September 5, 2010- New spoof up! Thanks for the request!

August 29, 2010- So sorry for the lack of updates D: So today, I got a request, and added a new affie! New spoof coming out on September 5!

August 7, 2010- The new spoof is up! Go check it out :D Also, my page is starting to get crowded, so I may start putting older spoofz on a different petpage... We'll see. I already know what spoof I'm making next! Be on the lookout for that!

August 5, 2010- I got my main account back!! Thanks everyone for supporting me, I love all of you :) I've been working on that, but I will have the surprise spoof up sometime on August 8. Thanks for your patience.

July 29, 2010- Sorry I disappeared :P I had 5 teeth pulled. Right after my birthday... I'm working on a surprise spoof though!

July 23, 2010 - I've been wanting to spoof "The Climb" for a while, and I finally did! :D

Sitely Link Back Fan Mail Request Form Affie Form
NeoStalker Tik Tok 21 Bums Pity Me Party in the Newbieland Neomail You Belong to Sloth Restocking We Are the Scammers One Time Bad Event Still Me Eye of the Kougra Pet Changes

Please copy and paste this form into a neomail and fill it out.

When it's filled out, neomail it to me.

Remember, pudding is so good for me.

If the title of the song is against neorules, don't request it. I need to give credit to the artist.

You may request a theme, and I'll try to work with it :)

My Name:
Song:
Artist:
Anything else?:
Pudding is?:

Copy and paste this form into a neomail and fill it out.

When done, neomail it to me.

You MUST have a standard size button (like the size of mine) or at least really close to it.

You MUST put my link back on your page. I will remove you without warning if you don't.

Pudding is so good for me

I will have your link in the affies section, don't worry

If your button is broken, I will NM you.

If you're petpage is taken down, I will remove you. If you're moving the petpage, please NM me.

My Name:
My Petpage Name:
Link:
Pudding is?:
Do you have my link back on your page?:
Anything else?:

WHAT IS SPOOFZ??: Simply, just a petpage of parodies of real life songs, made into Neopets songs! Cool huh? ;)

REQUESTS NOW CLOSED. Sorry, I'm busy with school. But, when I find time, I'll write my own spoofz. Thanks for understanding :)

Pet Changes

To the tune of New Divide by Linkin Park (requested by graypaw_deputy)

I remember dark boards, the whiners all around meeeeeeee.
I remember each post after the change occurred
Like a noob who said "OMG these changes stink!"
And my voice was ignored, Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii said stop complaining now
So give me reason to diss TNT, why can't I like change?
Who cares 'bout UC pets, they're just pixeeeeeeeeeeeeels.
Give me reason to join protests; they don't work anyway
Let it be enough, that TNT worked hard
I like these pet changes!
There was nothing in sight, but memories left abandoned
TNT was destroyed
Never told thank you
People begged and begged for customization
When we got what we wanted
Everyone whined and complained!
So give me reason to diss TNT, why can't I like change?
Who cares 'bout UC pets, they're just pixeeeeeeeeeeeeels.
I like these pet changes!
In every loss, in every pet, in every change that we hate
And each complaint and each good bye to neopets was a waste of time
And my voice was ignored
I said just stop complaining now
So give me reason to diss TNT, why can't I like change?
Who cares 'bout UC pets, they're just pixeeeeeeeeeeeeels.
Give me reason to join protests; they don't work anyway
Let it be enough, that TNT worked hard
I like these pet changes!
I like these pet changes!
I like these pet changes!

Eye of the Kougra

To the Tune of Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

Rising up. Back on the site
Took me long, took me long 'nuf
Took a long break, now I'm back with no life
Just a dude, and my need to have fun
So many times, it happened to me
This site seemed so embarrassing
I mean it is, but the pets are so cute
Especially this small tough kitty
It's the, eye of the kougra
It's the thrill of the game
Sitting down at the computer to play games
And the last thing my friends should know is I play this
But I love the kougras so much, EYE of the kougra!!!
Face to face, battle the trolls
Actin' tough, all home alone
I thought the HC answered my questions
But apparently that's not the case
It's the, eye of the kougra
It's the thrill of the game
Sitting down at the computer to play games
And the last thing my friends should know is I play this
But I love the kougras so much, EYE of the kougra!!!
Sittin' down, down at the comp
Complaining about KeyQuest
Made the board, now I'm not gonna stop
This game is so lame and needs to poof
It's the, eye of the kougra
It's the thrill of the game
Sitting down at the computer to play games
And the last thing my friends should know is I play this
But I love the kougras so much, EYE of the kougra!!!
The eye of the kougra x4

Still Me

To the Tune of The Climb by Miley Cyrus

I can almost see it. That dream I'm dreaming, but,
There's a voice on the forums saying, you'll never reach it.
Every hour I'm playing. Every time I post feels
Like I'm always wrong. Confidence is lost.
But I…. I gotta ignore (them).
Gonna keep my head held high
There's always gonna be another rude troll
I'm always gonna wanna prove them wrong
Always gonna end in some hurt feelings
Sometimes I'm gonna have to vent
Ain't about what trolls say to me
Ain't about proving yourself to the wooooooooorld
I'm still meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The battles I'm taking
The chances I'm taking, TNT might warn me
But no I'm not breaking
I may not know this, but these are the lessons that I'm gonna learn from the most, yea
Just gotta be myself
And I…. I gotta be strong. Just keep pushing ooooooon, cause
There's always gonna be another rude troll
I'm always gonna wanna prove them wrong
Always gonna end in some hurt feelings
Sometimes I'm gonna have to vent
Ain't about what trolls say to me
Ain't about proving yourself to the wooooooooorld
I'm still meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, yeah
There's always gonna be another rude troll
I'm always gonna wanna prove them wrong
Always gonna end in some hurt feelings
Sometimes I'm gonna have to vent
Ain't about what trolls say to me
Ain't about proving yourself to the wooooooooorld
I'm still meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, yeah
Keep on going, don't lose hope.
Leave the fight, baby
It's all about, it's all about the truth
Leave the fight, leave the fight, whoa

Bad Event

Spoof of Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

NOTE: I like the Save the Wheels event! This is making fun of those who hate it and whine about not getting a plot every day :P

(Oh oh oh oh oh oh, stuck with a bad event) x2
(Rah rah no no no. Cha ching oh yea yea yea. Some-thing blah blah blah
Gotta save the wheels) x2
I want the tote bag, I want the BG
I want the everything, as long as it's cheap
I want a plot. Plot plot plot I wanna plot!!!
I like the drama, I cause on the boards
Spending 8 billion is a waste of points
I want a plot. Plot plot plot I wanna plot!!!!
You know what we want TNT, and you know what we need….
We hate your bad, bad events.
I want a plot and I want your concern
TNT, stop making bad events (oh oh oh oh)
Go do your job and go do it darn good! TNT, stop making bad events (oh oh oh oh oh oh)
Stuck with a bad event! (oh oh oh oh oh oh) Stuck with a bad event!
Rah rah no no no. Chaching oh yea yea yea. Some-thing blah blah blah
Stuck with a bad event!
I want good prizes, I want some money
Cause you're a criminal when you don't give in
I want a plot. Plot plot plot I wanna plot!!
I want Dr. Sloth, to help me out here
He'll help me with his meepits, to get a plot
I want a plot. Plot plot plot, I wanna plot!!!
You know what I mean ya'll, and you know what you want (cuz we're greedy, honey!)
I don't want a bad, event.
I want a plot and I want your concern
TNT, stop making bad events (oh oh oh oh)
Go do your job and go do it darn good! TNT, stop making bad events (oh oh oh oh oh oh)
Stuck with a bad event! (oh oh oh oh oh oh) Stuck with a bad event!
(Rah rah no no no. Chaching oh yea yea yea. Some-thing blah blah blah
Stuck with a bad event!) X2
(Look look, TNT, go work, go to work right now
Talk talk, talk to me now. Go work, go to work right now) x2
I want a plot, and I want your concern.
I want a plot, I don't wanna bad one
Je veux complot, je veux inquiétant. Je veux complot, I don't really know French!!
No I don't wanna bad event
Stuck with a bad event, I don't wanna bad event
Wanna good event! Oh stuck with a bad event! Wanna good event!!
I want a plot and I want your concern
TNT, stop making bad events (oh oh oh oh)
Go do your job and go do it darn good! TNT, stop making bad events (oh oh oh oh oh oh)
(Stuck with a bad event. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh stuck with a bad event! Stuck with a bad event!) X2 (Rah rah no no no. Chaching oh yea yea yea. Some-thing blah blah blah

One Time

Spoof of One Time by Justin Bieber

Dedicated to my scammed account, _noob101_

We Are The Scammers

To the tune of We Are the Champions

I'm worried this song is bad luck.... When I first put it up, a few days after, I got scammed :P

