowy:
I'll go back to guarding my pile of keychains and cheap plushies.guest:
Got the stone clean!Fortune teller:
Don't say fun. PLEASE.Fortune teller:
I see a rule that must be broken.guest:
A rule that must be broken huh? Well their are lots of rules....guest:
Don't walk on the grass. No scrollguest:
No Stealing. No scroll.guest:
Don't poke the bruce. No scroll...But this IS fun.....
After breaking a bunch of rules and escaping the chia cops.guest:
*Sigh* WHAT RULES ARE THERE TO BREAK?guest:
Oh A lever! *pulls*guest:
*bonk* DURNIT WHERE ARE ALL THESE SCROLLS COMING FROM?Sloth:
Yes! Slowly,guest memory of jelly world is being erased, When everyone forgets about it, I'll take over jelly world and will have enough jelly to feed my troops forever! MWHAHAHA!guest:
TO THE TOMB!
While We're waiting for you to find the room, lets watch more TV!
And now, How to set up a Christmas tree! Hosted by CAPTIAN SCARBLADE!Scarblade:
Arrr I'm going to set up this tree so everyone will think I'm nice and give me gifts! ARRR!Scarblade:
First, you untangle the light cords. Now how do i do this.... well lets try.....no that didn't work...Scarblade:
Well lets skip that part. now, set up the base of your tree on a solid floor! *sets up*Benny:
CAPTAIN! We're hitting hard wav-Hey I'm on TV! HI MOM!Scarblade:
GET OUT OF HERE! Anyway, once your base is set up, you ca-....Wheres the base?Scarblade:
Oh there it is! Slipped away!...Get back here!Scarblade:
Ok, now we put the tree In the base....somehow...Scarblade:
And thats how you set up a Christmas tree! hopefully, Santa will put me on the nice list and I'll get a rubber ducky! YAY! I mean a new sword. Yeah.
(Explosion)... Dangit! I blew up half the parody... Well here's the part i didn't blow up.Fortune teller:
Are you done yet?guest:
What did it say?guest:
It says.... *ahem* Don't miss this chance to take advantage of our low intrest rates!Fortune teller:
Thats what it sa- OHHH i was doing it BACKWARDS! BRB.guest:
NOW I'm done! Its says the prince of Qasala Shall make the desert city go away.Fortune teller:
How can you get something like that out o-guest:
Maybe THIS is that prophecy thingy that statue wants. TO THE TOMB!guest:
How come now that i WANT to find it its nowhere to be found???????guest:
Oh here it is.guest:
*Ahem*,the prince of Qasala Shall make the desert city go away.
The compartment opens... and scarabs bury you!guest:
Back to the storyTomos
Ok People, Gather round, I want to annoy and bore you with a speechJazan:
HIIII! Will you marry me now?Amira:
How many times must I say NO to get it into your thick skull??Jazan:
MY SKULL IS NOT THICK! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmira:
Run for you lives! Hes going dragon ball Z on us! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!Jazan:
And now we are in the dimention where I live with my zombies!Nightstead:
Uh Jazan, this isn't your dimention, this is a Carnival ride.Jazan:
Oh.... I better try that again.Tomos:
HOLY KAU'S! OUR SHOE STORE IS GONE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Nable:
What about our friends you dork?Tomos:
.....Good point. Oh well. Lets walk back to that city..... AGAIN.Tomos
I want shoes....
Oh no you don-guest:
I'm going to have to take a bath for WEEKS to get that smell off. Oh well.guest:
Now I'll ju-HOLY KAU WHERE THE HECK DID THE CITY GO?guest:
Oh well. As long as.... no.... NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE FRUIT MACHINES GOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE
....OOOOOOOOOO-k then, while guest is greiving over the fruit machine, Tomos and Nable wander the Desert, trying to find the city.Nable:
Tomos and Nable? Why not Nable and Tomos?Tomos:
Because I'm more popular. Now move.
