... Attacked people with Hatchets and is called the Bunnyman o.o

But one day someone got up enough courage to stop his malicious plots of revenge and doom. The Bunnyman was still angry about the incident that happened when he was four. You see, a squirrel ran out of nowhere and...

gave him some nuts!

But it ended up the Bunnyman was severly allergic to nuts. So, as a way to celebrate his fourth birthday, he spent three weeks in the hospital. While he was in the hospital, his mom...

....made a portal that teleported them to the USA.

Then the bunnyman almost died because he... he was taken off life support because the teleportation waves messed with the equipment. Yes, he was that allergic. His mom was then blamed for him almost dying, so then he went into a foster home. But his foster parent...

...was a bear who liked to eat squirrels.

And since the bear had a horrible astigmitism, it couldn't see the bunnyman properly without his glasses. When he sat on his glasses, he accidently mistook the bunnyman for a squirrel the next day, and then he tried to eat him. The bunnyman, however, escaped by...

...using his super power, which was to make noodles appear out of his hands...

...but they were REALLY snarfnoodles!

so the bear got beaten up with the snarfnoodles. which, at that point, the bunnyman was far too mentally destroyed to want to go live with another parent. so he lived by himself, still four years old, which is the reason he went pyscho and tried to later kill people with axes.

The person who decided to stop him was named...

Voldemort...

Voldemort thought that by eliminating the bunnyman, he could hit Harry's weak spot. Because he KNEW the bunnyman was like harry's number one obession. So, with his wand in his hand, he...

...conjured up Mr. Happypants, who immediately used his SupahHappydaisy Wand to turn the Bunnyman into...

INTO A SLOTH MINION OMGAR

Voldemort was mad because villains don't work together well, so he tried to blast Mr. Happypants and the Bunnyman to Pluto. But he accidently hit himself with the spell, causing him to...

...turn into asparagus, and the Bunnyman immediately resorted to chopping him up into bite-sized pieces and devouring his former master

However, he also had a reaction to Asparagus, which cause him to...

...grow an extra nose, which poor voldemort envied greatly.

In revenge, Voldemort hopped over to the bunnyman like Junior the asparagus from veggietales. He took out a light saber, and declared...

(At this point I blurted out "'SLOTH, I AM YOUR FATHER!' Wait, the Tiki Tack man already took that job!" But it didn't count since it was Tennis's turn.)

.... "If the Bunnyman is not captured and returned to me in 37.56 seconds, I will personally search out destroy every gar fish in my realm!" The Villagers spread out to find the Bunnyman and...

...and, instead of finding the bunnyman, they found a bizarre little meepit who was screaming and pointing in the direction of the sky. The meepit told them...

...the meepit already knew that his distracting technique had worked. Sugar and her faithful amazingly supo fantastic sidekick Tennis had already arrived unharmed, and put their plan into action...

; their plan that involved getting revenge for Mr. Happypants's death (errr, no. Nevermind.) and blowing the Bunnyman up with Ash's dishwasher.

Carefully, sugar loaded the dishwasher with premium dishwasher soap and handed the dishwasher for tennis to...

...Add the secret ingredient which people must never know: the hair of Bethany Writhecombe. They quickly searcehd the village for their victim, the only place where the plan could go wrong, and...

suddenly Dr. Sloth appeared out of nowhere to quickly explain that had just been one of his 567 clones, and that he was unharmed. (Yay, Sloth lives! I mean BOOOO)

(At this point, Sugar fled, only to come back because she smelt mustard cooking in the kitchen of the village.) Tennis suddenly pointed at the bonfire, certain that behind it he had seen the bunnyman's ear. Quietly, they crept and...

