.:Intro:. You find yourself stuck in a dark cave. You can't see a thing, so you try to feel around the place to find your way out. Suddenly, you bump into something, or rather someone. Hey, watch where you're going, you could've hurt me!I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." You start to say. A dim light suddenly came out of nowhere. You find out that the voice belonged to a kyrii. He was muttering something. Bumpin' around the place, and messin' up my hair like that. Who do you think you are? He says to you. "I'm sorry! I couldn't see anything, it was too dark!" Excuses, excuses! NOBODY touches my hair but me! You look at his hair. He looks like a punk rocker. "Your hair looks fine to me." Thanks. Your hair isn't THAT hideous, either. You force yourself to smile, even though he kind of insulted you. You decide to change the subject. "I'm guest. What's your name?" I'm Leroy. he says to you. "Is it always this dark in here?" Yah-- I mean nah! I just like the dark. It's usually very dim. Sit, sit. Make yourself at home. You could be here a while. He smiles, showing off his sharp, vicious fangs. It sends chills down your spine just looking at them. "So, why don't you tell me about yourself?" Oh, crap.
.:About Meh!:.Name: Leroy is the coolest person ever
Alias: Leroy
Gender: Male
Age: immortal (but for now, 18)
DOB: August 15
Birthplace: Z4QQQsector7
Species: Kyrii
Breed: Jackal, wolf, vampire
Caretaker: Mia
Companion: Kovu
Mom: I miss her...
Dad: He hated me...
Siblings: locations unknown
Friends: are for conformist loosers.
Enemies: none
Love: That is sick.
Offspring: none
Personality: annoying, rude, mean, sarcastic, rebellious
Mood: BORED
Paint Brush: Red (to be Darigan)
Markings: ah.
Accesories: peircings, dog tag
Voice: Joe Jonas
Build: Slim, muscular
Pelt: messy, rugged
Magic: Fire
Allergies: Apples!!
Tounge: American
Accent: American
Diet: Blood...
Fear: The light... it burns.... unless I wear sunglasses.
Flaws: I have a couple of cavities.
Plays: Guitar, keyboard, triangle, tambourines, cymbals, drums, sings
Did You Know?+I can speak backwards.
+I have A.D.D.
+I can see in the dark.
+I live forever, because I drink young blood.
+I can make pancakes appear (LOL).
+'Danger' is my middle name. Everything I do is danger.
+I cut myself to solve my problems.
+I never take off my gloves. EVER. Even when I bathe.
+I am nocturnal. (duh!!)
+I wear sunglasses in the daytime, so the light dosen't murder me.
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.:Roleplay Facts:.
*I might try to bite your pet for their blood, but I will not kill them. I'll leave enough for them.
*I am sarcastic.
*I tend to talk a lot, so you might get annoyed communicating with me.
*I don't scream, cry, or laugh. I can hide my emotions.
*I say stupid things when I'm nervous.
*People say I'm funny. Try not to laugh your head off when I talk.
*I lie all the time. I could be lying now...
*I don't listen to other people. I have the attention span of a 5 year old.
*My mind is pretty easy to change.
.:Likes and Dislikes:.
.:Story:.
I was born in a family of vampires. I had two brothers, one older, one younger, both vampires. Yeah. That's not important though. The exciting part is when my brothers and I were captured when we where just kids. Anyway, we where just sitting there, minding our own business, when these... humans came and shot us with something. Then, everything went black. It was pretty awesome. We woke up 2 hours later, only to find out that we where in a lab that smelled of burnt rubber, dead possum, and decaying gym socks. We were locked in seperate cages, and there was dog tags around our necks. Mine said "Experiment 628". I am still wearing it right now. There where 17 other pets in the lab, too. The humans where carrying a cart with hypodermic needles. A rather pretty nurse took me out of my cage first. She held me down, while some bald doctor person stuck the needle in my arm. Once they were done with me, they locked me up again. Then, one by one, they did the same to the other pets.