....and Jazan bring the city of skahment to his dimention.Jazan:
Ok, We're here!Amria:
AHHHH ZOMBIES! EVERYONE RUN!Monster:
Hey! We're MUMMYS! not zombies.Amria:
Oh.... AHHHH MUMMYS! EVERYONE RUN!Jazan:
Will you marry me now?Amria:
well here we are..... Now wha- OHSHINY!Nable:
Why do I get guard duty? Its not like anyones going to find the shiny things....Tomos:
Where?.... HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Nabil:
Nice going dingbat.RUN!Nightsteed:
....Without a map! You guys need a map or you'll get lost!... Oh great. now what?Tomos:
Hey, why isn't he chasing us?Nabil:
How do you know its a he?Tomos:
I dunno. (steps on button)Nightsteed:
(Falls through floor) AHHHHHHHHHHH....WRONG BUTTON!Nabil:
Hey that was ea(steps on button) AHHHHHHHHTomos:
.... we stopped falling.Tomos:
AHHH THE ROOM IS FILLING WITH WATER!,.....Slowly....
My name's David. Anyway, AHHHHH MUMMYS!Thief A:
Thanks for leting us hide in your shop!David:
Your welcome. now how do we get out of here?Thief B:
I know! Lets find a genie in a lamp and wish us out!Thief A:
....That idea is AWSOME! Lets go!
How do we get out of here? I have a nail appointment.Guard:
I have a message from the chief guard!Amria:
What is it?
It says: I have a great idea. but it involves a lot of walking.Amria:
Hmmm... Well i guess if it works it will be worth it. Alright, tell him to try it.
Ohhh footprints! Lets follow them!guest:
WHOA! Who are you?Guard:
I'm a guard! What are you doing here?guest
Ummm.... I'm... Going in to sweep the floors!...yeah.Guard:
Yeah right, Get lost!guest:
Curses.... Hmm... I KNOW! I'll go to the toast and find a curse to make them let me pass! IT'S GENIUOS!
one epically lost adventure laterguest:
Who knew there where scrolls in this room? Lesse....
TO BE CONTINUED!Hey Miza! Here's What I have on our epic Plot. Just copy and paste everything below me and add it to the page you wanted. I can add some effects later if you want.
Long Ago… (Like, 4 years ago) The resistance came across tough times….Pets where disappearing. Important Information lost….
and the Leader of the resistance was kidnapped.The following story is the cronicals of these times, trouh the eyes of one who beheld it…
This… is the story of…
Captain Miza of the Resistance and The Pizza Man.Pizza man ssonic5:
Hi miza! Looks like they kiddnapped you to, huh? Well at least the "big boss" was kind enough to put us one cell apart from each other. :D Anyhoo, Hows it going?
Captain Miza of the Resistance:
Not too bad, xD. Kinda sucks that we know everything but can't tell anyone though xDDDD. I mean, the bad guy being Morguss? And she's got the lab ray scientist on her side and they're making robots to replace our pets? And they're targeting the resistance because we are allied with the ultimate pizza man (aka you), and their nefarious goal is to take over the world and the only thing that can stop them is your ultimate pizza recipe, Marx's beach balls, and my homemade ice cream sundaes?Ssonic5
You forgot the whole "Secret leader group" that even THEY don't know. But still. good summing up.Miza:
No one's going to guess that....*sigh* Why do evil villains always tell you all their plans when they capture you? 0.o ??Ssonic5:
I know. Makes no sense. Morguss must be reading off the "Villians for dummies" handbook,Miza:
Speaking of Morguss, isn't her daughter the...court dancer.....???Ssonic5:
You mean the one who can hyponotise people with dancing?Miza:
I second that notion… What should We do now?Miza:
Wanna play I spy? Or we can practice morse code. Oh! I know! Lets sing high school musical songs to drive the guards crazy! Maybe they'll hand over the keys after a rousing chorus of 'we're all in this together', for fear of us singing more...Pizza man:
Personally, I find the these guards HATE the macarana dance. However, they've gotten a screen up so no one can hear or see me. X.X Anyhoo, You get the report from sloth I sent you? I was pretty sure it didn't go through though,Miza:
I think I did. My neomail's a bit fuzzy, though, they took my computer/ipod/radio armband and I have to make do with my hair clip that folds out into a miniature neomail reciever. They don't have a screen on mine yet :DDD (Dances Macarana while sining really annoying high school musical songs)Ssonic5:
Well,Just in case. Reply message.Sloth
: I'm Sorry, whoever you are, But the Evolved beach ball has Stolen my Sloth ball?????:
YOUR sloth ball? Who GAVE YOU that ball?Sloth
.. *sigh* You did..?????:
Yes, I DID. What ELSE do you have to report?Sloth:
Well, The evolved beach ball seems to have... A higher energy rate then we first anticipated....?????:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Sloth:
It would Appear that That one Evolved beach ball has the potental of 100 times More power then the sloth ball!... However, It appears to dislike combat.?????:
Is that so? Bring it to the Scanner!Sloth:
..um... I don't...have the ball…?????:
I KNOW THAT!.. I'm sending Eppih To Get this Creature. YOU ARE TO OBAY HIS EVERY WORD.Sloth:
Do I have to??????:
I HAVE SPOKEN! Report when You have this "evolved beach ball". I will continue to test these beach balls powers with the one i have MYSELF!ssonic5:
End transmission. I'm thinking they're talking about Marx when they say "Evolved beach ball". No idea why they would call him that.Miza:
Weird. I'll have to check with my brother. Maybe there's a pokemon that looks like a beach ball *ponders* In the meantime, I will continue to sing off-key and do the macarena. Feel free to join me. THOSE GUARDS MUST BE DEFEATED!!Ssonic5:
INDEED! Let the Resistance Jail Karaoke Party commence!Miza:
lol wouldn't it B funny if we totally rescued ourselvez. rotflol!! Excuse my momentary lapse into chatspeak...Ssonic5:
HEEYYY MACARANA! What? Oh ok! There has to be SOME way to get the noise out to them..... Miza:
Time for my super cool demon art spell of doom!!
