Introduction You peer around this strange place. Everything is a little bit strange, each in a different way. A fake green sky has been attached to the roof, so by walking to the end of the room, you can touch the skies. A seemingly innocent mural of a pink paintbrush grows a face, and starts eating an asparagus. How strange...a swimming pool is wired up, so when you put your foot in the water, it slowly retracts into a circular fountain, so you are just standing in a pit in the ground. There is a squirrel in a top hat. Finally, there is a bookcase on the ceiling, with a small ladder leading up to it. As you struggle to read the covers (Discover Xweetoks, Xweetok Grooming and Love, Laughs Xweetoks), the bookcase suddenly springs open to reveal a white room, and smiling inside it, a pink Xweetok. "Ahh! Kneeled, haven't seen you in such a long time!" About Him He is carefree, and he is well-loved. He knows all he needs to know, but just that: he realises he gets further when he goes the extra mile. The two black bands he wears are charity wristbands, popular amongst humans also. The prophits for those particular bands go to The Soup Kitchen: after all, the poor faerie needs all the help she can get. He is gentle yet he loves to disobey orders, just to see what happens. A true leader. Kneeled Hello guest, you're on time, as usual!" He grins. "No no...I'm sorry to interupt, but I am 20 minutes late. I got caught in Grey Day mourning." You say, confused. "Ah no, my friend! You see I don't tell the time by checking a normal clock, my clock tells me when visitors are able to arrive. And you, were not able to park until...roughly...three minutes and fourteen point nine eight six seconds ago. Approximately." You stare at this strange creature, and he suddenly bursts into fits of hysterical laughter. "Ahaha, I had you GOING there! I'm not this strange, goodness no. I simply like to invent...like a room that paints itself, and a clock that tricks my guests." He pauses, to unwrap a packet of amaretto biscuits, and pour out hot water from his teapot. He hands you the coffee, and when you hesitate before drinking, he explains "House Blend. Supposedly made from three bricks: a mud brick from Tyrannia, a concrete brick from Neopian Central and a cloud brick from Faerieland. Or, it's just coffee." He smiles widely, chuckling at his own joke. Suddenly, there is a rap on the peculiar green door. His smile is gone, replaced by what could only be fear. "Goodness gracious...they're here." Fact File Name: Kneeled Gender: Male Nickname: Kneel Neopets Age: 31458 hours Human Age: 14 years Colour: Pink Species: Xweetok Mother: ViewPoint Father: Unknown Siblings: Ilianym Romancic Status: Uninterested Friends: Luxxi and Hi Friends And Family ViewPoint the Ghost Xweetok: Otherwise known as mum. I basically couldn't ask for a better role model in life...(I say basically, because it would obviously be more useful to me if she was male. She's caring and she puts everybody else before herself; ever selfless. She'll pour all her faith and trust into a person, right up until she has a good reason not to. She cares so much about everyone, it's quite strange. Ilianym the Blue Aisha: She is always underestimating herself: because she isn't painted, she sees herself as common, standard person, though we do all we can to change this. She is very upfront, in that if you are doing something wrong, she will tell you, and offer advice on how to fix it. She doesn't fight, not because she is lazy, or weak, but because mum spends a fortune paying for all the latest nail polishes...such a girl! Kejlux the Pink Xweetok: She's probably my best friend, not all that ahead of Hi, but we talk more, and about more things. It's nice to get the opposite gender's view, as sometimes you get the total wrong end of the stick, and you could ruin a potential friendship. Mum contacted her mum as she'd seen Luxxi in a directory, and wanted me to have more friends. SO embarresing! Anyway, she spotted this near-twin of mine, and thought of me. Mind you, don't go by what you see on our mum's lookups. We're NOT identical: she has two hearts on her thigh, and she wears a gold bracelet. I have a star on my thigh, and I wear two black charity wristbands. Haha, so NOW you know! Hietien the Pink Xweetok: As I said before, the only difference between Luxxi and Hi is that me and Luxxi talk more. Hi is great fun though, and he proves that pink is NOT just for girls (as do I, but he does it cooler!). Mind you, I don't wear pink so much, it took bribery (a pack of cookies) to get me to have this page even a little pink. He's proud of his colouring, in a way I hope to resemble when I grow up. All in all, he pwns! Toybox End Who is it?" You ask, worried by the look of panic on the young Xweetoks face. He gestures at you to hide, and you try to crawl underneath a table, but you are too slow. The door bangs open, and a shadow falls directly into your hiding place. The muffin man has arrived. With (dun dun DUN) Dungberry Muffins! Credits & Disclaimer Layout, Content and CSS by me. Image on main banner by suta-raito.com Ah. A little place for ME to chat! Kneeled is always open for new friends (or at least until they make his lookup look plain silly) and so are my other pets, on my main and here. Also, they should be able to join most directories. Hmm, not, as such, a disclaimer, more of a rant. Ah well, hope you enjoyed the page! WHOOTETH!