You give a wince of pain as you landed on your side and rolled off a mountain of pillows. Straining, you open your eyes to see a column of pink. The colour of passion and girliness was splashed unabashedly upon the walls. Surrounding you was an environment that was intricate and blatant. Where are you exactly? Your pet doesn't seem to know either.

Wondering if you were alone, your decision to call aloud and create an echo was cut short as a vibrant, red xweetok dropped gracefully from mid-air. Landing on paws and not making a sound. To be honest, you are quite captivated, though indignant you're now being held hostage in a Barbie's world.

You walk towards this newcomer, hoping she'll just give a toothy grin and point you to an exit sign. And all of a sudden, your grin is wiped off your face and your step falters. She had just cocked up an eyebrow, and a lift of her head shows her half-grimace and half-smirk, a scary -disallowed_word-Paris Moehog and Nicky Lenny), working her way up as a secret member of numerous famous socialite clubs, as an multiple informant. Via that, she broke them down, tearing at each other as they sink.

Zafara Princesses holding a lawn party tomorrow. Their table supplier isn't too stable."

Candy Lovers. Beach party this saturday. I can get you a weather machine."

Of course she wasn't villanous, she simply, really really simply, despised the glamorous painted pets. Once, she was walking around in a fashionable boutique. She stooped to pick up a bag that fell on the floor and two identical royal zafaras walked by. Miao can swear she heard them say "Cleaning Assistant" and out of nowhere the same instincts came back and she flung that bag at them, hitting the older one on the back and leading them in a cat-and-mouse chase around the Bazaar.

Miao darted into the wishing well and clung to the sides, and escaped unharmed. But after a similar incident with a christmas zafara she realised her choices were running out. So she turned to the grooming parlour, robbed them of a few ridiculously-priced cosmetics donning a paper bag from pizzaroo, and bought a tub of pink paint. So she reinvented herself, fresh and girly, and attended the parties once more, only going to the bazaar with some new get-up.

Shall she be an old, yet rich xweetok today? Or walk upright and fake a kyrii? Teen Xweetok with leather boots? Darth Vader? Dr Sloth?

Using a myriad of disguises nobody realises it's the same xweetok that once threw stuff at them and called them horrible names. And with this, off she goes, for a future of breaking the painted world, inside out.

COMING SOON. For some reason my entire page was taken down ):

Name: iammiaomiao
Nickname: miao
Aliases: You're not meant to know!
Species: A Xweetok. Normal.
Gender: Female, but I occasionally crossdress for professional purposes.
Eyes: Pink
Fur: Long and straight, Brown/Red, tips of fringe and tail self-dyed pink
Ears: Fluffy, two piercings each. Usually a set of round satin earstuds and two earrings, one thicker and one larger, all pink
Paws: Really clean, pure brown. Right front paw with a belted bracelet, left front paw with a bandage to conceal stolen goods, all pink.
Shoulder: Pink paint dabs fanning out, self-painted. Also wears a belt on the back , to hold tools.
Tail: Longer than yours, my dear.
Wings: Doesn't have, but recently I installed two sockets in my shoulders so I can plug myself into a charger and create two energy-powered bat-wings. Bat wings have a less complicated shape. Only lasts around half a day, and only 1 hours if I fly continuously.
Special Abilities: Absolutely none, but I have honed my inborn skills, specifically in electronics and hardware, so I can assemble and unassembled things as fast as possible.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t315/tropicalrock/refmiao.jpg

(I don't usually bother with her anthro form, just take it as a guide for drawing or RPing. Most of things are in compliance with the Quad form) Eyes: Pink
hair: Red, with streaks of pink and straight with use of a straightening iron.
Outfit: Tank top, pink with black straps, Pink skirt with black shorts underneath and a pair of black shoes. Pretty much normal
tattoo:

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t315/tropicalrock/refmiaoanthro.jpg

LOVES

my wings!
chillipepper
winning
nail polish
Sweet snacks
adrenaline
Being drawn

HATES

painted, stuck up, obnoxious pets
art thieves
milkpacket
Popcorn
Neocola

On the surface people know miao as an ordinary, oddly-dressed xweetok. She is pretty much a plain being altogether, but her presence and actions pull off a deeper side of her. Many people are entranced by her just because of her imposing and endearing presence, but increased being around her find her very different beneath everything.

Miao has a knack for not being in utter control, but loving to manipulate her surroundings. She is confident of herself and her own capabilities and shortcomings, making her a Mary Sue that knows she needs to be a Mary Sue. People are instantly attracted but are also fooled into being too uninterested.