*One Large and Evil Explostion Lator*Miza:
Okay, that screen is gone. COMMINCE ANNOYANCE! *badly sung high-school-musical*Ssonic5:
OOOOHHH 999,999,999,999 bottles of Neocola on the WAAAALLLMiza:
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes, BOM BOM BOM….
Guard: ARRRGG I CAn"T TAKE IT! *blows up*
Me: GREAT!... Oh wait... he had the keys….Miza:
Oops…. Maybe if we keep singing another one will come down to see what all the commotion is !Ssonic5:
OK! OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH The kau kicked nelly in the belly in the barn, oh the kau kicked nelly in the belly in the barn, oh the kau kicked nelly in the belly in the barn! Secound verse, Same as first, same darn tune, Only worse! Oh The kau kicked nelly in the belly in the barn, oh the kau kicked nelly in the belly in the barn, oh the kau kicked nelly in the belly in the barn! Third verse, Same as first.....Miza:
This is the song that never eeeeends....Guard 2 thru 6:
WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?Ssonic5:
It's WOOORRRKKIINNNGGG!... Oh yeah, there probubly gonna open our cells to try and knock us out. Gots anything hand the beat them off with?Miza:
Of course, *rustle rustle* I always keep a few weapons around, spy style. Here's my paralyzing dart gun.Ssonic5:
Does that work on robots? I mean, i've used it once or twice on Clyde... Myself, I got the Sword of Leumas. Those idiots keep forgetting to take it away from me.Miza:
Mm..I've got a fold-out chainsaw in my bracelet, that might work. If worst comes to worse, I can always use the miniature flamethrower in my earring...Ssonic5:
Those'll work.... Here they come!
Guard: Oh, It's YOU again! We'll teach you AND your freind! Open the cage and lemme at em! *opens doors*
( ninja moves, loud chainsaw noises, sound of flamethrower, and robots toasted to bits later)Miza:
*wipes forehead* Well, that was exciting.Ssonic5:
WOOT! We won!.... Ok, we have two options now, We can try to dig up more info on whats going on, Or we can go ahead and leave. I prefer the first one, because that way we can run around destorying stuff for no reason whatsoever.Miza:
Yes, number one. Lets see if we can blow up the communications, then rig the speaker system, and then completely destroy anything that looks remotely dangerous!!!!!Ssonic5:
Ok Captain. I have a plan.
First, we go all around the fort setting off every alarm we see.
Then we paste little "Pizza man and Captain girl where here" signs on top of the alarm.
I blow a large hole into both our cells and cover it with a tarp that LOOKS like a prison wall, then we go backing our cells and lock the door.
When they are confused beyond belief, we'll sneak out and go into the computer, setting a little bug that will send ALLL the data they type the the reisitance main computer and your little neomail thing.
After that, I'll set an explosive onto the main holders of the building thingys and blow the place to smitterines, after we escape of course.