This went on everyday for the next 3 years. We get our pointless injections, and we perform stupid tests. Then, we get locked up again, and get fed tasteless, dehydrated foods. Dosen't that sound like fun? The injections were supposed to increase our strength and intelligence; made us immune to diseases, radiation, and other hazards; and kept us young for a VERY long time. We'd mature and grow up and stuff, but we'd never get old. The tests just proved the injections work. Although the injections made me cool, and the tests were fun, I wanted to get out of there as soon as possible. I couldn't stand that horrible smell.
After the scientists left one day, my brothers and I put our plan into action. There was a lock outside our cage doors. My brothers unlocked it with their claws. But not me. I wanted to show off, so I bit through the steel bars. Obviously, they broke. The other pets did that, too. Jealous. We then climbed into the air vents, and made it out of that awful lab. The end.
Mia is just so awesome. I thought of her as my human, she would punish me for playing pranks on the other pets. But, instead, she helps me prank them. She is so much fun to hang out with. But I have to admit, she is pretty irresponsible. Instead of feeding us, she complains when there is nothing to eat. When she tries to cook, she ends up destroying the entire kitchen, and setting the house on fire. The food she serves us after the firemen leave is inedible and hazardous to your health. Then, we are forced to eat it until we throw up. She's too cheap to send us to the doctor after that, so she just gives us a little of everything in the medicine cabinet. I know we're better off alone.
.:My Family:.
Cuddles is the craziest neopet alive. He is really hyper. He can't sleep. He'd be hyper even if dosen't eat a thing, or if he wastes all his energy... if that's possible. Even if we have two completely different personalities, we get along pretty well. He dosen't care if I put moth balls in his food, if I spy on him in the shower, or if I hit him with a knife. I treat him like crap, but he continiues to be nice to me. He saves me when I'm not in trouble, takes the blame for me-- even if it's clearly my fault, and he protects me from bad people. I guess it's because he's a dog, and dogs are loyal to you, or something like that.
Dame is cool. I first met him one night while he was out going to kill someone, and I was looking for someone's blood to svck. We talked and became good friends. Then, I brought him home, and introduced him to Mia and the others. He decided he liked it there, and wanted to stay. Damien is radioactive and prefers to live in the sewers. He tells me to stay out of there, 'cause I might get radiation poisoning. I can't get poisoned, thanks to the injections I was getting years ago. But while he's gone, I secretly go in. I never told him, though. You're not going to tell him, are you?
Frill is incredibly annoying. She always acts like she's so perfect. PLEASE! I seen her make mistakes! Once, when she made sandwiches for the needy, she forgot to cut off the crusts. When she was dusting my room, I found a speck of dust on my desk. I saw her get a 99 on a test, but she hid it away from us. If she gets something perfect, *pauses* I mess it up. I dig up the flowers after she just planted them, and jump on the beds after she just made them. I also eat her homework XD Not to mention, she's scared of germs. She sprays everything to disinfect it. When I'm sick, I like to cough all over her. Every time I have a sore throat, she tells me to cure it! But I don't want to, because it makes my voice sound cool B)
Growlsar and I are really competitive. I always win, duh. Just in case I don't win, I cheat. Once we had a breathing contest. We both held our breath for about 3 minutes, when Growlsar collapsed, and started gasping for air. I was breathing through my nose the whole time. Our arm wrestle was pretty sweet. I won-- by jumping on the table. Well, actually I lifted my body. But he was holding on to the table. We also had a coffee drinking contest, to see who could drink more coffee without getting all hyper. I drank 30 cups, Growlsar only 25. He never said I couldn't drink decaffe. There was a similar contest, to see who could stuff the most marshmallows in our mouth. I secretly swallowed mine. Growlsar is a looser.
Sabe is an alien experiment. He came from the planet... uh.. I'm not sure. He likes technology. He has an unnatural obsession with it. He says that he needs it. He like, absorbs the electricity for energy. (???) I don't know. He's wierd. Sabe and I just don't get along very well. He can't stand my pranks. He calls me... mean. I'm not mean! He also tells me that I have anger problems. But I don't. I never got angry in my entire life. He just can't keep up with my pranks. Sabe also enjoys drawing. He's pretty good at it. Except for when he paints all over my room. That just kind of gets me angry.
