Hello guest! This is where hanqing stores some of our FAQs and her pictures and her testimonials. She has chosen me me, not because I am her most fantabulous pet but because my real owner is taking a break and would not be able to see this travesty of my petpage.

Enjoy!

Q: Who are you? Are you really 80??
I am a girl called Hanqing, whose immaturity precedes me and who is wonderful, kind, amazing, compassionate and everything a dung faerie isn't. And I am 15. Ok I lied. Birthday's in October. I'm 14. My age says 80, because I was stupid.

Q: Who are the other people? YOU SHARE ACCOUNTS!!!?? blahespfheiyfeui!!!! aduweueu28!!!!
I don't share accounts but I share the joy of my pets (: Basically nobody plays/are immature enough to play except for HANQING. But milk belongs to Limmin and Yixian belongs to Yixian. It's sort of like, they're going to be the ones saying "oi, hanqing, my pet needs a petpage and pictures." and Hanqing will either slave over them or poke limmin with a stick and wind her. It's complicated, but in retrospect, Hanqing gets the little bitty bits of money and .jpgs and the rest will dance in a circle and be happy.

Q: What music do you listen to?
Yixian listens to totally legal music she buys from weird shops. Limmin doesn't listen to music. Hanqing listens to anything modern and upbeat. Rock, Punk, Metal, Soft Rock, Country, Emo, Poprock. She doesn't do hiphop and rap because those genres have gotten over-commercialized. Why do you have to know all these again? o.o

Q: Are you really emo? (in reference to hobbies)
Naaaaah.

Q: Why do your petpets have weird names?
chillipepper, foundprophet and higoodbye are names after bands you should know. If not, go poke your eyes out. chillipepper is from RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS. foundprophet is from LOSTPROPHETS. And higoodbye is simply HELLOGOODBYE.

Q: What did you use to draw
First some free pencils (You can pick them up at IKEA or steal from your local Art Room) and erasers and the like to sketch out a picture. If I feel like it I do lineart, but usually I like sketchy pictures for their sense of motion, so I just darken the main lines and scan in, adjusting the level. Photoshop Elements 2.0 coupled with a lousy tablet then finishes everything up while I gaze glassy-eyed at the screen.

Q: Can we do an art trade/request?
Yes we can/No I am too busy for that, you can trade back in another way. One of my traders didn't want to draw and gave me a moving render of my ditsy picture instead (: Look down there, there should be a chunk of that, and some examples.

Q: How long have you been drawing?
Ever since little. I started with matchstick men, just like you! But of course, my matchstick men were straighter, had rounder heads and... *nose grows longer a la Pinocchio*

Q: How do you submit to the Petpet Spotlight?
First you come up with a concept for your petpet, like a character, basically. Then go to the spotlight pages, flip through and decide (a) Are those rubbish good? If yes, how can you learn? (b) Is there a recurring pattern? Break it, or mock it or it'd be stale. (c) What should you avoid? Then basically you follow these mental notes, make a picture and some words up. Then, run a spellcheck. And submit it with this form.

Q: How are you lucky to get a rainbow pB?
Teehee, by the magical forces of the Jelly Faerie, I have been blessed with the ability to burp up rainbow paintbrushes! What do you think? I bought it, duh.

Q: All your items are belong to ME!!! / Please give me...
I have no items of which you'd like (: Unless you have an affinity for boots and shoes and *digs up trash* Honestly, I'm quite poor (: The skeith at the bank tells me I have no fate with Neopoints.

Q: How could you be POOR?
Firstly, I CANNOT EARN NEOPOINTS!!!!!!! I am really bad at gaming, etc. etc. Even my grandmother can play better, etc. etc. And to put that to shame, I SPEND MONEY HORRIBLY!!!!!!! Includes buying petpets and demanding they match the pets, etc. etc.

Q: Can you be my neofriend?
No. Who are you? There's no point being friends if I don't know who you are, you know. Actually I never reply such neomails, they're really insincere.

Q: I requested!!! You didn't neofriend me!!!!
Hold it, did I even talk to you? :/ Then begone. YES I AM MEAAAAN!!!!

Q: Join my guild! We give out free lab maps and we can make you Queen Bee!
My guild is far too lovely to quit (:

Q: Can you RP?
:/ I don't know how, but since I write well and all, I should be able to pick it up. Due to self-confidence issues, however, I shan't, unless you're going to teach me.

Q: WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW OMG?
Because I have school and stuff. I'm in a rather well-known, prestigious school in singapore and it, sadly, has a reputation for being hardworking. Oh, and a reputation for a lot of mindless school work too. So forgive me =.=

And for the benefit of weirdos like this one girl...

Q: Are you hot? Do you have a 6pack?
No. I can barely do Pull-ups. Maybe Limmin has. dunno, go ask her.

Art trade
Please check this list. Do I have more than 5 active pieces to do? If yes, then it's either you wait for me to clear up, or you send me a neomail expressing that you're ok with waiting. If I really can't do your pet (I do have to juggle schools and stupid projects!) then I'll tell you, nope. Art trades take around 1-5 days to complete, depending on the list. Obviously I can push you up the list if you've done your half or if you really want it in a rush. I'm pretty flexible because I have to really force myself not to slack :D Remember to tell me about your pet's special markings too! Or character traits and looks and backstroy, if it's an RP character

You can also specify which style you want it in :D I can do cel-shading or really go all out and blend it through. But I can't really do anything realistic or lineless because Ill tend to take really long. I typically make sketchy works and colour in loosely (check harspedar) but I can do cleaner ones (check vaudevilles)

Art collaboration
I am really welcome to this kind of things (: Please neomail me with just a basic idea and we can work it out. I won't do comics though...

Of course, standard rules apply. Don't mutilate or enter in the BC or AG or blah blah. Unless I have struck particular bargains with you to illustrate your pet spotlight submissions... *coughs*

NEW: If you're missing for over 2 weeks/art not going anywhere, I'll put your picture on hold, unless you neomail me or something.

Pending:
1) anie_bug (Xweetok: Miaomiao) -COLLAB-
2) Kwallie (Lupe: cemud) -TRADE-

?) xrodeox (Ogrin: Kyzrel) -TRADE- (ON HOLD)
?) hooves_of_fire16 (Uni: desert_hope) -TRADE- (ON HOLD)

RP) wakka_lakka_time
RP) chalupaluver446
RP) taro_k_forever
RP) littlejosies
?) thundersong
RP) foxleaf11

Drag to your URL bar to see the full image! Hover to see who it's for in the format of "username (pet)". I don't do art requests so I have to thank everyone here for their side of art trades (:

(left-right)danica_sharde_'s RP character, Danica, Annatrianna's Rp character, Artemiah, Lilapuff's RP character, Luna.

(MESSY!!!!!)

Yixian's tentative design! See his petpage for more.

BC entry :/

Art trade from susa177! Thanks!

i am an average gnorbu. I am soo average that Hanqing refuses to do my petpage until she is free.

I USED TO BE AN AVERAGE GNORBU! Till Hanqing *sob* fed me a bottle of *sob* potion and promised *sob* I'll be cuter...I WILL RETURN THOUGH! Milk Fanclub, wait for me!!!

iamyixian! thank you raikou_tokyia!

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