What do you think?Miza:
YES! Brilliant! Lets go. The world will soon feel the wrath of the kidnapp-ees!Ssonic5:
Ok, Here are your posters, you take the left half of the building, i'll take the right. *runs off*Miza:
Alrighty! *puts up posters while humming the macarena*Narratior:
The next Fifteen minutes can be summerised as follows:
Do do do... *RRIIIINNNGGGG* *paste poster* Dododododooo... *RIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG* *paste poster*Ssonic5:
Ok, last one on my end. I "borrowed" a few weapons from the base. blowing holes in cell now!
...WOW. THAT was Loud. Oh well. *covers holes*Miza:
*walks back to cell* Hello, Sonic. *speed spraypaints a tarp to look like wall* Here's yours.... *speed spraypaints another one* And here is mine. I minored in Speedy Construction Of Helpful Items in hero school..Ssonic5:
Thats incredibly convenient! *sits*Guard 1:
Whats going on?Guard 2:
I dunno, but those two prisoners must of gotten out!Guard 1:
Check there cells!
*5.235 secounds later*Ssonic5:
Hey guards! Hows it going? whats with all the noise?Miza:
Yeah, what's up? Technical difficulties, perhaps?Guard:
Better go fix it.Guard:
... Umm.... Ok?.. What am i gonna tell boss…. *walks off*Ssonic5:
We wait for his boss to confirm his story, then we move.Miza:
Alright. This is going to be GOOD.Guard boss:
You better be right about this.. but there's NO WAY that they...aren't...respons..... WHHATTTT?Ssonic5:
It's teatime. I WANT MY SCONES AND CLOTTED CREAM NOW!!!!!Guard Leader:
... Grah. Send all guards searching the rooms. Don't bother checking the main computer room. I'll be there.Guard:
Yes sir! *leaves*Ssonic5:
Hopefully they won't notice the bug i put on them. It will shut off their ability to see for abbboouuttt... ever. LETS GO!Miza:
Alright. Lets get this party started! *walks out of cell casually, and whistling the macarena.* The macarena will be our theme song. THEY WILL SOON KNOW THE FEAR OF THE MACARENA MONSTER, SAM! SAM stands for 'Sonic and Miza', by the way...Ssonic5:
Sounds good to me.Narrator:
And So, the Team SAM has been Created! The Journey before them Begins to unfol-… Orrr they could just of started it and I made you miss from the jail to the computer room.Ssonic5:
OK we're at the main computer room. You where AWESOME with those ninja moves. The way you improvised that CPU into a small explosive in 3 secounds and took out at LEAST 200 guards? EPIC! and I can't belive i made that shoot! 39 robots in one blow! We'll probubly NEVER be able to do that again!... Anyway *OMGHAXX* Bug is being put in now.Miza:
* Helps a little extra programming and stuff* Lets see..fireworks to spell out 'SAM wherze here' It's a cross between 'Where' and 'Was' so it will confuse people. Alright, to our spaceship!Ssonic5:
WAAITTT! I better let The resistance know the bugs in pl-.... Uh oh.Guard:
THERE THEY ARE!Me:
better type fast! Lesse. Ok, bug in main computer, transfer data from bad guy i gtg bye... SAM... done! Lets blow this Neocola stand! *runs*
*even more epic cutscene then the last*MIza:
Alright, my ship should be here any second. That was awesome back there, by the way. I can't believe the way you took those three guards down with that toothpick!ssonic5:
I didn't get to level 99 pizza man with nothing to show for it! Still, YOU are the star of the show! Who know you could improvise paint to be explosive like that!Miza:
I have a double minor in "Improvising Explosives
That will be my ship.
*Cue millenium falcon fling in on the horizen*Miza:
Ah, good, the auto-pilot programming worked! I was worried I might not get enough signal in the cell...Ssonic5:
Wow. Nice ride.Miza:
You like it? It's an exact copy. Collectors edition, first release. There were five releases, and they got progressively less-detailed. This one is as close to the real thing as you can get, without having the real thing. I bought it offa ebay when the previous owner ditched it for a bad hyperdrive. I fixed up and it's good as new. It's names is *dramatic voice* The Millennum White Weewoo.Ssonic5
Niiiiccee. Maybe I can track down a tie fighter later.Miza:
*climbs in* Hop on. Sonic, lets get away before they suspect something.What could they possible suspect out of a Giant spaceship right above them? *gets in* Ok, We need to get... eh, 10 miles away from the blast sight, then, byebye base.Sadly, i dunno how to drive these things. Miza:
Don't worry. I've done this before. Plus, I've watched the Star Wars original trilogy over fifty times and played the lego video game 26 times. Can't get more experienced than that.Ssonic5:
Cannot argue with those credidentals.Miza:
*pulls away from the base* Alright.....here we go!!! 5...6...7...8...9..10!!!