Boi scares the crap out of me. (ME!! I'm a VAMPIRE!) He has all these hazardous pointy things all over his shell which can penetrate through your flesh as if it was wet toilet paper. I should mention that he also has a craving for human and neopet flesh, just to warn you. As if that wasn't enough, he's also a cannibal. The dude killed his own parents! What kind of sick mind would do such a thing? Every day (or night, or afternoon, or whatever), he sneaks into our room, and tries to kill us. Each one of us had to put chains on our door, so he won't get in. (He still gets in.) I'm calling 911.
Fang is a pack rat. He goes out in the city, and collects random junk from the streets. He carries this golf bag (that he stole) and puts his "treasures" in it. Even if he sees someone drop something, he does not intend on returning it. I saw him pick up a used hypodermic needle (it's last owner most probably had AIDS) and put it in his bag. Fang also... licks things :P He wants to know what they taste like. Fang is a bit immature at times. He gets amazed by little things like candy, sand boxes, and McDonald's happy meal toys. He has a mental problem.
Crystal is really annoying. She raids our closets (she goes in my room!) in search for jewelry, or anything else that she can wear as an accessory. She is gone most of the time, wandering in the city, stealing jewelry from stores, off the streets, and off other peoples' hands. When she comes back, she empties the cabinets of any junk food, likes to hog it all, and never shares any of it. There are times where she can be pretty cool. Like this one time, she snuck into Frilly's room, took her diary, unlocked it with her claw, and let me read it with her. Frill's diary is the most boring diary I ever read. It only said obvious gooey lovey stuff about her crush.
Scepter is scary beyond all reason. I cannot think of one good excuse for Mia dragging him in here. He's slowly dying. He keeps stinking up the house with his excruciatingly severe body odor. He constantly throws up, sheds his fur, and bleed all over the place. It's disgusting. I can't take it anymore! Plus, he's boring. He dosen't want to have any fun, play games, or even talk to us. All he does is cry. He has three years to live, why not enjoy it? Oh well. Not my problem.
Zelda is cool. She is just like me, and Mia. We all have a lot in common. We enjoy acting crazy and crashing into things; we put $50 bills in soda machines; we like squirting silly string at houses and cars; we enjoy playing pranks on the others; we cheat on competitions and games; we throw mosh pits; we get stuck in revolving doors; and we spray paint our neighbors' house, car, hedges, fences, and neopets. People think we're crazy. Zelda is a vegan. She does not eat any animal products, and she protests against the use of animal skins and furs for clothes and other stuff.
Zoey. I'm not very fond of her. She's one of those zen lupes, the ones that are into meditating. She also enjoys doing martial arts, painting, singing, and dancing. A lot of guys have fallen for her, but she just kept rejecting and turning them down. They weren't good enough for her. Another thing about Zoe. She's from the future. It's true. She traveled here, to the present, in order to help us, 'cause she knows what will happen. Zoey can time travel to any year she wants. Meaning she can go back a few minutes and fix any mistakes, or change something. She can tell what consequences our actions might have, just by having a vision of the future. She can also slow down, rewind, freeze, and fast forward time as if it's a video.
.:PetPet:.
*holds up petpet* This is Kovu, my quetzal. Careful how you handle him... he bites. He's venomous. If he bites you, you'll be dead within an hour. (Unless you get treatment, first) I keep him to scare the crap out of Frillyansae. (She's scared of him.) Don't be afraid of him. He won't bite you unless you get him angry. Kovu likes waffles. He also likes donuts. And he doesn't like your pants.
.:Friends:. Aww, I have no friends. Would you like to be my friend? Together, we can take over the world-- I mean have lots of good, clean fun :)
.:Enemies:.Why is this section left blank? 'Cause I want it to! I hope I'll never have to put a picture of anybody up here. That's a shame.
.:Love:.
