My name is Nietzchian. I am a god. You will worship me.
~ Nietzchian, TNO Pet Spotlight, June 2006
My name is Nietzchian and I am a god. At the very least, I am worthy of worship. You only have to look at my photo album to see just how many fans I have.
I was named after a warrior race in Andromeda as well as famous philosopher Nietzsche, though I have no idea why since I'm neither a warrior nor a philosopher. The closest I like to get to either is leading my army across Neopia, or teaching the twins the Skeith version of the mystery of life:
Put your feet up, eat, and be merry.
Good philosophy if you ask me, though Emma is rather insistent that I "quit lazing around". I'm not as lazy as some Skeiths, of course. I led my own guild for a time, before I grew bored, and leading an army of some two hundred plushies is quite taxing.
I was not always a general, however, and it is hard to imagine how I came to be this way. When I was born, I was blue. Hard to imagine, I know, and at the first opportunity I informed Emma that she had made a mistake. I was meant to be a plushie, I knew that the way a Koi knows they need the water. Morphing potions were only 800,000 neopoints at that time but even then, Emma didn't stand a chance. I helped as best I could, encouraging her to earn the money by holding her hostage. It didn't help, of course, she was still incredibly slow, but in the end, my strategy did work - just not in the way I'd intended.
On the 26th of September, 2005, Emma's birthday dawned. I had planned to spend the day encouraging her to earn some money, just like any other day, but to my shock and delight I came downstairs to find a morphing potion already waiting for me! Emma was bouncing around screaming for joy, clutching a piece of paper to her chest and babbling something about her friends at TNO. I wasn't particularly interested in trying to decipher her nonsense, instead pouncing straight for the potion and inspecting the note attached to make sure I understood the instructions. It had taken me this long to get it, there was no way I wanted to make a mistake.
Artist: Joy
News & Updates
September 26th, 2006
Today was Emma's birthday again and TNO have done it again. -crying with joy- Not only have they painted Dino but they've padded out my army with plenty of new recruits. =D
July 11th, 2006
Emma and fellow council at NAO decided their guild wasn't active enough to keep working so hard so I've lost all my minions! T__T
May 19th, 2006
=O I almost fainted when I saw what Emma's friends at TNO have done. A new morphing potion! And a complete new army! -deadfaint- (If you ever tell anyone I fainted, you know what will happen. -_-)
May 10th, 2006
After a few days encased in ice, I have to say I will never ever visit Terror Mountain or anywhere cold ever again. And there's something fishy going on. Why am I red?!
May 6th, 2006
Poor Emma. Her main and main foster accounts have been frozen. .__. Why are you doing this to us, ENT? She did nothing wrong!
May 1st, 2006
Yay! I finally managed to tie Emma up long enough to get my page finished! (again) Um... when I say tie up... -shifty eyes-
February 20th, 2006
For some reason my petpage was completely obliterated. I blame TNT, and henceforth shall call them the Ents (Evil Neopets Team). Humph.
March 14th, 2006
I was officially made NAO's god mascot. XD
Emma, quit messing with my entries! -__-
February 15th, 2006
Wow, she waits for months, doing nothing at all on my page, then in two days makes most of it! I do wish she'd stop trying to put fluffy pictures on it though. T__T
February 14th, 2006
Emma finally decided to get on with my page. Took her long enough! XD Layout done, section titles ready, just got to put stuff in them.
September 27th, 2005
Yet another surprise! o_o Meet PlushieFood the Angelpuss... Neh, I'll call him Foo and he will help me hunt plushies! ^__^
September 26th, 2005
Emma's birthday brought a wondrous surprise from her friends at The Neopian Orphanage! I used to look like this. Can you believe that? Neh, me either.
Year 2005
My petpage was used for Emma's application guide which has since been moved to her website (link found here) for various reasons. Mostly because I wanted my petpage back!
Nietzchian the Plushie God
Name: Nietzchian [NEE-chee-un].
Nicknames: Niet, Nietz, Niech.
Gender: Male.
Petpet: PlushieFood the Plushie Angelpuss, aka Foo.
Favourite Saying: Humph.
Favourite Colour: Teal.
Favourite Room: Garage.
Likes & Dislikes
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+ Plushies.
+ Foo. + My worshippers. + My garage. + My room. Now that it's built. |
Being cold. -
Emma's fosters. - Not reading the KEEP OUT on my door. - Being bothered when I want to be alone. - Elitists. Nobody is that perfect. Except me. - |
PlushieFood
The day after Emma's birthday last year, she decided that I deserved to have a petpet who matched my new and awesome colours, so we went shopping. Six hours later she was telling me I had to be the pickiest Skeith who ever existed when we finally stumbled across an urchin feline tipping scraps of food out of a rubbish bin. Emma took one look at the expression on my face, sighed, and spent the next fifteen minutes trying to coax the angelpuss into a box to be carried home.I named him PlushieFood as a joke. I'd somehow earned the nickname of "Plushie Killer" -shifty eyes- and I have to admit, before I discovered the joys and rewards of leading my own plushie army, I did snack on a few of Emma's treasures. After the fifth grounding, however, I decided I'd better not raid her collection again. Skeiths are not meant to be grounded. -__-
Artist: Joy
Foo cleaned up nicely, helped along by a little trip to the rainbow fountain. It's amazing what that magical water can clean off. XD Now Emma doesn't mind so much when Foo gets on her furniture, though I still hear the occasional "Awww, Fooooo!" when he decides it would be fun to use her coffee table as a scratching post. I wouldn't mind, but there's a perfectly good scratching post in the petpet's play room that Vashi begged for, and it's always me that winds up being told off!
Grub
One day, Foo and I were hunched over our secret plans when he started scratching his ankle. Worried that he'd picked up some fleas from Vashi's strays, and preparing to go yell at her for it, I watched incredulously as Foo took off his shoe and meowed at a fat grub who'd taken up residence. The grub scowled at us before disappearing into the toe of Foo's shoe. We tried for ages to coax it out but it just didn't want to know. When I asked Emma for help, she giggled and told us we'd just have to get used to living with the grub and that it was considered an honour to find a petpetpet. =O An honour! Well, I couldn't believe my ears. Emma detests buggy things, and here she was telling me to grin and bear this thing living in my poor kitty's shoe. -__- So I named it Grub and now whenever we're watching TV in the lounge, Foo takes off his shoes and Emma has to sit there with this bug staring at her. XD
Artist: Kai
The House of Ploosh
Are you saying my brain is tiny and overtaxed?
~ Nietzchian, TNO Chat, March 2006
Emma
Emma is 25 years old but has the mind of a ... Well, I'd better not insult her. She made the layout for my page and keeps threatening to take it away if I'm mean. Which would just serve her right if I am mean. =P
She adores plushies in real life as well as on Neopets and spends all her time online___, shared between Neopets, TNO and her roleplay site, Elysian Fields. She loves web and graphic design, go figure, but I personally prefer her pixels. Especially the ones of me. ^__^
Vashi
Vashi used to be a plushie flotsam, adopted from one of Emma's friends at TNO, but like me she was unpainted by TNT when Emma's accounts were frozen. Deciding it would be a good opportunity for a change, Vashi stalked the rainbow pool looking for a new colour. Unfortunately for Emma, she fell in love with the grape. I really think Emma cried when Vashi told her what she wanted to be and how much it would cost, but once Vashi understood it wasn't going to happen any time soon, she knuckled down to save up for not only the 5 million for a grape chia pop, but also the extra 2 million for my morphing potion.
Luckily, thanks to the kindness and generosity of Emma's friends, she soon didn't have to worry about repainting me. And when Swoopes offered her Fountain Faerie Quest to Vashi, Emma was overjoyed. So, one day Vashi went to sleep over at Swoopes' house with Pace, and the next day she came home in the tiny, adorable (yes, even I have to admit that) form of a grape!
Puff
Emma was going through the TNO foster database one day for reasons I'll never figure out, since she'd decided by then to stick with two accounts and four permies (me, Vashi, Rapsodine and Snakkeh). She had no intention of adopting another pet, I knew that for sure, so when she came home with stars in her eyes squealing about a pea I thought she'd lost her last marbles. The next day, she took us all along to meet Puff, biting her nails the whole time because she desperately wanted us to like her and agree to let Emma apply.
I didn't think I'd like Puff. Who wanted another cutiepie taking up residence and stealing adoration meant for me? Vashi was bad enough! But when I met Puff, and saw Vashi with her, I finally understood Emma's nonsense about twins. They looked really good together, and immediately bonded, and even when they were bouncing on my tail (which I normally hate) I found myself enjoying their giddy excitement.
Dino
Dino is a pest.
I don't just say that because she's a baby and likes to make a nuisance of herself. I say it because for some reason she's convinced I'm her daddy and won't quit following me. Which is kind of awkward when she follows me into Plushie HQ. I keep trying to tell her I'm not her daddy but she just... won't... listen!
She's a good chef though... Probably a good thing given that she's always, always hungry! She keeps trying to eat my furniture. T__T
Wist
Wistfully is, in short, the dreamer of the family. She's about my age and her head is in the clouds, so she doesn't play with the girls but the look up to her as someone who set out to do something and achieved her goals.
Wist's naturally the quiet one too, and she loves to be out in the garden no matter what the time of day or the weather. She's been talking about building an observatory too since her favourite past-time is stargazing, but meh, who needs an observatory when we have the back yard? o__O
Fellow Plotters
Artist: Celia
| Tobi is a catapult-loving, rock-slinging plushie who, though my rival is also one of my bestest buds. He pixies at TNO with malicious intent but he's so cute people think he's being nice. It's so funny! XD |
| Viperidus is smart and my first friend. He's taught me a lot about strategy and he's encouraged me to read more. Which has pleased Emma, for some weird reason, enough that she now inundates me with books every chance she gets. o_O |
The Plushie Graveyard
Humph
~ Nietzchian, The Plushie School, June 2006
The Plushie Graveyard started out as a boring collection in Emma's Safety Deposit Box, cheap plushies she'd discovered by accident or that had been sent to her as pixie gifts and that she couldn't bear to part with. She didn't want them to be hidden away just for her to enjoy so she started her gallery. It wasn't until a long time later that she realised I'd been raiding her collection for snacks and when she grounded me for an entire month I'd had enough. I told her I'd whip her collection into shape without eating a single one, as long as she never grounded me again.
