Stumbling from the alleyway walking a vulture, or is that vulture walking you? Mumbling for a driver for your toothless limousine, holding that diamond leash like the sabre-toothed queen. Oh! Gurgling for a chariot to the twilight ball, to get back you'll have to crawl. Oh! Smile big now through that kaleidoscope cute, Blush-a blush-a blush-a earn that crush. Yeah we're on the on the run. We're married to the vultures! Pa pa pa da da a-ha yeah! We're married to the vultures! I don't wanna laugh untill you're dead! We're married to the vultures! Pa pa pa da da a-ha yeah! We're married to the vultures! I don't wanna laugh untill you're dead! Back at home you just want to be alone. But pick up the phone cause I'm listening to every word you say! I'm in your vultures beak as he turns his head to speak, he says ''No, oh, ruby queen, give us a scream!'' Oh! Do you know the difference between a memory and fog? Do you know the difference between a laugh and a sob? Cause for all your charms and graces You're no Hollywood starlet you're just a film harlot. Film harlot! When you said eternal life, what you meant was eternal head. And now all your suitors wish you were dead. Cause there's nothing like a breath of fresh air, or tentacles in your hair, or the dead stare of a sagging skull! Yeah, we're full Yeah! We're married to the vultures! Pa pa pa da da ah ah-ha yeah! We're married to the vultures! I don't wanna laugh untill you're dead! We're married to the vultures! Pa pa pa da da a-ha yeah! We're married to the vultures! I don't wanna laugh untill you're dead! We're married, married, married, to the vultures baby. So polish that poison snatch, Oh, married, married, married, to the vultures baby. You know it ain't gonna last much longer...longer... MAXI, MY DEAR!

Welcome Home, Maxi.
Maxi was my second ever adopted bori. I got her from a guild member, Mabel, who had gotten heer from our guild leader after labbing. So, now she lives here on Brokenhorses. Just to make things clear, she is
and she never will be.
Introducing...
Coming soon!
Maxi's Design.
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Chapter One
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Chapter Two
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Chapter Three
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Chapter Four
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Chapter Five
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Hooray for Roleplay!
If you want to roleplay with Maxi I suggest you neomail me on my main account, God_Puppet, since this is a side I am usually only over here for a few minutes each day, so if I get the neoamail on my main I will definately receive it faster. Furry Anthro is the only kind of roleplay Maxi does. Quad wouldn't work and I hate quad roleplays. Other rules before roleplaying is you must be literate. That means you must use periods, capitals, and quotation marks when roleplaying. And you must write in clear sentences. I'm not gonna try and guess what your trying to say. I have roleplayed with a completely dreadful roleplayer before and it was more of a chore than it was fun so we stopped long before the end. x.x I do like long roleplays so please don't try to end the roleplay on the tenth reply. When a roleplay is wrapping up, I can tell. If Maxi is already roleplaying with someone you can still neomail me to set up a roleplay. I can do multiple roleplays at the same time. Number of times roleplayed as of November 1st: Zero Last roleplayed:--
All about Maxi
Full name: Maxi234221 Nickname: Maxi Occupation/Class: Employee/Middle class Age: 18 How old she appears to be: 18,19 Eye Colour: Crystal Blue Glasses or contacts: Nope, perfect vision. Hair Colour: Black Style: Long. Weight: 120, about. Height: 5'7 Type of bodybuild: Skinny Skin tone: Brownish Distinguishing Marks: Two silver lip piercings. Freckles: Nope, clear skin. Moles: Nope. Scars: None. Healthy?: Yuss. Why not?: She is, though. Favourite Colour: Blue & red. Least Favourite Colour: Doesn't have one. Favourite Food: Strawberries Literature: Bah, books are dumb. Transportation: Foot. Music: Rock. Daredevil or Cautious: Daredevil. Same when alone?: Certainly. Habits: Playing with hair. Drinks?: Punch. When and how much?: Every single day. Hobbies: Stealing stuff, sitting in a hammock How does he spend a rainy day?: Sleeping, walking around his new city. Hometown: Random Island. Type of Childhood: Unusual... Last memory: Washing up on an island, quit dizzy. Most important childhood event that still effects him: His Parents being killed. Education: Up to sixth grade. Finances: Ehh? Priorities: None. Mother: Killed. Father: Killed. Siblings: Unknown. Most at ease when: Alone. Ill at ease when: Confronted. How he feels about himself: Pretty Good. Past failure that embarasses him: Ummm.. If granted one wish what would it be: To be richhhh. Greatest strength: Talking skills. Greatest weakness: Always speaks his mind, a little self-centered once in a whille. Optimist or Pessimist: Both and neither. Why?: Sometimes he's pessimistic, and sometimes he's optimistic. Extremely skilled at: Talking people into doing things, getting away with crimes. Extremely unskilled at: Sometimes thinking things through before he does them. Good characteristics: Outgoing, fearless, attractive, witty, entertaining. Character flaws: Not very smart, confused a lot. Biggest regret: Stealing from the ship. e.e Darkest secret: Loves Nicosia. Anyone else know?: Doesn't really have anyone to tell. Pets: Nope. Movies: Movies are rubbish. Rich or poor Poor. D: Job: None at the moment.
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Maxi has a few friends.
Here is a current list of friends Maxi has met in her travels. Links to their lookups hopefully coming soon, er, whenever I stop being so lazy.
Pet Name
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Pet Name
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Maxi's famous? Not quite.
Here is a list of all the directories that Maxi appears in. If you own a bori or Tyrannian pet you can click the link to these great directories and register your pet.

Adopted & Makables!
Mkay, all these pictures are copyright to the name on them, I did not draw them, just gonna make that clear. x3

Fanart!
No fanarts yet? D:
Maxi's Art!
Here is the section of pictures that I have drawn myself for Maxi. x3






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