I've served my time
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But have not been frozen
And good scam tricks
I've done a lot
I've had lots of people ask why do you try
But I'm not done!!!!
Weeeeeeeee are the scammers, my noobs
And we'll, keep on scamming, til the end
We are the scammers
We are the scammers
No time for rules, no
Cuz we are the scammers
OF TEH BOARDS!!!!!
I've not read the rules
And now my time's here
I've got me fame and fortune; heck scamming is way too easy
I thank you all
Yes it's been a bed of roses
Quite pleasurable
I don't consider it a challenge, no way in the world dude!
And I'll keep going on!!!!!!!!!
Weeeeeeeee are the scammers, my noobs
And we'll, keep on scamming, til the end
We are the scammers
We are the scammers
No time for rules, no
Cuz we are the scammers
Weeeeeeeee are the scammers, my noobs
And we'll, keep on scamming, til the end
We are the scammers
We are the scammers
No time for rules, no
Cuz we are the scammers

Restocking

To the tune of Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers

This song won the poll, so here ya go :D

I'm rich. You're poor
You go around, like you know
What I do, but you don't. You make me LOL!
I'm searching the shops like crazy
And I'm trying to get a better de-eal
Newbie, you make the super shop wiz tired
Yea I'm restocking, restocking, with you newbie
(c'mon noob)
I stock (I stock)
So fast (fast)
I win at my own game
Book shop (book shop)
Plaza, bazaar
All by myself, gotta catch my breath
I'm searching the shops like crazy
And I'm trying to get a better de-eal
Newbie, you make the super shop wiz tired
Yea I'm restocking, restocking, with you newbie
Walk in the shop, all I can SEEEEEEEEE is you (oh)
Staring me down, I know you want it too
I'm searching the shops like crazy
And I'm trying to get a better de-eal
Newbie, you make the super shop wiz tired
Yea I'm restocking, restocking, with you newbie
I'm searching the shops like crazy
And I'm trying to get a better de-eal
Newbie, you make the super shop wiz tired
Yea I'm restocking, restocking, with you newbie
I'm restockin', in this shop tonight!
You newbies better leave (like 0mg n0!)
I'm the master, don't try to fight it
Who is Big Rob???? (no really who?)
Stop, drop, and roll (now you're crazy…. -___-)
(We don't see a fire)
More and more!
I got mad rapping skills (no you don't, stupid!!!)
Come on noobs, better leave my turf right now!
I'm searching the shops like crazy
And I'm trying to get a better de-eal
Newbie, you make the super shop wiz tired
Yea I'm restocking, restocking, with you newbie
Restocking, restocking, with you newbie

You Belong To Sloth

To the tune of You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift

Is it any good?

You're prancing 'long around the world Neopia
You're going off to have some fun today
Sloth doesn't get your humor
I sure don't….
He's in his lab
It's a typical Tuesday night
He's listening to the sounds of joy that you bring now
And he'll never know happiness
Like you do….
But he makes potions
That makes mutants
He's anti-cheer and I'm a supporter
He's dreaming about the day
When he'll wake up and find
That all Neopia has been enslaved by him
If you could see that Sloth is the one who deserves power
Been here all along
So why can't you SEEEEEEEEEEE you belong to Slooooooooooth?
You belong to Sloth.
Walking the streets with you and your innocence
I can't help thinking
Why don't you want to be slaved???
Crying on a park bench thinking to myself
Why have I failed him??
And Sloth's got a smile
That could light up your whole world
I haven't seen it in a while
Since you've brought him down
You say he's mean
That he should be locked up now!!
Hey what'chu doing talking smack like that?!?
He makes potions
That makes mutants
He's anti-cheer and I'm a supporter
He's dreaming about the day
When he'll wake up and find
That all Neopia has been enslaved by him
If you could see that Sloth is the one who deserves power
Been here all along
So why can't you SEEEEEEEEEEE you belong to Slooooooooooth?
Standing by and waiting for his new plan
All this time how could you not know sweetie?
You belong to Sloth
You belong to Sloth
*random music*
Oh, I remember
Sloth driving up the wall
In the middle of the night
I'm the one who had to calm
When I knew he was crying
And he needs this power bad
And he tells me about his dreams
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it's with Sloth
Can't you see that Sloth's the one who owns your life
Been here all along
So why can't you SEEEEEEEE you belong to SLOOOOOOOOOTH??
Standing by and waiting for his new plan
All this time how could you not know sweetie?
You belong to Sloth
You belong to Sloth
Have you ever thought just maybe you belong to Sloth?

Neomail

To the tune of Telephone by Lady Gaga

This is a spoof I actually like xD I'm my harshest critic. Also, don't all KeyQuest players feel this way when we get accused of quitting when we didn't? We should so give them these lyrics when it happens xD