WOOOOWWW!!! (Clapclapcalp) nice touches with the fireworks.MIza:
Why thank you! It will send a signal to all our allies. If they are smart enough, they will figure it out.
*5 secound silence*Miza:
Ok, I don't think they are smart enough. Zelda could decipher it, but everyone else will skew the facts.... *shrug* Oh well! Lets get going to our next stop!... Where is that, by the way?SSonic5:
Well, We have a few options, actually.
The first is the cave of Pizza. I have been a level 99 Pizza man for a while now, but I can become a Pizza LORD if i get a taste of the ultimate pizza, which must be made by hand in that cave.
The secound is Resistance HQ. we could leave a message or two in total cryptice, and leave them with a mind numbingly hard puzzle that leads nowhere.
Our third option is neopian central data base. We can sneak in and see what we can dig up on mortris.. or whatever his name is..
4, we could go get some pizza.Miza:
Lets do them all. First we get pizza, then we go to the resistance hq to eat it and leave the messages. Then we go to the neopian central base, sneak in, and get information. Finally, we go to the cave of Pizza and you will become a Pizza Lord. Sound good?Ssonic5:
Sounds good to me!Miza:
You know...I should really tell my pets about this ship...they have no idea we are now broke because I blew all the money on it...Ssonic5:
Ehhh what they don't know won't hurt em.Miza:
Good point. We will continue to gather information and send it back to them. They will never know it is us UNTIL WE BURST IN AT THE FINAL BATTLE AND KNOCK THE BAD GUYS OUTTA THERE WITH OUR AWESOME MOVES! We shall be the mysterious benefactors, no? :D Anyway, Time for pizza...Ssonic5:
Pappa joes or Proffeser pizza's?Miza:
You pick. You're the one with the super pizza powers.Ssonic5:
Umm..Actully, I haven't SEEN any pizza powers. I dunno why, most "pizza man" class get powers at an early level... Anyhoo, Pappa joes it is ( i don't trust a pizza place that can't spell professor )Miza:
Yes, I agree. They obviously never got past fifth grade.
Oi, Mamma mia! The pizza isa tasting AWFUL! ;~;Manager:
I agree… We bet- HOLY KAU WHAT IN THE NAME OF FLORA IS THAT?
HI! we'd like some Pizza.Manager:
…Uhhhh....You handle this Joe....Miza:
Olvie and cheese, small, an order of breadsticks, two Dr. Peppers, one coke for me, and whatever Sonic wants. Send the bill to The Resistance, please.Ssonic5:
I'd Like a mega sized pizza with Pineapple on top. Water will do for my drink.Pappa:
You don'ta wanta any pizza from mia. Our pizza isa nota righta.Ssonic5:
I dunno! ita justa stoppeda tastinga gooda.ssonic5:
I Don'ta knoooowwwww.... (cry)Miza:
Well, it looks'a like'a we've'a come to the right'a place'a eh'a? Onwards_ good'a man of pizzaSsonic5:
I hope you mean me....Pappa:
Pleasea finda out what happened! ;~;Ssonic5:
Ok! Pizza Man is ON THE CASE!
