You stare with annoyance at the silent lupine before you. He sits directly infront of you, tassle thudding the ground, mismatched eyes glistening as he watches you, visage creased in an impish grin, one lobe flopped slightly over his face. You await impatiently for him to move, or at least speak, yet he does neither, seemingly content to just sit and gaze at you, aggrivating smile never faltering. You sigh and fold your arm, shifting your weight and directing your gaze to the blue sky, deciding that you are prepared to wait. At this, the lupine decides to acknowledge you with more than just his broad grin, and straightens slightly, clearing his throught, much to your annoyance and begins to talk, a somewhat dented english accent evident.

Gutentag, Bonjour, Bonjourno, Konichiwa, and Hallo, he chortles happily, lifting a hind leg to scratch behind hisear before continuing, I'm Kinovu, or Novu. But Your Royal Highness is the preferance. So nice to see you. Care for a cup of tea? One lump, or two? Scones? Coke or Pepsi? And would you like fries with that?

Perhaps it would've been a wiser choice to have just simply walked away.

Hue

The lupine looks down at his odd coloured pelt, then back up at you, face reddened as he grins sheepishly.

It wasn't my fault, alright! he protests at your unimpressed gaze, I didn't know, really! It looked just like normal slime to me. How was i supposed to know it contained toxic stuff?? Huh?! he paused to look about with narrowed, shifty eyes, hunching over slightly, There was this log, right? And, i swear it was out to get me. One minute it was on the side of the path, and the next...POOF! There it was, right infront of me! another pause, this time to straighten up, nose in the air, And of course, since i was running soo fast, i didn't have time to stop, and it tripped me up, that little bugger of a log. And then..well, i just, kinda..you know, fell. Into the slime. That was toxic. Nothin' really i could'ah done about it. Besides, i think it adds to my personality. He nods his head feverently, puffing out his chest proudly, tail wagging.

Optical Illusions

I was born with grey eyes, y'see, Novu explains, as he crouches down, attention slipping as he spots a small lady beetle that had landed on a blade of green grass, And i could only see in grayscale because of it. Right pain that was too. While everybodies going 'Wow..look at the gorgeous colours!! Look Novu! Look, a rainb-...oh..oh yeah, sorry about that, forgot.' I was staring at a black'n'white sky. He reaches out one paw slowly, then swats at the beetle, causing it to fly away hurriedly, buzzing in protest. He sits up and returns his gaze to you, then, when i had my little 'slime accident' one of my eyes turned green. he turned his head to reveal a vibrant, apple-green eye before continuing, I dunno what it was, must'a had something to do with the toxic and stuff, but it changed my sight in such a way, that now i can see the colour green. It's hard to explain. I still see in grayscale, but everything that is green, i see in green. He shrugs, unable to explain any better.

I R SPESHUL LOLOLL

Art

Here's some lovely art that other people have drawn for me, he sighs dramatically with a flick of his tail, I feel so special..

(to see the full image just click on it and drag it to the address bar)

KBYE

He yawns boredly, showing pearly white fangs and a pink tongue, and raises one paw to wave it at you, head turned to the side, nose shoved in the air.

You may leave now he sniffs, suddenly taking on a completely different personality, You're tiring me

After watching another wave of the paw and an impatient sniff you turn on your heels, mumbling under your breath. Stupid whacked animal..