To my horror - and Emma's smug excitement - I actually came to like the little monsters.
Calling it "The Plushie Graveyard" is the best means I have right now of hiding my true intentions, and what really goes on at Plushie HQ. I don't want to give too much away but I will say this: I don't kill or harm the plushies in my care, but I do train them up and teach them things no other plushie would learn. Such as how to flush a toilet, and how to keep the twins occupied while I borrow Puff's kite.
Did I say that out loud?
The Recruits
The moment Emma brings a new plushie into the house they go through a rigorous security check. It may seem like overkill but it's better to be safe than sorry. If Sloth ever learned he had a rival... -shudder- This check is not only to make sure we don't have spies among us, but also to determine what kind of soldier the new recruit should be, and what kind of training they need.
Artist: Kai
Administration
These are plushies who do all the niggly paperwork and make sure the army has everything it needs from food to beds to entertainment. They aren't strong enough or brave enough to face a battle but they're intelligent enough to run things while I take care of family stuff. We actually just got bunch of new admin recruits on Emma's birthday. She made me swear to protect the babies, so they'll make good gofers instead. XD
Infantry
The bravest of my soldiers, these eagerly take the front line in battle wielding weapons from brooms to swords. Their hugs are extra squishy and they can turn any victim into a pancake in two seconds flat. These are the guys I send out to punish anyone who upsets my girls so if you find one on your doorstep, probably best to run.
Mind you, some hug tighter than others...
Captains
These are the best of the best, loyal and staunch supporters of our cause. They staunchly lead our infantry by example and there attacks are reserved for the most dastardly of Neopians.
They're oddly afraid of Foo, though. o__O Which could have something to do with him trying to eat them ...
Hall of Heroes Minions
This section is dedicated to all those people out there who worship me and have helped my cause by sending me new soldiers. To thank them, I've decided that when I take over the world, they'll be favoured minions. ^__^
- mizzle_no_lies
- noochiehoskins
- celiia
- zun2004
- zucchini55
- kitty_2547
- sirenamyint
- jessikarabbit
- ily51_
- jackel220
- pr_buttercup
- snuglow
- keem
- staf01
- girlcavity
- jazziefox
- fairy1973
- colwyn77
- midnights_ash
- loriika
- Kat
- 00baies_love00
- evie_fae *__*
- earth_angel80
- fang13250
- sylvia37606
- basicallygenius
- faeriedragon66
- akemiakiko
- getxthexpoint
- angelaangel2002
- archangel11891 *__*
- wtrswoopes
- cambiante
- spiritwalker_68
- happehchan
- vegetarewlz
- crazypurplemadness
- scififarscape
- m00ffins_pwn
- 666_devilsrock_666
- angelsatan03 *__*
- credocola
- x15stitches
Thank you for Repainting Me
- Joy
- Vicky
- Lilypadfoot
- Nessa
- Celia
- Katrina
- Milkfree
- Veggie
- Sylvia
- Pikabean
- Aurora
- Kai
- Mary
- ~ Jess
- Stillbeing
- Scififarscape
- Tinq
- Esther
- Kinu
- Jenn
- Jadie
- Basayafirst
- Qlg2_adoption
- Wolfie
- Crayonee
- Er
- Liashi_ii
- Stardust
- Cardinalsgirlmlb1
- Geni
- __fishbone
- Draikznightz
- Tsukino Hikaru
- Tehkinster
- Mummy_eileen
- Tammi
- Zeem
- Evie
- Squirt
- Cinnamon
- Aira
- Samlovesdixie
- Nadine
- Getxthexpoint
- Smile
- Squirt
- Dyl
- Judith
- twilightfox0
- Panda
- Eileen
- Nattie
Skeith Library
| Have Read |
 
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| Want to Read |
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Photograph Album
If the answer is 49, what is the question?
~ Nietzchian, Plushie School Contest, June 2006
By Emma
By Joy
By Kai
By Celia
By Others
Artist: Sylorna 
Artist: Jenn 
Artist: Realm_Wanderer 
Artist: Geni 
Artist: Biyorz 
Artist: Vicky 
Artist: Esther 
Artist: Spoon 
Artist: Panda 
Artist: Nessa 
Artist: Evie 
Artist: Supi |
Linkage ^__^
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Credit
Special thanks to:Emma for the layout of my page. Finally. -___-
Joy, Kai, Celia, Spoon and Esther for art featured on this page outside of the photo gallery, though if you look closely enough you can see your art is all credited properly in the gallery itself. =D
Everyone for loving and worshipping me. ^__^
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