Love? You're kidding, right? Either that, or you're dumber than a peanut. I'm not looking for a mate, and if any girls out there like me, well, tough luck. What makes you think I would want to go out with her? Besides, I'm already after Jessica Alba. She's MINE!!
.:Offspring:. Okay, this is going a little too far. I DO NOT have kids!! I'm 18! Don't ask me stupid questions like that!
.:Adopties:.
Rules*Don't use them in any contest
*Don't steal them
*Keep the link on
*You can only take them if they have the code
Requests: CLOSED
Trades: If I feel like it.
WILL DO
-Change wings (if nessecary)
-Exposed bones
-Accesories such as bracelets, piercings, glasses, bandanas, necklaces, ties, hats, gloves, scarves, tiaras, eyepatches, masks, headbands, belts, antennas, goggles
-Up to 3 tails
-Missing ears, tails, eyes
WON'T DO
-Missing limbs
-Multiple heads, limbs, wings
-Clothes such as shirts, shoes, vests, pants, shorts, skirts, dresses, jackets
REQUEST FORM
Full name of pet:
Nickname:
Link to a ref page:
Gender:
Your shoe size (I'm kidding):
Me.
Dame
.:Toy Box:.
.:Award:.
Electric Guitar Award
*Your pet must have an awesome layout. I don't want a plain old solid colored background, or something crappy that you found on Google. No crayon drawings, either. It has to be something YOU drew-- not your mom, dad, brother, sister, or dog-- you.
*Plagorism. I will allow it, but not too much.
*Yes, before you ask, more than one pet can apply for the award, and more than one pet can win it. If I randomly come across your page, I'll give you the award. Otherwise, you have to beg for it.
*Your pet must be unique. Copying stuff from someone else's pet is not tolerated, especially if it's me. That is sick and wrong on so many levels. Giving credit for what you stole is not an excuse. It has to be original. No Naruto headbands.
*Do not steal the award off a page that won the real version of the award. I know who I gave it to. I'm not that stupid. Your page dosen't have to be complete, just look good.
*For the neomail subject, write "Orange Pickle Baskets" so I will know you read the rules. If that is not the subject, I will automatically delete your pathetic request. Sorry about that. Not. 
AWARD URL:
Winners:Kromanga
AWARDS I WON!!
.:Fan Art:.
Draw a picture of me, people.
.:Link Back:.
.:Go Away:.
.:FAQ:.
Q: Will you draw a picture for me?
A: That's a good question. Any more questions?
Q: Will you make an adoptable of my pet?
A: Only if it are worth wasting my time for, and if you have one of me.
Q: What is the background song called?
A: Thnks Fr Th Mmrs, by Fall Out Boy.
Q: Can my pet date you?
A: If she is hot and good enough for me. And if she can stuff her fist in her mouth. That'd be cool.
Q: Can my pet be your friend?
A: I'll have to-- look, a bird! Wait, what was your question?
Q: Nevermind. How did Mia come up with your design?
A: While she was bored in math class, she sketched a picture of me, instead of falling asleep, shooting spitballs at the teacher, asking pointless questions, not doing her work, and passing notes in class... as usual.
Q: Someone stole your design!
A: *gets into a screaming fit and reports user*
HOLD UP!
My entire design is all Mia's idea! Do not, for any reason steal it! My awesome spiked hair is her idea. Every part of me is her idea! Don't use anything that's mine on your pet; especially if you're not going to give any credit! If Mia catches you doing that, you'll get reported! (Of course, she WILL warn you first) JUST DON'T DO IT!!
Q: Can I draw a fan art picture of you?
A: Sure, I'll put it up, too! But it better be good... or else I'll steal your pants.
Q: Why are you so mean to the others?
A: *pauses* I don't know.
Q: Can you really make pancakes appear?
A: Yes-- I had one for breakfast this morning! XD
Q: Are you lying?
A: Yeah.
Q: How many NPs does Mia have?
A: What are you getting at?
Q: Can she get me a *insert extremely expensive item here*?
A: This interview is over.
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