Introduction

Welcome, guest, to this humble home of mine. Don't mind the lack of wind*ws, I have candles and lamps.
I am MortFred, and I used to go to Hogwarts, but that was nearly five years ago. Now I have a job. You might not meet me before you die, beacause I take you away. No, not with a scythe, I just grap your shirt and drag you. Scythes are too old - fashioned. I know magic, but I rarely use it, beacause I see no need. Ofcoursem when somebody dances on my nerves, I might make them dissapear, but I REALLY prefer to wash my dishes myself.

Statistics

I am 25 years old
Strengtht is 12 points
Defence is 13 points
Intelligence is 10 points

Personality: Sly, friendly, cool, prankster
Eyes: Red, but when angry, hazel
Mane/markings: Maroon Fur: Almost black
Love: Ah, it's just a crush
Petpet: Lucy the Turnali
Alias: Mort or Fred
Likes: Firearms and garlic † beef jerky
Dislikes: Environmentalists, hippies
Favourite quote: What can you do

I have quite many abilities, such as playing viola, eating a whole can of Chilli peppers at a time and making friends quite easily, unfortunately, many of my friends have forgotten me. But yeah, what can you do? I may look like dangerous or something, but I'm as mortal as you are and enjoy hunting, beef jerky and C - vitamin as much as you do, so, no worries.
I also can turn to a human, or a semi - human with human body and peophin head. It's good for doing what I do best - deathing around. Though, many people say I've changed a lot, I don't feel so. They tell me that I often think like a.. mentally ill person, but can they prove that?
Well.. there are quite many things I like. Football, beef jerky, olives, industrial towns... and cats. Cats are nice. I really get mad, if I find another bag of drowned kittens. Cats are useful and they.. well, I think cats are man's best friends more than dogs. Or do you enjoy if your dog sticks it's nose up to your bum? ..... I didn't think so.

My pet

Meet my sweet Lucy the Turnali. Lucy is a feline, but a little different one. She has got a grey body and a long tail, which as three grey spikes. Her head is quite big singular eye, shaped like a cat's head. The eye contains an eye, a brain and a series of odd thoughts. She eats only salt, so that's why I put her in salt water after every three hours. Salt water helps her head to keep normal and also is absorbed by Lucy's skin with other minerals found in water.
She's a strange little fella. Hard to take care, but too sweet to give away. I'm telling you, cats are very fine. She cannot talke, beacause she don't have a mouth, but somehow I manage to read her mind and the strangest thought I've found wandering around is: Needle.

Family

Ofcourse I have a family. Here.

Mr. Sparrow here is my only sibling. I used to know him better, but right now the only thing I know is that he's sailing around with his friend Roseyfin.
He's quite unstable, so, be careful with him and don't mind if he start babbling, beacause you know, pirates don't know any limits, so he might drink too much rum. And sometimes he gets violent, but.. well, he's a mate, so what can you do? Just go buy him some more rum and he'll shut up. But he's a loyal friend.




Friends

Oh... I used to have a lots of friends, but now only one is left. And I'm glad she's there.

Magiks the last friend of mine. A very charming young lady, must say. She goes to goes to Hogwarts, but I suppose she's about to graduate. I just cannot get it, how much can a person study, really. She also has a thing with shape shifting. I mean, she can turn to a human and back to peophin, but also can turn people to something ugly, such as Mortogs. I hope she won't use her frog - magic on me, beacause I really, really don't like Mortogs... beacause they freak me out. Anyway, she's intelligent person and a good talking partner, albeit quite shy... but what can you do.


Art gallery



Gift art



Finale

Suddently Mort smiles and kicks you out ta his house and slams the door. You've been there too long.


*You can hear Mortie shouting: "YES, MARI GOT A NEW MUSIC HOST! YEAH!" *





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