Hello, my dear. Come on inside out of the cold. It's really not safe for you to be wandering around out there all by yourself. But no matter, you're here now. Let's get you a spot of tea and a warm blanket and we can chat. Hm? Ah, yes. The stars are bright this evening. That's a good sign.
A little birdie told me you were thinking about taking one of us home with you. Very noble, indeed. The conditions here are, well, let's just say they aren't as great as they used to be. These changes haven't been all for the better. My little darlings could use a new home, a warm bed and a lot of love. It's really so kind of you to offer. We will be forever in your debt.
The little ones are all asleep right now but no harm in having a look around. I'll give you a tour and tell you all you need to know to make your decision. We have many pets looking for a new home and more are added constantly so if you have the time to make a trip back, please do so.
Well, let's get started. Please visit each area by clicking on the links above, and if you'd like to help others find a new home, there are buttons on the "Sitely" page for you to use. Thank you kindly.
Now dear, I realize that rules seem so tedious but unfortunately, they are necessary. I don't want to allow one of my babies to run off with any old fellow who happens to have a pocket full of candy and a windowless van. Purely hypothetical, of course. I'm sure you will provide a wonderful new home, but I have to do a small background check as a precautionary measure, you understand. If you wish to adopt one of my darlings, please send me a neomail (or link to a petpage if you so wish) with the following information.
Here are a few suggestions to help you more successfully adopt the pet of your dreams.