Ho-san: Hi!
Kyo: OMG SHE'S UGLY!


Ho-san: *giggles* You're pretty hot, Kyo-kun.


Kyo: AGH! SHE THINKS I'M HOT!


Kyo: I'M LEAVING *like an idiot*
Yuki: You know, Ho-san, I think you're pretty cute.
Ho-san: Yeah, well, no...


Look at my muscles!


Now I'll close my mouth...chicks dig this...


Oh and now I'll open my mouth.


I've got an idea! *amamzingly*


You will...


*thinking, "what was I thinking...she's so ugly...and such a ho..."*


AH! It burns!!! *holds stomach*


To get rid of this gross feeling, I'm going to destroy the house!!!!
Shigure: *in background* How will that solve anything? -_-


And better yet...


Kyo: ...I'll hit her in the process!!!
Ho-san: ...


Ho-san: ...
Kyo: Damn it...she's still ugly...


Yuki: Come now, Kyo...she's not that unattractive...
Kyo: WHAT ARE YOU BLIND, YOU DAMN RAT!?


Kyo: I'm gonna move my arm now, what do you think about that, pretty boy??
Yuki: ...two can play at this game.


Yuki: *moves arm as well* *smirks*
Kyo: Damn it...he's good.


Kyo: Hm...how did I get this scratch on my face...?


Kyo: What the hell? It's still there...


Kyo: Time for a schmexy (actual word not accepted by neopets) pose!!


Kyo: Wait...something tells me...


Kyo: I SHOULD KICK HIS A$$!!
Yuki: Whoa...*dodges* Not today, stupid cat...


Kyo: Why is he looking at me like that...?
Yuki: Hm...I shall use my magical faerie pixie gnome powers...


Kyo: x_x How did I end up out here...?


Kyo: What's with the backshot...? x_x


Kyo: Well...I'll lift my arm...


Kyo: No I take that back...I'll move THIS arm...


Kyo: Aw, crap...shouldn't have moved that arm...


Kyo: I've got MFPG powers, too...


Kyo: HA! I used them to get back inside!
Yuki: Not as stupid ("dumb" in original but neopets won't accept that...*shakes head*) as he looks...


Ho-san: Well, hello, Kyo-kun...
Yuki: *in background* No hello to me? *gloom*


Kyo: Must hide...must hide...
Ho-san: What are you doing, Kyo-kun? I wish it were me...


Kyo: Damn it!!! How'd she see me!? Gotta hide...


Kyo: Whoa...what's this...?


Kyo: *thinking, "crap...what if it's hers and I have to give it back to her...?"*


Ho-san: Um...Kyo-kun...?


Ho-san: *gasp* That's mine!!
Kyo: ...


Ho-san: ...
Kyo: ...


Ho-san: ...
Kyo: ...


Ho-san: Oh...


Ho-san: *sniffle* I guess you can keep it if you like...


Ho-san: OMG!! I mean what you're holding, not It!! I swear!!


Ho-san: *embarrassed* *sweat drops*
Kyo: ...


Ho-san: ...
Kyo: ...


Ho-san: *thinking, "why isn't he saying anything!?"* ...
Kyo: ...


Kyo: Hey, ugly...


Kyo: Why don't you just go away!?


Kyo: At least turn your ugly face so I don't have to look at...YOUR FACE!


Ho-san: *turns head*
Kyo: ... *thinking, "whoa...she actually listened to me..."*


Ho-san: Are you surprised?
Kyo: ...


Ho-san: Oh, I'm so sorry, Kyo-kun!! I forgot you didn't want to look at my face!!


Ho-san: Whoops...I think I'm falling...


Kyo: Good riddance...whoa...how'd I end up out here...?


Ho-san: Kyo...?
Shigure: *thinking, "poor Tohru...unaware of Kyo's hate for her...ah, well, more fun for me ^_^"* *watches*


Kyo: WHO THE HELL CHANGED MY CLOTHES AND HOW'D I END UP OUTSIDE!?

--skipping some pix for time--


Kyo: GRAWRG!! I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON THIS BEAR!!!
Ho-san: The poor bear...;_;


Kyo: And now I'm running...damn it!! Her ugly face follows me everywhere!!!
Narrator: Or does it...? Find out next time on "Fruits Basket Commentary by Tina!

(Neomail me feedback--all by moi--Tina/Greed the homunculus! Yeah!! *raises arm like in D.N.Angel* Also, look for the next commentary--yet to be put up, but is finished! Heh!)