Hey there! My name is jonathan_998 the Bruce and I am the coolest Bruce alive! I am the third of four brothers and sisters. Well, actually, I am the only man I the house, and very proud of it. I was adopted by 2silly_girl2 around 90830 hours ago. Well, actually a bit later, because I was adopted from the pound after my previous owner left me. I can't really remember how it was. I just remember being in that scary pound, and being very happy after 2silly_girl2 came to pick me up. Not long after that we had a complete family with me and my sisters Kiara, Zhora and Danica.


ashadowofthruth made this glitter picture of me. Isn't it pretty?

It is very tough being the only man in a house full of women, but I have my own room in my neohome where I can hide if they are really annoying. But luckily they almost never are. We mostly just have fun together, play outside, make jokes, be a family. We're all really different, but we get along great.

There are a few things I really love;

Brucicles...
Disco Dancing...
Bruce Items...
My Petpet Aurora...
Bruce Books...
Playing games...
... and Jelly!

But of course I love my family more. ;) Because I have so many passions, weird things happened to me. The weirdest thing that ever happened to me happened because of my passion for jelly.

I was sitting in our neohome, when I noticed I was hungry. And well, you know, when a Bruce has to eat, a Bruce has to eat! So I got some glowing jelly out of the fridge. But by the time I had my third jelly, I felt kinda weird. Then 2silly_girl2 walked in, and let out a screech. "Johnny, what have you done?!" She asked me. I didn't know what she was talking about, untill I looked in the mirror. There I was. But I wasn't a Blue Bruce anymore... I turned color to Glowing! I was kinda shocked at first, but I really like it. Now I don't have to use my nightlight anymore! 2silly_girl2 always told me that she thought that someting special was going to happen to me. And she was right!!!

Of course, at first, Kiara had to make jokes all the time. But I'm used to that cause we kid around all the time. But now my sisters think it's cool too. They wish they were painted too. Except I wasn't really painted. Confusing huh?


I'm not the only one to who this happened!

In our neohome I have the prettiest room of all. 2silly_girl2 designed it just for me, and it has Doughnut and Jinjah furniture! At first Silly wasn't really sure if she should go thru with it, thinking I might sleepwalk again and eat my furniture, but when she saw how much I loved it she did it anyway. And I have the best and tastiest room of all! In my room I also have posters of concerts that I visited. I really love going to concerts. My favorite bands are Jazzmosis and Sticks N Stones. They rock!

Also, one of my biggest talents is dancing. I am the leanest and meanest Disco Dancer you'll be able to find in all of Neopia. Every Saturday, when my sister are watching their favorite tv-show, Usuki Times, 2silly_girl2 practises some moves with me, and every week we learn more. Every winter there is a grand dance, just for Bruces. 2silly_girl2 always takes me, and we have so much fun there!!!


See, I told you I'm the best dancer!

Bruces are originally from Terror Mountain, so maybe I'm prejudged if I say that Taelia is my favorite faerie of all, but she is! She is so kind and sweet to everyone, and that while she is constantly in the cold habitat of Terror Mountain. You know, a lot of the other faeries make fun of her because she lives there, but she is the best, and always will be.

You probably don't know why there are Super Peas on this page. Well, I'll tell you. When I turned color to Glowing, my family gave me an extra nickname; Super Pea. Why? Well, just like the Super Pea I'm cool, green, funky, smart, useful and SuperStrong. I don't often go to the Mystery Island Training School or to the Swashbuckling Academy, but that's just because I'm already THE strongest Bruce... or at least in my dream world.

Of course I know that the Bruce is the Nr. 1 Neopet species. How can we not be? After all, you haven't rocked unless you've rocked with a Bruce! But I won't say that too loud around Kiara. Or Zhora. Or Danica. They all think differently. I just think that they ate too much sugar. But again, I won't tell them that.

Sugar might be bad for you, so you'd might want to keep it to Brucicles, Jellies, Chia Pops and Bruce Cakes.

But of course, the very best thing you can feed you pet is a Bruce Morphing Potion. Because, be honest: a Bruce is the best thing you can have!

And of course, there is proof that the Bruce is the best. First of all, you should meet the most famous Bruce in all of Neopia--ME! ... well, ok, just kidding. Actually, it's superdupercool Brucey B! He set up his own slots, and there is no-one in Neopia who doesn't know Brucey B! But just one minor detail; he's the worst Cheat! player that ever lived.

And besides Brucey, we have another famous Bruce amongst us; Denethrir. (okay, I know he's not real, but he's still a Bruce!)

Behold the two mighty Bruces that grace Neopia with their presence:

Brucey B (and his lucky coin of course)

Denethrir (see, told you he's cool!)

My picture will be up on the Wall of Fame too one day: as a Disco Dancer, or the First Bruce to turn Glowing because of Jelly. It doesn't matter which one it is.

And last but not least; when I'm not strutting my stuff, I loooove a good snowball fight. When we go on a weekend trip to Terror Mountain, that's what me and my family do all day. And of course, in the end, we are soaken wet. But it's just so much fun, and 2silly_girl2 doesn't mind. She even participates! And at the end of the day, we drink hot coco with marshmallows. So you can see that my family just is awesome!

So, if you want to know even more about me, my siblings, or if you just want to talk... why not drop 2silly_girl2 a message, maybe you could become great friends! I really hope so. Well, I'm off. I see a delicious jelly waiting for me... have a very Brucey day!

Me after it went wrong during ice-skating on Terror Mountain.

Remember; There is only ONE ultimately cool Bruce. ME!




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