Welcome!
Ah, hello guest! Come in, come in! Feel free to take a look around, but watch out for some of the ducks, they bite....This page will be changing a lot. I'm still working the kinks out of it, so bear with me.What Is The RRDA?
Glad you asked. RRDA stands for Royal Rubber Duck Army. We are an organization fighting to rid the world of the utterly evil rubber chickens. Join us, and be a part of an illustrious army who aims to overthrow the rubber chickens.How Did The RRDA Start?
You may be wondering who on earth has come up with this epic plot to overthrow the rubber chickens. Well, it was me. General Glitter. This started as just an idea in the back of my mind, but it started to grow until it was a full-fledged plan taking up most of my mind. You see, I had noticed how rubber chickens seemed to be getting a lot of attention and how rubber ducks were rarely mentioned aside from in Sesame Street and other little childish things. Then it clicked. The rubber chickens were obviously trying to subdue the rubber ducks and accomplish world domination. So, I took immediate action. I quickly contacted the rubber ducks and told them of my discovery. They were not surprised. With their permission, I started the RRDA. And here we are today. We have successfully started to bring this crisis into the light as people have become more aware. We have had many new recruits and will always welcome more.What exactly, does the RRDA do?
Well, my dear friends. I shall tell you. There is no huge obligation when you join us. We only ask that whenever possible, you try your best to stop the uprising of the rubber chickens. So if you're walking through a store that sells rubber chickens, dont buy one. Better yet, hide them so others can't buy them! And always remember to encourage yourself to sing 'The Rubber Ducky Song'.I Wanna Join!
So, you want to join, eh? Splendid! Before you can join, you must take the oath. Send a neomail to General Glitter containing this oath:I, (your name here), vow to uphold the honor of the Royal Rubber Duck Army by always being around when needed, following the orders of my superiors, and staying true to the Rubber Ducks by /never/ going over to the evil of the Rubber Chickens. By taking this vow, I promise to be a good and valuable soldier for this Royal Army. Quack.
Neomail this oath to General Glitter!
Who's In This Army?
So, people may be wondering who exactly is in the elite army. Well, here is a list of all our members.The Officers:
General Glitter: Glitter34bubba. The main Founder of the RRDA.
Colonel Spooky: Spookyboo269. Co-Founder of RRDA.
Lieutenant Colonel Hen: Hen1248. Maker of awesome screenies.
Major Arianna: Kitty4648. Another Maker of awesome screenies.
Captain Chloe: Lunas_eclipse. Owner of the Non-Awesome list.
Captain Morrissiey: Nick_devin. Screenier who loves fanmail.
Captain Jennifer: Bobble173_2. Lurker who's always there even when you don't notice.
First Lieutenant Lade: __lade__. Maker of spiffeh shields.
Second Lieutenant Sabrieyl: Sabrieyl. Capturer of HC's moments of glory.
First Sergeant Julia: Beatrice2245. Very tough screenier.
Master Sergeant Dani: Random_girl7. Lurker who left her brain in Connecticut.
Staff Sergeant TCS: Yamixstar. Demented slacker of the RP boards.
Sergeant Sam: Go_kiki_go. Little sister of General Glitter.
Sergeant Molly: Mmm1005. Lurker who plays a mean trumpet.
Corporal Shadowstar: Draiklord567. Thrower of pies in peoples faces.
Private Jelly: What_is_up_with_you2. Enjoys jello, but tastes like chicken.
Private Zoe: Zoegirl456. She shall always be watching you......DUN DUN DUN!
Private Z: Zebra_stripes95. Lover of pie and a total demon.
Private Gabby: 420twiztid_freakshow. Thrower of mushrooms at random bystanders.
Private Mandy: Coca_cola88. Always has tongue stuck to frozen yogurt.
Private Em: Emshin_7. Obeyer of rubber duck in room.
Private Sabrina: Fairytigerqueen. Evil monster who's hiding under your bed.
Private Soda: Soda_boy. Resident of neocola and occasionally coca cola.
Private Reema: Reemacute97. Devourer of 50 chocolate bars in a minute.
Private Tirtza: Tirtza. Only Private with mad fencing skills.
Private Lisa: Lisa1581. Eater of delicious cakes and cookies.
Private Billeh: Werft. Roommate with a meepit named Rainbow.
Private Rose: Northernwind330. So cool that ice cubes are jealous. Or so she thinks.
Private Pixi: _Pirate_pixi_. Is in reality, a vampire werewolf.
Private Bella: Ponzi1999. Consumer of apples and bananas...
Private Laine: Aishalover45228. Communicator with our canine allies.
Private Queen: _Warrior_queen_. Owner of a quacking bird.
Private Kym: Kym_alchemist. Trainer of devil duckies, happens to be half duck demon.
Private Drew: Qwerty425. Champion swimmer of all the RRDA.
Private Shroom: Xx_destati. Is a talking mushroom. Great camouflager.
Private Rawr!: Pheonix_tomb. Recorder of important events.
Private Unknown: Firedog_96. Has an odd fascination for peace signs.
Private Hilda: Hi_hello_hi_3. Creator of the Mega Rubber Chicken Blaster.
Private Kate: Boris_rule135. Trainer of karate ducks.
Private Britt: Missizlaydee.
Private Kisa: Souma_kisa_15. Maker of web pages and writer of poems.
Private Ringo: Supergruslen. Alto Saxophone player of doom!!!!
Private Katelynn: _Ashybby. Thrower of erasers at people.
The Soldiers:
Koda: Colonel Spookys Assistant. (He's a rubber duck)
Thomas: Captain Morrissiey's assistant. (He's a rubber duck)
Sir Mister: Second Lieutenant Sabrieyl's assistant. (He's a rubber duck and was knighted by the Rubber Duck Queen.)
Steve: Master Sergeant Dani's assistant. (He's a rubber duck.)
Brave Sir Robin: Staff Sergeant TCS's assistant. (He's a rubber duck and was knighted by the Rubber Duck Queen.)
Bob: Captain Chloe's assistant. (He's a rubber duck)
Bobetta: Private Jellys' assistant. (She's a rubber duck, and Bobs twin sister)