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Purple Negg
To the tune of Purple Rain by Prince. Written by pizzamy
Thanks for submitting pizzamy! It's really good!! ~_noob101_ aka Alex
I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to make you scream
I only wanted to make a Punegg
When I mixed you with that Chocolate Ice Cream
Purple Negg Purple Negg
Purple Negg Purple Negg
Purple Negg Purple Negg
I only wanted to see you bathing in the Cooking Pot
I never wanted you to be my weekend dinner
I only wanted you to be some kind of friend
Neggy, I could never steal you from another
Its such a shame you became Sliced Neggs
Purple Negg Purple Negg
Purple Negg Purple Negg
Purple Negg Purple Negg
I only wanted to see you underneath the Kau Kau Farm Milk
Neggy I know, I know, I know times are changing
Its time we all reach out for something new
That means you too
You say you want a leader
But I could make you into Negg Stew
I think you better close it
And let me guide you to the Neggery
Purple Negg Purple Negg
Purple Negg Purple Negg
Monster
To the tune of Monster
Written by lil_ncs!!
He skipped his turn, he ski i pped his turn.
( You little Quitter)
He skipped his turn, he ski i pped his turn UGH!
( You little Quitter) x2
Look at you
Look at me
That boy is bad
and honestly
He's a player
In disguise
But I can't stop that lint ball skip.
I asked my neofriend if she's seen you round before.
She mumbled something as we met advanced players
We might of played but not really sure, don't quite recall
but rumor tell me that be ware of him uh huh
That boy is a quitter, qu qu qu quiter
That boy is a quitter, qu qu qu quiter
That boy is a quitter, qu qu qu quiter
That boy is a quitter, quiter er er er er
He skipped his turn
( I skipped my turn)
He skipped his turn
( i skipped my turn so what oh well)
He skipped his turn
( I skipped my turn)
He skipped his turn
( i skipped my turn so what oh well)
I just wanna play but he skipped his turn instead
Uh oh, there's a quitter in my game
We played mini games till the end
He hit the x right as I won
He skipped his turn then he left the game
( I skipped my turn so what oh well)
He quit the game
(I quit the game)
He quit the game
(I quit the game so what oh well)
That boy is a quitter, qu qu qu quitter
(Should I play him)
That boy is a quitter, qu qu qu quitter
(Should I play him)
That boy is a quitter, qu qu qu quitter
(Should I play him)
That boy is a quitter
That boy is a quitter, qu qu qu quitter
(Should I play him)
That boy is a quitter, qu qu qu quitter
(Should I play him)
That boy is a quitter, qu qu qu quitter
(Should I play him)
That boy is a quitter
Upset
To the tune of Obsessed. Written by blue_dragon232
Upset" is a request that alex wanted me to work on xD ~blue_dragon232 aka Dragon or Hassan
I was like, "why did you quit on me?
le le me a-a alone
le le me a-a alone
le le me a-a alone (Will a real player, please play me now?)
le le me a-a alone
All up in the forums
Saying I left the game
When I don't even know who you are
Saying that I left it fast
Saying i didnt mail you back
But you in forums and I'm waiting for our game.
I'm up in the A
You so so lame
And no one here even tried to quit
You must need some sleep. You had too much caffine
Cause you be freaking out
It starts to get scary
Why you so upset with me (Boy I wanna know)
Saying you have beaten me (when everybody knows)
It's clear that you're jealous with me
Finally found a player that you couldn't impress
Last player on in the game still couldn't get pass
Your being used you know, your being used you know
Are you starting to lose your mind?
It's confusing you, you're confused you know
Why you wasting your time
Got everyone fired up with your trolling direct
Reporting us all till you start to get tired
Boy why you so upset with me?
you try so hard
you play so well
I Ain't gon' gonna be easy
I never get wins this large
Gasping for air
After you done ranting
You out of breath
So you start reporting
Telling the forums how much many times i left you
But we never started
So why you '?
You just a beginner
I'm a Keyquest regular
I'm the expert
And you just a beginner
Why you so upset with me (Boy I wanna know)
Why you so upset with me (Boy I wanna know)
Saying you have beaten me (when everybody knows)
It's clear that you're jealous with me
Finally found a player that you couldn't impress
Last player on in the game still couldn't get pass
Your being used you know, your being used you know
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusing yo, you're confused you know
Why you wasting your time
Got everyone fired up with your trolling direct
Reporting us all till you start to get tired
Boy why you so upset with me?
Why you so upset with me (Boy I wanna know)
Saying you have beaten me (when everybody knows)
It's clear that you're jealous with me
Finally found a player that you couldn't impress
Last player on in the game still couldn't get pass
Your being used you know, your being used you know
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusing yo, you're confused you know
Why you wasting your time
Got you all fired up with y our napoleon complex
Seeing right through you like you're bathing in windex
Boy why you so upset with me?
You Report and Report
To the tune of My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
My mom was actually was watching titanic and i was ANNOYED by it and thought "hmm, this anger is the same as the KQ boards" and turned it into a parody xD ~blue_dragon232 aka Dragon or Hassan
*random, slow music begins*
Everytime I play you
I Feel it, I Hate you
That is I know you, will win
Far across the board
Your token, its so stunning
you have come to show me, whos boss
Here, There, wherever you appear
Your computer shows me you are very strong
Once you reach for the green door
I Have to leave, and you Start to , you start to report and report
*random music builds up*
It only takes me one time
But your neomailing feels like a lifetime
And you do not stop till you please
Quitting was when i quit on you
that was yesterday, get over it
In a lifetime, you'll have more quitters then I do
Here, There, wherever you appear
Your computer shows me you are very strong (why do you players go)
Once you reach for the green door
I Have to leave, and you Start to, you start to report and report
*random music* (ooh yeahhhhhh)
Your back, and I see this time you came prepared
Once im winning , you start to be harassing
its annoying, get over yourself already
its just a (a) game so stop it
so stop it, before I Reportttttttt. (oohhh you heard me , so stoppp pleaseeeeeee XD)
