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Congratulations

You have found your way to the SSD.

If you're here, you are either lost, completely mad, out of your mind, or a little bit of all. If you have no idea what the RRDA is, click here. If you are already a member of the RRDA, congratulations on making your way here. The SSD is a secret division of the RRDA and is run by the reclusive Mr. Dutton. You will never speak to Mr. Dutton, and he will never speak to you; deal with it. He only speaks with The General.The SSD is completely thankless system where all your accomplishments are kept silent and the only reward you get is the satisfaction of knowing you did your job. Think you can do it?

Why? You may ask.

Simple. Why not?

Joining

Are you sure you're up to it?

Not everyone is cut out to be a member of the SSD, one has to be quick, agile, swift, fearless, brave and other such qualities must be present if you are to join. If you think yourself capable of joining, mail this entrance exam to General Glitter with your answers included. Failure to answer any question satisfactorily, your request will be denied. Remember, as an agent, you are nobody, and you do everything with confidence. You never reveal emotion.
Still up for it? Here's the quiz:
(Note: You need only send General Glitter your letter answers. If you pass, you shall be given an assigned name. Good luck.)

1.You come across an enemy scout. Do you…
A) …Run away
B) …Sneak up behind it and take it out with a judo chop
C) …Stay put and wait for backup
D) …Use your dart gun from a distance

2.You are surrounded by the enemy. The thing to do is to…
A) …Surrender, there's no point in fighting
B) …Leap into the fray bellowing a battle cry
C) …Play dead
D) …Point over their shoulders and say 'Look! A distraction!' then make your escape.

3.The rain in Spain stays mainly on the…
A) …Airport
B) …Squirrel
C) …Plain
D) …Toast

4.Mr. Dutton speaks to…
A) …Not me
B) …General Glitter
C) …Never me
D) …All of the above

5.You realize you are being tailed by an enemy, do you…
A) …Turn around and confront them
B) …Try to lose them by choosing a random path
C) …Dart around a corner and ambush them
D) …Run away flailing your arms madly

6.Will you tell anyone about the SSD?
A) Yes. Duh! All my friends
B) No.

7.Are you in the RRDA?
A) Yes.
B) The what?

8.You find yourself lost in the enemy's lair. Do you…
A) …Approach the nearest guard and ask for directions?
B) …Curl up in a corner and cry?
C) …Continue sneaking around—you'll get out eventually?
D) …Capture a guard and weasel information out of them before disposing of them?

9.What is the airspeed velocity of an un-laden swallow?
A) 45 m/s
B) A lot.
C) African or European?
D) I don't know that!

10.Who are you?
A) No one of consequence.
B) The best spy ever!
C) A soldier who will follow orders.
D) Squirrel!

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