Oh, hi. I'm meneither000. I'm just your average Shoyru, until I found inspiration. See, I was looking around the Rainbow Pool, and a lot of the colors struck me as pretty ridiculous. Here, let me show you what I mean.

8-Bit: This one just screams "I couldn't get cast in Assignment 53."

Agueena: Let's be honest: WHAT IS AN AGUEENA?

Baby: Infancy is a good time. Unless you're a fan of talking, or walking, or minor things like that.

Biscuit: You are literally food. I thought only Chias did that kind of thing.

Checkered: Did you, by any chance, take your fashion advice from a cafeteria floor?

Chocolate: Like Biscuit, but for fancy people.

Chokato: Somehow this Chia food color was SO ALLURING that even Kikos wanted to be part of it.

Custard: Please tell me I'm not the only one unsettled by this.

Dimensional: Get back on your neon sign.

Disco: I've wasted all this time saving up for an H4000 Helmet when it turns out, all it takes is a photo of a Disco pet to stun your foes.

Elderly: Suddenly, Disco seems a lot less outdated.

Electric: I'm shocked. I mean, I... I'm just thunderstruck.

Eventide: I mean, it's a pretty color, but I'm pretty sure that all of your blood is rushing to your feet.

Faerie: ...That's not what faeries look like.

Fire: The best-case scenario for a Fire pet is becoming a racecar mascot. Worst-case, charcoal mascot. There isn't really a middle ground.

Glowing: You may want to consult a doctor.

Gold: If I had one of these, I'd trade him in for a Ghostkerbomb.

Grey: Grey looks good on you. In the name of the Space Faerie, CHEER UP.

Halloween: In a world with Zombie, and Ghost, and Wraith, this is substantially less scary.

Ice: A fine color, if you're willing not to risk going farther south than Kiko Lake.

Invisible: Really?

Magma: I think they make, like, skin creams and things to treat that.

Mallow: Because limbs aren't thaaat important.

Maractite: For when Maraquan just isn't cool enough for you.

Mutant: You have my condolences.

Pink: All the charm of a default color, without that bothersome low price.

Relic: Is this a pet, or an especially large Key Quest token?

Royal: How to gain a superiority complex in one easy step!

Shadow: Did "Black" not hold people's interest?

Silver: The perfect color for a second-place finisher in life.

Sketch: Look, mom, I'm a diagram!

Skunk: Because everyone wants to resemble an animal best renowned for making terrible stenches.

Snot: Don't tell me you look like that intentionally. What's next, a Dung color?

Speckled: Not to be confused with Spotted.

Split: The color for indecisive people.

Sponge: Everyone needs a Sponge-colored friend, in case you spill a LOT of juice.

Spotted: Not to be confused with Speckled.

Starry: Perfect for the pet who can't quite afford Eventide.

Stealthy: The only way to make a show out of being hard to see.

Striped: As everyone knows, stripes can only come in one color.

Swamp Gas: A nice color to be, until a brisk wind spreads you across four regions.

Transparent: Uhh... nice liver?

Water: Help, someone dissolved salt in me!

Woodland: If I were Woodland, I would live in constant fear of becoming a board in someone's Neohome.

Wraith: Like Ghost, but for punk rock enthusiasts.

Yellow: Indisputably the best-looking color on the market, principally thanks to me.




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