..and continued searching for Bethany Writhecombe However, when they reached her mansion in the heart of the village, they found to their horror that Sloth had already captured the poor girl They turned around sadly, but all of a sudden the bunnyman appeared...

and sammi (who is really snarkie, as we all know) appeared out of nowhere and used her ninja skills to defeat the bunnyman

he fell to the ground and melted into a pool of shimmering seagrass, and sugar accidently got seagrass all over her shoe.

however, sammi-snarkie didn't feel like being in the story. so she poofed before she could help with her slothy's problem. so we...

... suddenly figured out how to steal the Writhecombe hair from Sloth Sugar used her Meepit Call to summon all of the Meepits within a 5mile radius, and then, that night, the meepits ambushed Sloth with their frightening Big Staring Eyes Sloth was immediately scared out of his mind by the eyes, and...

...and he ran away from the creepy eyes. Right into the fireplace. Sloth, being indestructible and such, didn't get burnt, but he could no longer see where he was going due to the ash. So then he...

... lost track of Writhecombe, and Sugar immediately captured her, cutting off alock of hair, for...

to make sure the dishwasher was running properly!

using her dishwasher skills, Sugar tried to turn on the dishwasher so it didn't work. so she threw it. It almost hit Dr. Sloth, but she purposely missed and then lied about it later.

So Tennis...

..tennis thwacked sugar with a candy cane because he could see into the future and knew that Sugar would lie to him

However, while he was distracted, Sloth stole one of the precious Meepits, and ran off...

...only to find that Sugar was now tackling him in a desperate attempt to save the poor meepit.

Sugar then hit sloth with a box of sour patch kids candy, angry that she had purposely missed him and lied and yet sloth had still theifed her older sister Renee in meepit form.

Renee bit Sloth, and...

... ran off, except Sloth followed Renee to her Meepit Camp, and stole all of the meepits

Sugar and tennis were stunned, as an escapee named Leonardo ran back to them in fright, the poor meepit explained what had happened and told the two Kadders where Sloth was escaping to

Sugar knew they only had one way to save the meepits....

and it involved stealing Leroy's socks.

Carefully, she snuck up to Leroy. Then, without warning, she knocked him over, stole his socks, and threw a random faerie doll she had found at him. She also apologized. The socks were to be used for a potion, a potion that would...

...cause Sloth to be forever in debt to the Kadoaties, meaning that if a Kad went an hour wihtout being fed, Sloth would have to feed the kad, or else....

...or else he would spontaneously combust. Getting help from Sophie (at the tiny cost of your sanity while wasting your time digging for no apparent reason), they made a potion that would do whatever tennis said in his last post. Yeah.

Carefully, Tennis walked up to Dr. Sloth and...

.... was about to force feed the potion to him when sloth whispered "I can get you Snarkies Autograph! Tennis, in complete shock dropped the potion and followed Sloth to Snarkies neohome, while Sugar.....

ran faster then both of you.

Sugar, getting there first, was almost blown up by snarkie's attack lab pet named Smarloe, who was very angry because he had been turned Tuskaninny. But Tennis saved Sugar. Because Tennis is cool like that.

Suddenly Tennis tripped and spilt the potion, nearly killing sloth. Then snarkie burst out of her house and...

Snarkie zapped that post which Sugar didnt like because tennis saved her by using that as a sacrifice

...immediately captured sloth, sloth, helpless in snarkie's chokehold, simply sat there limply Snarkie then looked solemnly at tennis and sugar and asked, "What would you like me to do with him?:, they replied....

Snarkie then looked solemnly at tennis and sugar and asked, "What would you like me to do with him?:, they replied....

Put him in the cheese vats!

But then, suddenly, Sugar felt sorry for Sloth. He's just naturally evil you know, and some of those meepits were actually supporters. So Sugar...

... secretly made a deal with snarkie, since she knew that snarkie was a supporter of Sloth as well, sugar promised her that if she released sloth...

Sugar told Snarkie that if shed *insert Sugars Post here* Sugar would help her free Sloth

So they did, and Sloth fled to his floating spaceship, leaving Tennis and Sugar alone and making sure that the Bunnyman never returned to life to hurt them

The end