*The new screenies are at the top of each category

I eliminated my avatar screenies because they were kind of pointless and not that funny.

After I created Anailyn, I stopped buying lemons.

It all started when I was trying to feed her one after she was painted pink and the chaos started.

I almost lost my eye ;-.- "BUT I HATE LEMONS, Anailyn shouted.

It's just a fruit, now eat it.

But THEY'RE PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER NEOPIA."

Now I know you're thinking "Oh jee a schitzophrenic pet that hates lemons how interesting, let me fall down laughing."

But oh no my friend, I fear that the lemons may be plotting a rebellion.

Why not the limes? Well, why not the limes?

For one, limes are sweeter than lemons and I hear more people yelling "Agh I got lemon juice in my eye.

Although lime juice in the eye can happen, limes don't get all the negativity that lemons do.

Eew mom, this lemon's sour."--see?

Why do you think there's a usul lemon bomb and not a strawberry bomb? Or a lime or rasberry bomb? Hmm?

I mean, lemonade is a delightful drink, and to those lemons of neopia, drinking lemonade is canibolism.

I assume in a country or two eating lemons raw is a delight and a delicacy to be eaten, but I dare you to tell Anailyn that.

Now, I'm rambling, but I must show you what a shadowy figure gave me on the morning of February 11th.

Warning: this image may frighten small children and or immature older persons

Let the conspiracy begin...

And on a lighter note, on to my screenies =D

-gasp- And now get a uber rare glimpse or a *real* Flying toaster in action.
Savor the moment

Have you always wanted to be known as someone funny? Trying to break out into the Neopian World of fame and fortune? Well start here by applying to be in a screenie. Do you think you have what it takes? Well what are you waiting for? Neomail me now, to get a head start on your "career!

Neomail Me & I'll add you xD

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*Names have been removed so people won't point their fingers and laugh.