(Pulls out Detective hat and spyglass with "Pizza man" on handle)Ssonic5:
Now then, When was the LAST good pizza made?Pappa:
Hmmm... I'da Say Arounda the timea this weirda guy with a cape came ina.Miza:
I seeee... (Strokes fake mustash and beard) did he'a do anything'a?Pappa:
I'a Don'ta thinka so. He justa talkeda to the managera.ssonic5:
I'a See.... May we?Pappa:
Alrighty. Talk to the manager and then we get pizza. *enters the pizza place* So where's this manager'a thou speakest of?Manager:
I'm over here! I can't understand it...Ssonic5:
Mista, Issa there sommthing thata the... Oh dang it. Is there something the guy in the cape had? A ray beam, or another distructive handheld item of sorts?Manager:
... Well, Lets see.... He had a staff with a weird beach ball on top of it.. thats about it.... Also he was UGLY.I could tell why he wore that cape no fasion sense at ALL! Red with hotpink? Totally out.... Ssonic5:
... Hmm. Thanks for the information... Anything to add miza?Miza: Yes. (Stomps Streight up to the manager) Did he look vaugely like.... (slams hand on table) A CHICKEN? Manager:
... If you Squint... I suppose...Miza:
That's all I need to know. (Dramatic Leaving)Ssonic5:.. Annnddd now what? We have no pizza.... Miza:
Hmm... Well, there's always Pizza Hut. Or we can make our own! I think there's pizza-making stuff back at hq.Ssonic5:
Oh good. Time for a cryptic clue as to whats going on, and Raiding the supplie closet! MWHAHAZ!Miza:
Excellent! I'll get my "Cryptic clues for bored plot attendees" book out! TO THE WEEWOO!Ssonic5:
Twenty-four seconds laterSsonic5:
Ahh, Base sweet Base.Miza:
Hmm.. I don't think that we should just waltz in.Ssonic5:
Your right. Lets break the door down!Miza:
Wait! I ment that they will probably see us on the security camras.Ssonic5:
Oh. Yeah. That would ruin the surprise….. Hmm…. Oh, I know! I'll flash the "SAM" Logo and erase all security footage after that point. That makes it look like he put in a virus, and adds to the "who's side is he on?" factor.Miza:
The Captain Approves this plan! (Stamps "Captain approved" on Ssonic5's forehead)Ssonic5:
I'm glad that washes out. Anyway….. SAM WAZ HERE!Miza:
WAIIIIIT! What do we use for a Logo?Ssonic5:
Oh…. Hmm…. How about this:
Insert Logo HereMiza:
HMMMM…. Na. Not enough Pink.Ssonic5:
insert TOTALLY pink Logo hereMiza:
The Captain Approves! (Stamps Forehead)Ssonic5:
One Epic Security Hack Lator
Ssonic5:… Oh Great. Clydes on Guard duty.. and appears to be the only one here.
Miza: Hmmm… LETS KIDNAP HIM!
ssonic5: …Uhhh ok.,, why?
Miza: We'll Kidnap Clyde, Bring him with us onto the ship, tell him all of our plans, then put him on the resistance secret bunkers, and he'll think it was a dream and no one will believe him!
Ssonic5: Very well! Clyde Kidnapping operation Added to the list!
Miza: I'll Raid the supply box, you hack into the computer and leave a cryptic hint! According to the book, the clue should be in an almost uninterpital language that requires a book and/or a ton of patence.
Ssonic5: Pizzaese it is! :D
Ssonic5: Oh, Sorry. All pizza lords must take a 1 month course on the pizza language. It's IMPOSSIBLE to interpret without a book or the course, as it involves Three different computer translations into various languages, flipping all the words upsidedown, THEN scrambling the letters.Miza:
Excellent! The official Clue Language of SAM is now PIZZAESE!Narrator:
And So, the Brave Captain Miza and The Super Saboteur/Pizza Man Bravely Steal from their own hideout and hack into their own security system!Miza:
What do we need for Pizza?Ssonic5:
Flour Eggs, Toppings, Milk, and Sauce.Miza:
Where do we keep the Flour Eggs?Ssonic5:
Top Shelf, "food hybrid" Section.Miza:
Got them. How's the Code coming?Ssonic5:
I'll take that as "Going Awesomly evilSsonic5:
Hmm... We're out of cheese.Ssonic5:
I'll make some out of the milk then. Just bring some flavoring.Miza:
How are we going to kidnap Clyde?Miza:
Hmm... He's not bright, So maybe we could just ask him to come with us wearing a jacket made of ropes?Ssonic5:
(One Surpisingly successful kidnapping later)Clyde:
Oh Boy! I can't WAIT to see the mystical land of the lollipop people!Ssonic5:
The code is done! The only POSSIBLE way to decode it is to use my old Pizzaize instruction book, which is in my safe. The combination is in "riddle" form, of course.Miza:
Exxcceelllleennnttt.... You have a white cat I can pet evilily?Ssonic5:
Nope. Sorry. :(Miza:
Hmm. I might want to add that to the shopping list next time. Oh well.Ssonic5:
Are we ready?Miza:
Lets see, We've raided our food drawers, kidnapped one of our own members, hacked into our own security system, and drew tiny little pictures all over the base. I'd say our work here is done.Ssonic5:
To the Weewoo! WWWEEEEEWOOOOOOWEEEEEWOOOOOOO....
TO BE CONTINUED!
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