In truth she is nasty and selective, and very judgedmental, taking her very own views as The Only Way to see things. Because of this she can be overtly self-assuming and cynical to everyone else. When roleplaying her, it's always pretty much instinctive actions that govern the course of action, and not much thought behind anything.

chillipepper

It was some time ago I was walking around in the marketplace with my weeble, No Name. I hated that stupid origami creature, so I had begged hanqing into brining me out for a new pet. Looking through useless pamphlets after pamphlets ("Greebles, BFF!" "Anubis Your NEW FRIEND!") I simply marched into shops and demanded to see their petpets.

The emo Usul was blowing a bubble when I went in, and gave me such attitude I felt like socking her in the face.

I'm just here for the avatar, man!"

So I did sock her in the face. And she handed over a darigan quetzal for a 80% discount. Swell. Chillipepper is just so awesome. Would you like me to show you his jaws... they're quite good you know...

You hurriedly wave a frantic "no" and rush off to a wall with what looks like a family tree, with huge marker prints on the neopets' faces...

My family isn't much, really. Most of the time they'll let me out and do things... But still, I need a place to come home to, you know? the xweetok is muttering again. Oh, and hanqing wanted to remind you that this account isn't shared, and you can go to the FAQ to read about it.

Hanqing

Hanqing is my rightful owner. Which is really swell. She sent all the other pets away to some cheap little hotels, then turned to me and was all, "hey I can afford luxury you know." So, yeah, she's my favourite owner. Besides, she's in most of the time, draws me really nicely and totters off to draw other people's pets. Most of the times she's listening to music or chatting on the boards.

YiXian

Everytime Yixian comes in I'm all BAH and drags humphrey out for her to take along. She just plays some weird games and dumps the money into the bank. So not my thing, if she owned this account I would jump off the Mystery Island jetty.

Limmin

Limmin just came in a few times, and I bit her on every occasion so she says I am rabid and refuses to bring me out, so humphrey does all the do-gooding. She really likes milk for some reason and so her stupid gnorbu goes by that name. They should jump off the Mystery Island jetty together. Recently hanqing turned milkpacket into a pile of loose skin so limmin's getting a bit despaired.

iamhumphrey

Humphrey. The do-everything-nicely and most beloved pet. He doesn't talk back, and simply plays with his stupid Ditsy. He's practically NORMAL, and it's so infuriating. Can't believe his ditsy actually won that petpet spotlight! I am going to enter chillipepper and he'll win 3 times in a row...

(image coming!)
iammilkpacket

Milk is stupid. Hanqing used her petpage for a FAQ and pictures and didn't tell her because she was in the neolodge, and she still didn't realise even when she came out. She constantly whines for limmin to come back so they can buy milk, because we refuse to buy her any lactose-containing stuff. Her arkmite bites, but I sent chillipepper to tame her. She's more or less ridiculous, really.

iamyixian

YiX never talks to me, but he occasionally chats with humphrey. His wings can't bring him into the air because of some mishap occuring with the Create-A-Neopet machine, so he's earthbound and keeps reading books. I offered to get some framework done to heal his wings and help him fly but he keeps giving me this weird pained look. His albat is nicer, though, always talks to me about how he used to go hunting with the kings (don't ask me how he managed to do that, as far as I know, he was raised in a tank)

(image coming!)
thenarcissisticholly

Holly belongs to feveredice, one of hXe's friends. She's a christmas peophin and she's really nice! Can be a little vain and all at times but she makes such intelligent talk! She thinks milk is stupid too, and that's definitely good enough for me! Usually I take over hXe's neomail just to talk to her. Recently she got frozen away in that account, and her new reincarnate, narcissisticholly is some weird tyrannian beast, barely recognisable.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t315/tropicalrock/BCmiao.jpg

Adoptables

Adopted

Look! Little me look-alikes! The xweetok runs over to a pile of shockingly red xweetoks, and you simply stand and gape.

Customs

There's a special section and those seem to look a bit more evil, you note.

Awards Won

The PINK LOCKET Award

This is my own very special award, specially for people who have made effort in their petpage. Well, I am not typically one to bother about quality, after all, the very thought counts...such superficiality!

If you think you have made effort in your very own petpage, neomail hXe with the title "PINK LOCKET LOL!!1!" and tell her why exactly you deserve my little locket.

REQUIREMENTS!
#1 Content
#2 Graphics are very good, unless they're stolen! However, if you put thought into choosing neopets graphics to complement your text, it is ok.
#3 Usability
#4 It is not a food item.

Goodbye

Farewell, guest

miaomiao gets up from the cushions and drops the satin, prowling towards a small door that's enlarging every second, until it becomes reasonably sized for you to walk through. She turns around again, and says, well, goodbye. Hope you'll come soon. Is it you or did she sound just a little wistful?

You were tempted to yell a good riddance, that you just missed the snowager slot, but all you do is smile and wave stiffly.

LINKS

trade links?

neomail humphreyxelephant if you'd like to trade links (: